>be me
>18
>be pretty fit
>fit enough to have sex for 10+ minutes of me doing all the work
>have gf
>gf is not this fit
>whenever we have sex I do everything
>fellas I can’t get my dick rode
>not satisfied sexually
>love her a lot
What do?
I want my dick rode
Jack Perry
Easton Morris
tell her you mong
Henry Morris
unironically this
Bentley Barnes
leave this board forever and never come back
Henry James
fuck you jew
Luis Johnson
Start her on a cowgirl progressive training routine. Encourage her to ride you each time you have sex, and each session, make sure she rides you slightly longer than she did last time you had sex. Give it 3 months and she'll be a champ. After Starting Sex, pick an intermediate position to train.
Easton Stewart
Seriously, this might just be crazy enough to work
Carson Wright
Just ask her you fucking sperg.
Parker Powell
let me fuck your gf
1. i'm black
2. my dick is 8" (Average for black guy but whatever)
3. I LOVE fucking girls that just lay there, especially if they have a decent ass and lay on their belly. It's the manliest way to fuck a woman imo. Only porn addicts care about the fancy shit. when i fuck i just wanna pin a bitch to a bed and slam on that ass balls deep till i bust.
Dylan Adams
he's not a cuck you nigger
Jose Torres
u rnt black lol
Josiah Price
Is it haram to fuck a fat girl? Not like Walmart tier or conversely brap hog tier, like slightly over average American with fat spilling over pants? I need to know so I can live with the potential shame
William Bell
bro are you me?
srsly tho, had/have this problem, it's not you i's her, she feels too insecure to take the lead. let her know how sexy you think she is, and how sexy you think it'd be if she took more of an interest in the process overall
Nathaniel Moore
Yes, this. If you don't tell her and you can't come to terms with just never getting rode, then eventually you will cheat, or just be unfulfilled forever. Tell her, communication is key to every relationship if you're not loaded off your ass and she stays for the money. My wife and I have been together 17 years. We have 5 children. We communicate. It sounds like a cop out meme but it isn't.
Owen Howard
Lol not m
>tfw wake up to gf riding me
Colton Scott
I mean I tell myself it is because tren me definitely fucked a couple fat girls, like you said not Walmart tier but just over weight, mainly because they had big boobs or a fat ass though
Carter Howard
Ok that gives me some confidence, I'm in winter bulk mode and in the badlands of Missouri fat is all you get, especially around military bases. She's got a good face, so I guess I've got that going for me
Ethan Hill
Yes. Fat women hit on me everyday and Im DYEL.
HOWEVER its haram and all sex outside of marriage is haram.
Stay on the path of righteousness user. Inshallah Jinnah awaits for those faithful.
Jordan Bennett
Pic related
Nathaniel Gonzalez
It's too late for me there friendo, I'm already on #8. Once I get more settled in terms of life situation I'll find marriage girl
Justin Jackson
don't do this.
told my partner and she got all piss and we didn't have sex again for a week
either make her get on top or try to do a 3/4way with another woman/cou[le what ever or go fuck some random bitch my dude
Nathaniel Scott
I mean I would, especially if I was on tren,
Alexander Ross
I'm on winter bulk, so my appetite has extended into women. Dear god help me
Cooper Mitchell
Just do it user, idk what she looks like with out clothes but doggy is always a decent option, any better pictures?
Carson Flores
>wanting a woman take control over you
yikes
Landon Anderson
Women are mega overrated, the homopill is the true patrician choice. My bf is much better in bed than any of the girls I've been with, and ironically a better cook as well, which being Jow Forums I appreciate alot. And I'm saying this as swimmer Chad that has ducked multiple 9/10 thots since highschool. Slamming roastie pussy is satisfying in a primal way but it doesn't compare to living out your fantasies with a cute boy that's as adventurous as you
Juan Roberts
Honestly, I can tell her body isn't that great. She might have okay tits.
Charles Powell
Nah nah dude. What you gotta do is eat her ass and rub the clit. Do it at the same time. Make her cum hard. Use a rabbit if you have to. After the second cum, throat fuck until you cum. Nut on her face, real gentlemen like. Than use your cum from her face to fuck her ass...what were we talking about?
Robert Scott
This
It's not bad advice, you're just a faget
Isaiah Collins
Carter Lopez
>I love her alot :))
This is why she doesn't wanna ride you. You're a little pussy bitch. It's already over for your relationship. Breakup with her NOW to save face.
Anthony Williams
If she gets upset about you asking her to pull some of the weight, she's not worth
Aiden Bell
Why did no one else find this funny.
Hudson Gonzalez
>fit enough to have sex for 10+ minutes of me doing all the work
So you don't do any exercising whatsoever?
Wyatt Baker
this. And don't put it blunty, be supportive etc.
Ryder Ross
drop the bitch. She's not unique or special and there are 100s of grills like her.
Andrew Bell
Tyler Baker
>gf likes to ride my dick
>one time dick slipped and she kinda crushed it, not too bad tho
>now i dont like having my dick rode, i keep anticipating when it slips again
Chase Cooper
I love lazy in bed chicks. You feel like the mengele of sex.
Charles Nelson
>Mengele of sex
David Lewis
I want to be like the Goebbels of sex. All the thots spreading my dick propaganda amongst themselves.
Benjamin Brooks
It's not ironic, men have always been better at cooking, it's just that women are stereotyped as being the cooks of the house(disregarding that thots are so brain dead they can't cook the most basic of shit anymore).