What was your Halloween costume, fit? You did dress up, didn't you?

What did you say when they asked what your costume was?
Sounds cool, post pics

I threw together a really cheap janky pikachu costume. Had fun and almost even got laid looking like an autist.

i saw some faggot in my uni gym dressed as chad for halloween. whoever you are, i will find you.

Put on an old basketball jersey, white shorts and a headband so I was a basketball bro. Shit was nice. Pic unrelated

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Was a generic soldier. Had a helmet, aviators, some face paint, camo pants and a shirt.

Cargo shorts, polo shirt, aviators, socks with sandals and two cans of Monster Energy Zero Ultra

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I was an anime

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Afro?

I didn't dress up as anything this year but next year I'll be Joseph or jotaro
Fuck it, whatever it takes

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I went as a rapper.
I had a big jacket, belted my pants around my knees with athletic shorts on, had a big chain that said "pimp daddy" and a backwards hat with a bandana
a lot of black people took pictures with me for some reason

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I wear my chas shirt to my University gym all the time. Probably lots of people do it.
Best in the thread. Wish I had thought of it.

I've thought of doing that, but they're so unnaturally proportioned I don't see the feasibility

I put on a big sheet with 3m reflection and rolled around the night on a longboard/hover board/skateboard/segway

Got spooky

nevergoingtomakeit.radar is off the charts

holy shit bro check your hemocrit levels

I was Jiro Ono

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My what? Also that’s paint.

Based

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next year as pic related.

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really looks like it

Redpilled

I might have, if I wasn't too busy vandalizing.

Why the fuck are your hands purple

>stockings

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I've never seen one convincing Chad meme cosplay

Yeah, I wanted to do that for a con. But I can't do the stockings.
That's where I draw the line.

>won't wear stockings
>ok with thong flossing his ass cheeks

That's the same thing as saying "Ronaldinho's teeth in real life aren't as big as they are in his caricatures".
It's supposed to be exaggerated, you're not likely to ever walk past a guy whose chin goes past his nose by 1 inch.

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I'm not asking for a 1:1. I'm just saying the Chad cosplayers never have the body and hair to pull it off.

It's an MS paint drawing. You'd have to be a 4 foot wide manlet roidmonkey to look like the drawing. How is it not convincing if you instantly knew what it was.

Based heroes

It's part of the character

chad is a blonde john cena.

You're never gonna make it

If you're talking about green Naruto, he also has his arms broken when that happens.

3/10 cosplay baka

Sorry for not breaking my arm in multiple places. Idiot.

aint no thong there bud

Because I'm not a brainlet, it's easy to tell what character it is, he's just not buff enough to pull it off. If some dyel dressed as SS Goku you would still be able to tell what character he is, but that doesn't make it convincing.

So it's just his bare asshole exposed to the world? Are there any pics of this character from behind?

His ass is clearly being thong flossed by one thin piece of fabric.

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If it's convincing you, then it means you're a brainlet

...
I stand by my post.

It's so tedious to try and explain common sense and normal language to autistic brainlets.

Not the best, but went as a manhunt character to a houseparty. had the saw pig mask, blunted a kitchen knife and everything, stood outside tapping on the window which made the party shit brix until I burst in with a crate of beer haha

pig mask got sweaty and it was hard to drink, so I had to take it off later on haha, was a good night

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No one cares what you dress as and if they ask it’s likely they’re trying to start a conversation.

Cozy 'stume bro

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Me

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Nice one dad.

You have to be really chad to pull off the chad costume without looking like you belong in Pride

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hentai kamen is his name and he is the most couragious penile hero in existance

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I'm 22.
All the parents were laughing because I had the walk down.
None of the kids knew who I was.
One 8 year old said, "are you Bart Simpson?"

>trash a*ime made by an autistic kid
At least you are in better shape than the rest of those faggots but you're still gonna hang

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im gonna be the pirate king and you're just gonna be here shitposting.

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Honestly nice costume. Did you do the scar makeup too?

kek

thanks. i didnt prepare very well this year (got everything for $25 the day before at walmart) but next year im planning on doing post-timeskip with the yellow sash, red blouse thing, and the scar. i still have to figure out how to make a decent looking scar though
>inb4 self-mutilation

did you really black face? endless props if so

Went as Pinhead.

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You'll be jacking off to hentai of the same thots bodytype but different hair for each "character" while I join a Ukrainian sepretist navy and raid cargo ships

Very nice

Based and soul not smacked out of body by kaido yet
also
>replying to faggots who think they're better than you cause they don't watch anime
shiggydiggy

That's Antoine Griezman user

Jason. Women loved it, were scared and turned on at the same time.

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Mogging friend over tiny bitties while being so insecure about being a fatty you have to cover your belly. Oh women...

never take off the mask. makes it much more fun when people dont know who you are an you can act crazy af

lol, that bitch on the right

I’ve never been to a Halloween party.
What’s it like bros

I painted my face for Samhaín and feasted, as is tradition, but I'm not a faggot celebrating All Hallow's Eve. Dressing up in costume is only for the children. The adults party and imbibe and make toasts to their and the Tuatha De Danaan's ancestors.

went to a party as quailman without the white underwear. Everyone knew who i was and wanted a picture with me. Not sure if it impressed everyone but everyone was excited just seeing the costume

Best in thread

What are you on about?
You should host one. Easily the most fun parties of the entire year, with fourth of July in a close second.

speak English like your natural rulers, faggot

I couldn't go shirtless this season because I'm too fat to have abs or veiny muscles, so I didn't go as anything. I stayed inside and played Xbox all night with my roommate who did the same thing. He could have gone as a shirtless guy though. He's got the six pack and charisma.

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your roommate seems like a considerate friend - you should remember to reciprocate that kindness if he's ever low

nah, he's a faggot

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I was spongebob

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from digging in the pussy

well at least he's not fat

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What are you supposed to do on Halloween as a grown man?

Go to costume parties and dance with the slutty nun/devil/cat/etc.. Girls.

Vampire

i managed to avoid dressing up cos i was ill for the uni party and just missed the one at my girlfriend's cos i visited the day after it. good cos i fuckin hate dressing up

suck my dick?

>almost

i think i can actually see the tren