Big fuck up while clubbing here

big fuck up while clubbing here

>be me
>virgin
>lost all gains because of laziness
>friend invites me to go clubbing in some fancy place
>ok
>we go there and i wear a thicker hoodie to conceal my pathetic body
>he starts getting wasted way faster than me
>keeps saying that this girl dances in front of me wants me to grind
>nah
this isnt the fuckup cause he was clearly trying to throw me under the bus (it wouldve been hilarious tho)
>i just dance shitty with him and his mate for a bit while looking around trying to spot IOIs
>i find what i look for
>cute redhead (pic related looks similar) blows a kiss to me
>i smile and look away instantly
>i do nothing
>angry at myself for the rest of the night
>get home and think about lifting to get more chances like that
>"nah fuck that ill butcher all my chances"
>never gonna make it

i want off this ride

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so let me get this straight, you went to a club and danced with all of your guy friends and didn't get wasted? You might be gay, bud. Lol, later.

Now the next time that happens you'll remember how much you fucked up and go for it.

yeah dw mate it happens.

you need a pre programmed external cue. practice some flirt moves to a wink or a casual wave in the mean time. load up your phone with funny memes and next time do this

>see the thottie flirt
>smile, do your flirt move and turn you head away like you're a little embarrassed
>initiate countdown to lift off
>10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1
>lift off from your mates and amble over
>too loud to talk, then dance, show her your funny meme photos and if she laughs switch to number input and hand it to her
>not to loud to talk, say heya, dance a bit and motion her over to the bar
>commence getting laid/digits

not really with them just a bit closed off because i dont really know what else to do. i got wasted once i fucked up big time

man ive slept in a girl's bed before because she invited me because i said "fuck imma have to wait long for this bus". i did nothing! she even said while in front of her house "im sure its fine if youre here cause my brother has hookups over all the time"

how does that evolve to getting laid? i get digits but that never leads to anything and i hate texting because theyre boring as hell outside of that environment

Please don't really show a girl memes inside a club, the counting down in your head works though. OP you just have to get flirty and start touching a bit which will turn to kissing and ass grabbing and both of you will wanna fuck. Then suggest going back to yours or wherever and get flirty when your inside

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this, walk up to her next time and say tfw when no qt redhead gf and show her one of your many sad pepes. she'll love it

lmao have you ever tried to read when smashed? let alone understand the 9th circle of hell meta-forbidden order memes that are usually on our phones? women would just say haha cool and then start talking to literally anyone other than you within eyefucking range

Eat cum