Gym manager left A/C on overnight

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Stop giving overblown reactions to obvious bait

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>gym commissar seized my extra-rep gains again
even the gym gulag would be better than this lads

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>gym nigger stole my gains again
second time this year, fucks sake

user I...

>Gym paladin consecrated all of the bars
>Can't do deadlift

>some prankster has covered all the plates with invisible paint

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Resurrection lifts are objectively better anyway

>stuff shrinks due to heat, not cold.

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I managed to escape after 8 years of forced cardio. Amazingly enough, they didn't consider the fact that we would outrun them

>gym tranny replaced my preworkout with estrogen again

Fuuuuck I ate all those onions for nothing

Nigga how far in erectile dysfunction are you ?

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>Physical test tommoro
But I didn't study...

>Gym mime has been scaling an invisible wall in the squat rack all morning

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Local necromancer resurrect dead lifts

im not sure why everyone is nigger out at you user thats true.
if you put a pizza in the oven it shrinks. if you put a garlic bred in the oven it shrinks. these are just life facts
the only thing that shrinks in cold is penis

I know this is bait but there's probably some retard underageb&s reading this thread that haven't pass high school chemistry
This is because the water inside the items are evaporating.

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ill evaporate you in a minute

#savage #recked
*dab*

cringe

>the manlet cutoff shrank too

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h-hes right....

Since Humans are 70% water, would being colder make humans bigger?

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>implying that in the last frame the liquid hasn't become a gas that now fills the entire room

user

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well i mean why are people in the north taller???

fucking obviously

Water shrinks when it gets colder, it just expands as it freezes.

>freezing doesn't imply getting colder

Cuz suferners are fackin' pooftas

Freezing means changing from a liquid to a solid which is possible without a change in temperature.

>gym stock market crashes
>PRs fall 30% in a day

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I think that you're thinking of solidifying. Freezing is directly linked with temperature

Around 4°C water will start expanding if you cool it torwards 0°C.

No, when changing phase, water / ice is literally not changing temperature.

This, it's called latent heat.

>gym astronaut lifting on the ceiling again
>keeps chalking up with moon dust, giving everyone below cancer
>mfw he never even lifts heavy

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>On AOOAMAD An Ocean of Auðumbla's Milk a Day for you fucking plebs
Been sucking on that great giant Auðumbla milk bro's but I've been braking out into a nasty Milk sweat so nasty that I'm starting to sweat manlets, worried their planning something bro's what do I even do?

nofap day 5

Speaking of gyms, how do you guys deal with the no singles policies, I just convinced my cousin to sign up with me and pretend she's my girlfriend but it gets pretty awkward when we get put on the kiss cam.

>boomer walks into gym
>explodes

It's not gay if it's brotherhood my dude.

>he can't lift a 4plate DL in front of qt night elf
>he fucking pops avenging wrath and flaps his wings to help

actually had to put my phone down

good bait faggot

If your cousin is hot I don't seen the issue.

I'm not allowed cornflakes before 9pm otherwise I revert into a primitive ant like creature about 4ft long.

Anyone else here smoking meth?

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then why does my dick get bigger when your mom puts it in her warm mouth?

what about a scrotum ya dingus

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underrated

>gym is all of 45 lb plates
Guess im ginna have to use the 50 lbs and negative 5 pounders

xDDD

>implying this isn't some samefag

>gym manager forgot to mass renormalize the weights
>all weights in the gym RG flowed to strongly-coupled critical point and become unliftable

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Embrace death

>fucks his posture
>trips to snap citadel
Lmao, posers

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Can't wait to see this thread on Instagram.

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Ice is one of the few things that expands when solid. Which why ice floats in water. Less dense. But thats an exception to the rule. You on the other hand seem to be brain dead cold and dense as shit. Hence, fitting the rule perfectly.

And I'm pretty sure that even ice expands and contracts like all others with temperature, it's only the transition from water to ice that is expansive

Wtf bro my haruspex just told me the auspices were great for a deadlift PR

Fucking patricians

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Guys he's just talking about ice

>gym necromanlet trying to resurrect Rich again
>has his pentagram of protein powder laid out (hastily set up between rotations of the fan)
>mKaelus videos looping on the speakers as an invocoation chant
>bag of Chipotle in the center as an offering to the Pianoman
>powerlichter tells him he needs a creatine tincture as protection, lest he be swallowed by the unnatty void
>necromanlet mutters something about not wanting a lanklet’s advice

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you might have discovered the cure for manletism