CUM

>monetizing 10k followers
Lol you have no clue how hard it is to actually make money on insta

I increased my loads by 138mls

Mew
Gomad
Snort creatine

After one month you'll be like a fire hose

Zinc

The only true answer

10k isn't a lot. i mean, there was a guy from the Jow Forums creative threads who made a youtube channel a couple months ago and he already has almost 25k subs

Did nofap for 35 days until I broke. Wouldn't stop cumming for about a minute. It was like a stream for 7 seconds then squirts for 15 then dribble for the rest of the time. It was INSANE

Zinc, magnesium, selenium, citrulline, lecithin, D3, ginseng, good hydration. All are helpful for big loads. Kegels will help you push the load out with more force but it will take weeks before there’s a noticeable difference with the kegels.
Aside from that, steroids help, and having a strong, firm erection also helps. Having a mild erection makes it more difficult to push your cum out because the tube is less tight and straight.

>have job where I travel all the time
>fly out monday come back home friday
>take lecithen 3 times a day when I'm gone
>don't fap sometimes edge
>fuck gf on saturday
>gf has fat ass and get really into it
>thinking about prone bone and my dick is already hard
>pull out and shoot massive ropes with the force of Morgoth swinging Grond

Damn I miss her sometimes

The engineer can just hire a escort every week if he wants.

Also, forgot to mention this, but even with all that and kegels, your level of mental arousal may matter as well. Totally anecdotal, but when I jerk off I still make big loads but I blow them with a lot less force and they come out as a sort of gentle stream, but when I’m with a woman, especially one that really turns me on, I shoot ropes.

There's a few guys at my uni gym with 10k+ followers and although I don't know their life, all the comments on their pics are faggots catcalling them and dyels idolizing them.

Dude, why so mad, go fap and come back.

You fap too much

What tf does it matter how it cums out when the massage lady makes me use a condom anyway?

>131 likes
I doubt he's either an engineer with six figures or Instafamous so I am not sure how much value his opinion holds.

You are attacking the messager's credibility instead of the message. This is called an ad hominem fallacy.

>lady
>makes me

Yikes!

>people would rather make no money off the internet and justify it with "I have more sex than u bro"
>thinking women are worth anything
>thinking that someone making 100k a year can't just go to a bar, flash some jewelry and get women
I swear the internet is making people dumber due to how advanced it is

>tfw you're an engineer that makes $100k/yr and no one even wants you for beta bucks.

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Stop fapping user it's that simple. The reason you're dribbling cum is because you're fapping every day and not giving your nuts an opportunity to rest. If you deadlifted to failure yesterday and you try and do it again today you're not going to be able to produce the same amount of force. Literally the same thing for your loads. Body needs at least a day to rest and produce more cum.

imgur.com/gallery/5UlJXwD

Start there
Drink plenty of water
be well rested
stop fapping everyday, minimise is to every few days

Extreme mode:
Roid, take proviron or masteron
Take caber

Pervert mode:
Learn how to stimulate prostate

Thick hot, long ropes boyo

bruh i'm an unemployed engineer and I got laid this weekend

>fetish for blasting all over girls
>tfw dribbler
Why God?

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Yes and I didn't because i'm ugly.

>implying I pursue challenging career goals to bang some thots
o i am laffin
I'm pursuing my engineering career because i actually derive a lot of pleasure and pride for surpassing tough obstacles and climbing up the corporate ladder. it's actually really fun to challenge yourself on a professional level and become better at what you do. I can't think of a more pathetic way to live your life than to spend hours upon hours breaking your back just to stick your dick in some wet hole.

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You can also buy hookers.

>mfw 129k starting

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hoes come and go user, the knowledge you got as an engineer will stay with ya till the day you die, or at least when youre not working anyomore

wrong, you should be able to produce a healthy amount of cum every day,only time it will decrease is if you're masturbating/cumming 2-3 times a day

Yeah I will probably do that once I'm living on my own. Currently paying off student loans so I'm living really cheap at the moment.

Nah I don't really care about being an engineer. I do it because I'm good at it and it's nice to have money but if some magical genie offered me the chance to look like zyzz for a few years in exchange for my intelligence and career I'd probably take it because I derive no happiness from it.

I had 20k followers on tumblr and a few popular posts, I ducked 12 girls from there when I was a dyel faggot.

10k followers is not going to make you shit

What do you actually do in Kegels
just clench your butthole?

Are you actually retarded or just pretending?

No it's the muscle you use to stop peeing. Close but not butthole

But that wet hole user...

It's so wet.

yeah i think I know what you're talking about
i can clench it for a while but it loosens up after a few seconds, is that the one? and I'm just supposed to clench a few times per workout or something?

it's actually Jow Forums in a nutshell, dyels being the most vocal and constantly shitposting

I've always considered trying my hand at instagram to see how many followers I could get. Memes, jokes, trolling or whatever. But when will this social media bubble burst?

I'm in my later twenties but from what I'm learning from the zoomers on here is that people are "clout chasing". I remember when clout was just tossed around as an analytic metric. Now it's a lifestyle.

>will stay with ya till the day you die
alone

>with the force of Morgoth swinging Grond
based tolkienposter

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This so much. Zinc helps massively and I also cum more the more aroused I am

I always wonder why do normies never bother checking these high-follower accounts (90% of their followers are always bot accounts)

Do you buy products based on how many reviews there are? Same deal

>he can pay for sex! That will show him!

How much zinc would be a reasonable daily supplement?

30-50mg of a chelated supplement for maintenance. You can megadose easily though 50-100mg for a few weeks.

>dyels being the most vocal and constantly shitposting
DYEL here, can confirm. I give bad advice to people on here constantly.

t. Bill Gate's butt slut

10K followers is literally nothing. Get around 50K, then we'll talk.