How do I make my T levels drop for a blood test?

Be black.

Frankly you should be prescribed at that level regardless. I'll presume you're in the UK, the NHS is horrific for male sexual health. Or health in general.

Anyhow, deprive yourself of sleep and get black out drunk the night before, or tonight. Smoke a lot of weed if you have any, and don't eat much today and try fast a lot earlier tomorrow.

That's as far as it'll get for you in a 2 day time frame. You'll feel like shit though, but you'll get TRT and you may well need it.

BUT, before being a fucking idiot, please go to a board that actually has doctors on it and medical professionals like Excelmale or TRT in the UK. Show the blood test results there, you may be secondary hypogondal and there may be an underlying cause for it that needs assessing further i.e. potential tumour. Do not fucking post serious matters like this on Jow Forums, it's posted way too fucking much.

>no sleeping
>fap as much as you can for a few weeks
>change your entire diet to söy
>go vegan
>take estrogen
>browse Jow Forums
>watch anime
>watch a lot of porn

lmao at people suggesting onions or fapping
no sorry none of those things actually decrease test
if you want to score low just eat something before they take the blood.

No sleep
Lots of alcohol
Lots of phyto- and xenestrogens
Wank non stop

If you do this for two days your t levels should be clinically dead

Buy actual gear and inject until it shuts you down, dumb dumb

Pop anavar or tren or something, or if you want to go lighter, take Ostarine and then over train, under eat, under sleep and eat a lot of mint, licorice and onions

Drink a can or two of coke an hour before you give blood work.

there's no way that actually drops test
>t. bottle a day and always horny and shredded

>Past research shows that a high level of insulin, the hormone primarily secreted after eating, is related to low testosterone levels. Like eating, glucose intake causes blood glucose (sugar) levels to rise, which stimulates secretion of insulin. Hayes and her colleagues examined the impact of a standard dose of glucose on testosterone levels in 74 men. The researchers administered the oral glucose tolerance test, a screening test for diabetes that involves drinking a sugary solution (75 grams of pure glucose) and then measuring blood sugar levels.

>Of the 74 men, 42 had normal glucose tolerance on the test, 23 had impaired glucose tolerance (also called prediabetes) and 9 had newly diagnosed type 2 diabetes.

>The authors found that the glucose solution decreased blood levels of testosterone by as much as 25 percent, regardless of whether the men had diabetes, prediabetes or normal glucose tolerance.

>Two hours after glucose administration, the testosterone level remained much lower than before the test in 73 of the 74 men, a statistically significant difference, the authors reported. Of the 66 men who had normal testosterone levels before the test, 10 (15 percent) became hypogonadal at one or more time points during the test.

It’s quite possible he wouldn’t be able to get low enough by doing this

Why?
the levels they prescribe for TRT are tiny and a waste of your time.
Just buy test and do it properly.

post body

Why the fuck does the word filter change tofu bean name into onions?

looks like draco malfoy's sister: Thiccius Malfoy

so stupid people don't find out

damn, does this count for any sugary drink like juice? didn't know sugar tanked test so hard wtf

Don't eat anything and don't sleep, your test levels will drop very much.
Also, watch some very girlish videos, like doing makeup or something.
Put on makeup yourself.
Try to talk like a girl.
Try to be like a tranny for 2 days.
Go on forums and bitch out against Drumpf
etc.

Everything tanks test temporarily - fats, carbs, sugar, protein, fiber, fruit

just buy test fucking faggot

this ffs

Seconded, if you’re this concerned about it you should take the matter into your own hands

Not sure why nobody has suggested this yet but STOP EATING. Going into a caloric deficit will drop your test by like 70% easily. If you only get like 2 hours of sleep the night before and maybe had a few beers the evening before that may help to drop it even further

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vote democrat tomorrow

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>This is her BF

so?

stop hating you little faggot and chase your own stars

take one of those tiny little pills your gf takes before she goes on a night out with Jamal..just make sure it isnt the sugar one

At least he’s not a nigger. Also she’s gotten pretty fat recently, shame about that

I don’t get this “alcohol lowers test” bullshit. I’m literally and alcoholic and I’m horny all the fucking time, and I get really strong erections even when I’m shitfaced

I have crazy drunk sex all the goddamn time

Alcohol temporarily increases dopamine which can increase sex drive, chronic use can only lower T though. The byproducts of alcohol stop the kreb cycle and damage the testis

I see. Thanks