>doctor asks if you're sexually active
Doctor asks if you're sexually active
Oliver Sanders
Angel Campbell
Does fapping count?
Gavin Bennett
>getting laughed at by the gym teacher on penis inspection day
Andrew Parker
>doctor is hot milf
>told me not to get too big bc girls dont find it attractive
Michael Williams
>no but we you can help me on changing that right now ;)
Jeremiah Torres
>idk doc, mind checking for me?
Brandon Bailey
>tfw got some UTI infection and the doctor just keep insisting that it should be from a sexual encounter
i keep saying that i didn't had a sexual encounter in months but she fucking kept insisting that it must be some fucking orgy that i was into
Oliver Watson
>tfw I say yes even though I’m a virgin
Matthew Howard
>I get to second base regularly. D-does that count
Nathaniel Wright
>tfw my smol flaccid pp does not stand up anymor
it is time to an hero
Brayden Murphy
Speak English poo
Isaac Cook
>friends ask why I look so tired on Monday
>'partied hard huh'
>I can't sleep or eat because I'm so depressed and stressed out and I drink
Wyatt Gomez
by friends I mean people who work at the same place I do of course
Liam Morris
>dental hygienist asks me if I've been flossing regularly
>yes ma'am, the night before every 6 month cleaning
Bentley Scott
>hairdresser asks if you have a girlfriend
>hairdresser asks why you don't have a girlfriend
Dylan Williams
>"y-yeah"
>doctor smirks
Kayden Cook
>his hairdresser is a girl
Jayden Ward
>penis inspection day
do burgers really do this?
William Jackson
>told me not to get too big bc girls dont like being unable to control a guy with options
ftfy
Ayden Smith
>answer the bitch's question with another question
>ask her why she cuts hair for a living
Ryder Ortiz
>user have you been flossing?
What the fuck do you think?
Noah Nelson
I push my fingers into my EYEEEEES
Jayden Harris
>hairdresser politely suggests another style while tip toeing around the fact that it wouldn't work with your shitty hairline
Joseph Perez
>Say no
>I've actually gone numerous times to the local massage parlor for FS
Might as well not have had sex since I'm ashamed to ever admit that in public.
Jacob Powell
>when you have to treat ED and lost the one you love
Nothing quite like being 25 and crying in the GPs office begging for him to give you pills.
Elijah Ortiz
IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE
Carson Ross
this
Camden Sanchez
why do you do this man, i'd feel fucking filthy going to a prostitute, would unironically rather die a virgin
Kevin Stewart
How do you get ED at 25
Connor Ward
Yeah me and my girlfriend have sex every few days.
Usually I go to the gym but I hear that having sex burns calories so I do that instead.
amirite?
Camden Long
>asks if I'm sexually active
>"N-no..."
>he shakes his head and writes on the clipboard
>I read it when he leaves to grab something
>it has the words "fucking loser lmao" written on it
JUST
Isaiah Kelly
>haha nope not worth the trouble anymore
>"i hear that man"
>high fives me everytime the appointments over
My doctors one of the boiz, why you guys make everything so awkward
Now that i think about it, he probably thinks im retarded
Bentley Gonzalez
depressing to hear fren, what led you to this dark path?