>gym archbishop excommunicated me
Gym archbishop excommunicated me
Landon Ross
Nathaniel Torres
here we go
Jackson Flores
You think you have it bad? He exiled me to gym Spain
Cooper King
>tmw the Spanish Gym-quisition makes a martyr out of you, for helping manlets out of the penance pit
Levi Young
>natty iconoclasts are going too far and confiscating the proton powders
Isaiah Hernandez
>Gym Nazis filled the manlet pit with Zyklon B and are trying to get me to do SS with them
Tyler Martinez
>gym slav comes in wearing fresh wolf pelts and starts doing russian twists in the middle of the freeweight section
Logan Butler
>gym skinwalker steals my face
Charles Turner
>gym cardinal mistook manlet zone for child care, molested several manlets before he realized they all had pubic hair
Jayden Torres
>trying to cross out of the cardio wing to the benches and free weights
>gym wizard tells me my gains shall not pass
>cardio kills gains
Gavin Powell
those are comfy looking shoes.
Ayden Richardson
Indeed they are traveller. In return for your appreciation, have a seat and tell me what you seek.
Connor Foster
Gym Mayans tried to sacrifice me while bench pressing
Gabriel Robinson
wait i thought of abetter one
>gym skinwalker steals my aesthetic physique
Juan Peterson
When I see this picture I can't help but imagine this thing break dancing.
David Foster
> doing OHP
> gym astrologer tells me to dumbbell press during Taurine season for optimal gains
> whatever, horoscales-don't-lie.cxz
> manlets keep stealing the dumbbells for squats
> arms always get sore early because I can never find two equal sized manlets
We need a warlock to renew the runes around our manlet pit again
Christopher Parker
>squat thot mage is making gas potions with her enchanted braper in the squat rack
Elijah Campbell
>gym hermit summons her jiangshi with deadlifts again
Thomas Jenkins
>otter warrior and fairy nymph enter gym
>otter warrior attempts to lift
>fairy keeps spouting, "Hey, Listen!" mid rep
Ryder Walker
>gym park ranger planted a new tree in the middle of the squat rack
Julian James
A donut.
Delivered by a crow
Joseph Carter
>gym security and official penis inspector starts sucking on my foreskin to "prevent any electrical interference."
James Jenkins
I'd sudoko if I were you
Xavier Murphy
>doing preacher curls
>stumble a bit on discarded falcon chow
>gymquisitor tells me that poor preacher curl form is blasphemy and forces me to donate my gains to the church
Owen Baker
Gym clown waited until I was in the pocket on my squat and ran up and honked his nose at me, broke my concentration and I failed the rep. He then grabbed my wheyfu and started laughing at me with her..