Mire Thread

>be pathetic DYEL fag
>take off my jacket
>crush says 'wow, you got big arms"
I almost didnt believe her but she had no reason to lie did she? haahha, it was the first i got complimented by a girl, it made me feel happy.

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>cut girl off in traffic
>get to a red light and she pulls up next to me
>she rolls down her window and starts to yell at me
>I roll down my window and just smile at her
>she stops yelling
>she and her friend in the passenger seat just start giggling
>she starts rolling up the window and her friend yells “you’re hot”
>mfw

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Is it just me or is that shield retarded? You have to A) stick your entire arm out to protect your body, riskikg breaking it by holding your arm straight or B) bend your arm like kn the pic, covering your ENTIRE FIELD OF VIEW and not protecting your lower half in the slightest.
2/10 would pick a buckler over that shit.

>Be me at work
>Older coworker (50 something) starts working here
>Fast realize im the "good looking" guy at work
>Calls me handsome all the time
>Tell young thot customers shit like "and over there we have the hot guy"
>Young thots obviously mirin
>Waste much of my time talking to these thots and getting their numbers etc, kissed a few at work
>Im getting fired very soon

Thots is the end of us i swear

At diner last night.
Girl keeps looking at me, makes me nervous
She starts whispering to her friend. Her mother? And rest of table laugh
>fuck it, now I’m pissed
Get up and go over there, “is there something you want to say to me?
>they look down and don’t say anything, one of the, giggles and then they all giggle
>pick up their water jug amd pour it on them
>clean sweep their table of food onto the floor
Yell a shout as I can “Ayy Fucj you bitches!”
While flipping them off.
>they’re crying at this point, satisfaction.
.
Remember I’m lonely loses so I go to a prostitute, we fuck, she says I have “handsome face”.

>at gym
>catch at staring a few times
>walk over and introduce myself
>she says "took you long enough I've been trying to get you to talk to me for a week in a half"
>I wear contacts and hadn't worn them in weeks because I ran out and just got new ones that day

Almost cock blocked myself

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Big pimpin cuh!

>took you long enough I've been trying to get you to talk to me for a week in a half
"you should have introduced yourself you fucking loser"
god fucking damn it women think all they have to do is exist.

This.
Tell her she nearly set back the women’s movement by waiting around instead of come over needle

lmao why would you even need vision on a shield wall? just stab whatever is in front of you bro

Women will never approach you unless they are out drunk or with their friends doing a dare.
Men chase, women dont, its simple

>Titty highlight/focal point
Based

Do this, what she did is fucking unacceptable and she’s contributing to the patriarchy

>women are useless whores whose only value is their vagina
wow that's really terrible of you to say.

Based

>Cant see over the shield
Fucking manlets

>Expecting the type of fag who would conceive and actually create "art" with this subject/theme to have any actual knowledge of armor or martial funtionality.
You're not wrong though.

Redpilled AF

The truth is usually ugly

Imagine if makeup didn't exist

it's like when girls find it creepy that ugly guy hits on them vs when a hot guy does it lol.

She's probably getting shamed for being a rich spolied whore
>Cuck vult

Holy shit, user. Honestly blew my mind for a sec.
The difference in balance of power, and the shudders.

>While flipping them off.
>>they’re crying at this point, satisfaction.
>.
>Remember I’m lonely loses so I go to a prostitute, we fuck, she says I have “handsome face”.
i kekd

user... i bet they thought you were cute

>remember when that really cute guy dumped water all over us because we were giggling like retarded whores?
>omg what becky?

this doesn't really happen right guys
there's like 3 or 4 qts who are always eyefucking me and i never dare approach them

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this site has ruined me, i have no idea what i actually look like, i just feel inferior in every way.
>be me losing verginity finally
>pull out 7.5 inch dick
>girl says its "huge"
>"i mean, its not really big, its just average"
>she just starts sucking it
>later won't stop talking about how big it was
>in my mind she's just making fun of me ironically
>feel like a pathetic dicklet
>she tells her friends i have a "huge" dick
>friends eventually find out and start making fun of me for having a "huge" dick
>pretty sure they're patronizing me because its tiny
never fucked a girl since and i'm 90% sure she was making fun of me for having a small dick.

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>women say you're dicks bigger than every other dick they've sucked
scoochyboochy

Shoulda flexed a 'cep

Isnt that a pavise shield that youre supposed to plant in the ground and shoot crossbow from behind it?

>on vacation with friends in France
>go scuba diving for the first time
>get wetsuit
>try to get in but this thing is really tight, I almost rage
>at the end to guys of the diving company squeezed me
>20 people watched the whole struggle
>most of them French, laughing, taking pictures
>diving teacher translated some of the banter
>French Milf: "Now he looks like Batman but without the cape"
>some really old guy, probably in his 70s: "Next time dunk him in vaseline"
>great trip with lots of fun, we still laugh tears today about this

ahahaha faggot!!!
tiny 7.5inch dick!


lmao. mate... you are probably in the top 1% in dick size bro

Sorry buddy, you are just average.

If you take anything from this site beside the lols you never gonna make it
6'' here and never had a problem making a girl cum

>a week in a half
>in a half
>in
Please be a joke

>company moves into new building
>everyone in same building now
>see old coworker that used to work with us
>says she didn't even recognize me
>we catch up on little things
>she's constantly looking at my arms and chest
She's a grandma, btw, but still, it was nice. Also, my son's school thinks I'm a firefighter.

is this the roid rage that they warned me about?

I'm a sightlet, I just assume everybody near me is mirin and keep going.

>crush
This is a 18+ website buddy

>Hurr why dony women approach me
Drop the Jow Forums mindset and go fucking talk to then you sperg they dont bite

post body

>week and a half

>7.5" peepee
That's pretty small actually, at least two standard deviations below the mean. Most of the stats on the internet are fake

Similar story to you OP

I was skelly mode and started lifting when I was 17, by 18 I got some gains but nothing really that good.

>was working with a girl as an intern and she said something like
>user you have some pretty hard arms, she tried to punch my shoulders but saw that she wasn't getting any results
>you're not too strong or not too skinny, a really nice body

We dated for 4 months but never fucked, I was too dumb back then.

Most girls want to be pursued, they drop hints and it's up to you to pick up on those hints and make a move.

bleupilled. women are the chasers

I got drunk and let my transexual friend feel up my chest and arm. She liked it at least

Why don't you find out and report back?

"she"

>we still laugh tears today about this

Do it again, faggot

w-what would you do now, if you were in your 18 year old shoes.

I'm 18, and have no experience with girls

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i got a ton of mires when i had long hair but i just recently got a buzz because its just so inconvenient to me, i tend to obsess over how it looks too. it was driving me crazy.
hair is super short now and i don't think i'll get any mires with it, but at least now i can be sane

forgot to mention my hair was also really sensitive, and any pulling on it was painful.
started trying to sleep on my back and the constant tugging then waking up looking like fresh shit was just unbearable

it literally all depends on what you look like

I hooked up with a girl who had a thing for pulling hair. She grabbed a solid handful on the top of my head and before I knew it she was essentially trying to tear it out of my scalp. I don't think she's ever been slapped that hard but she sure as fuck didn't pull my hair again. I don't understand dumb whores and their inability to understand things like, "having your hair pulled out of your head is not sexy".

>people saw a 3 year old pic of me in which I was at my fattest
>'omg user is this really you? i can't believe it. what did you do to lose all that weight?'
>didn't say zumba and wii fit
>'heh he has no problem showing that picture since he looks good now'

right on man, they are hard to understand. god bless ya for laying down the law

Kill self x failure

Nice fantasy bruh

>hang out with friend, shoot up some heroin
>go to his friend's house who's a fag
>fag grabs my bicep and says I'm looking pretty big lately

I only get mires from crazy girls or drunk girls. I did have a gay dude hit on me once but he was also drunk

>We dated for 4 months but never fucked

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this is me

Workout in one of those aquarium gyms. For some genetic deviancy by god I have steel nipples and they're clear through every t-shirt I wear. Once I wore this white one because white is a nice colour, isn't it. Did my ss and then moved onto the treadmill for 20 minutes. The window looks straight out to the street and I can watch people go by as I run imagining I'm bladerunner or something. That day I could see all these people just looking at me smiling a little and a candle lit up inside me. Had I finally made it? Had my dedication lifted me to a level only the regulars had known, where almost everyone is impressed by you?
Or had my t-shirt ran soaked with sweat like on those wet-t competitions as my hard nipples pointed through the fabric? I wouldn't know the answer until I had exhausted myself and walked by the cute cashier, the cardiobunnies, the lanklets and roidmonkeys and dyels who had never gotten mired as I did that day. Not until I saw myself in the bathroom mirror horrified. I still go there because I have no options.

>be me voting today
>middle-aged women at the polls take my id
>"jeez, all these guys today look they could bench 200 pounds"
>"he probably does"
>wtf i only bench lmao1pl8

Guys I'm pretty dyel. Is the body dysmorphia starting already or are normies just out of touch?

>be me, 6'3" recently dropped to 17% bf at 235lbs
>at Scare Harbor
Like knots scary farm but at Queen Mary Cruise
>with a date walking through scare mazes and her younger friends cuz birthday
>take off jacket cuz its a bit cozy in maze
>wearing cutoff tank
>"monsters" avoid me
>15 min later hear girls scream "follow the muscular guy!"
>theyre right behind me
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>workbro visits town after he moved
>says i'm looking big
>managed to put on 7kg since he worked last
thanks bro

>walking down street
>girl and her (presumed) gay friend walk by
>girl says "you're pretty cute boy" and gives me a devilish smile
>anxious and zoned out, just mumble "thanks" and continue
any tips on not being a total sperg?

Learn to make eye contact more and don’t be afraid of it. Once you can make eye contact with someone and hold it without looking away it will help you get comfortable approaching women

RISE UP FELLOW GAMERS

>be me
>finish class
>talk with a buddy about an assignment
>he goes his seperate way, I go mine
>same girl that read my computer screen last week is trailing behind me
>she's on her phone so I don't really say anything to her
>I'm walking outside
>she hangs up her phone call
>she yells "why is it so cold outside all of a sudden"
>she runs up to me
>she's so short I didn't even notice her until she was side by side
>I say hi and tell her
>"yeah, it's pretty cold. I wish I brought a jacket"
>"user is that all you're wearing?"
>she starts tugging at my sweater sleeve
>touches my triceps
>heh.jpg
>we start talking
>I tell her I have a t shirt underneath and that's it
>she giggles
>we talk and talk
>"hey do you have anything else to do? I have a meeting with some student reps in a bit. want to tag along until it starts? i can show you around the office"
>"uh yeah, sure"
>we talk
>she brings me to a little diner thing on campus
>she gets super duper close to me, practically in my armpit
>starts talking about how I should swing by more often and that I should really try the food at this place all while sticking super close to me
>literallyshaking.jpg
>I agree
>talk some more
>her meeting is about to start
>"do you want some pens? no one really notices them disappearing, plus you'll have something to remember me by"
>sperg.png
>"y-you sure? I don't want you to get into trouble"
>she says not to worry and she goes to get the pens
>literally gives me a dozen pens
>we talk some more about careers and volunteering
>my bus arrives
>I look at my watch and tell her my bus is at the stop and I gotta go
>I say bye like an autist and literally run out of the office
>I text her "hey, sorry for leaving so abruptly but I didn't want to miss the bus. Thanks again for the pens, I'll see you around"

d-did I make it?

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if shes asian, white, or black you fucked up nigger

return those pens ASAP. that whore just made you an accomplice to crime and sin.

Ha this happened a week ago, felt alpha as fuck

>walking in gym after a set of curls.
>cute chick looks at my arms and says " working hard hey?"
>flex my arms and say "Not for these bad boys"
>She laughs a little bit, and says "haha ok"
>ask her what shes doing later and ask her if she is keen to get some drinks (she said she was busy)

Still alpha af tho, not my fault she was busy

She's Arab and I'm Asian

Am I going to get deported for being an accomplice?

she wasn't busy, she just didn't like you

Hahah ok, she would have said a flat no then, not said she was busy. Virgin

actual autism

she was trying to be nice and let you down easy champ

a little thing called 'she had empathy'

You realize she was dissing you, right?

okay you're set, lucky motherfucker

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>not my fault she was busy.
She couldve sucked your dick there and then. Cope.

Gross.

This. Eye contact and minimal speech.
Make every word you say worth it. A bit of ambiguity is good.
Don't be afraid to take a half second before you respond, just make sure your face isn't displaying anything but confidence.
Work on your vocal tone. Project from your mask, speak with your chest.

I feel that. Took my girl to a scarehouse thing Halloween night and she got targeted hard, whereas even the bigger guys kept a little distance off me. Got molested by a hot actress too.
>first actress in the house jumps out and assesses the group
>shuffling at a fuck all slow pace after that
>rounding a corner she pops out again
>screams murder at my date in front of me
>locks eyes with me
>visibly fumbles her act
>give her a little smile
>she leans further out and there's no room behind for me to back away
>brush up against her tiddies while she stares me down
>date tugs me along
If it weren't for the promise of a sloppy blow afterwards I would have gone full retard and asked for that girl's number amidst all the screaming.

based AND redpilled
go for the goose aesthetic

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Both, trust me it gets weird

Better than the opposite. I'm a lanky shit and never get mires outside of family, despite OHP 1.5 for reps

That sounds super fucking cute man, go for it!

>full plate
>tower shield
why

No stories; just quick statements
>Both daughter's friends call me the hot dad
>Been mired at work by both patients and nurses/aides
>Mired at church
>Mired by in-laws
And still have this horrible body/face dysmorphia that makes me think I'm fat and ugly despite literally hundreds of comments that I'm fit and handsome!!

Something seriously wrong with me.

>d-did I make it
do you even have to ask?
you have to seal the deal anyway
doesn't count until benis in bagina

>'hey I'm super busy today but why don't you give me your instagram/phone number so we can do it some other time'

That's what she would have said if she was interested.

based?

>at gym in summertime
>there's kids camp going on during day
>one day fat mexican leader enters weight room with kids and says "ok here's your free time for today" and lets them loose
>fucking asshole, do your job
>kids mostly just run on treadmills and fuck around with machines
>look back, a couple kids are watching me as I lift
>hear them whisper about how strong I look
>still makes me happy
Thanks kids

>fucking up your vascularity with uncle Ron
There's a special place in hell for you.

How do I approach her from here on out? After the text I sent her, she didn't reply.

Ok so from what I know, it might be in order to stop blunt force? Plate was useful for swords as it tended to glance off, but blunt force trauma would crush the plate, so it's better to have a shield to spread out the impact strength.

>Still alpha af tho, not my fault she was busy
lel

yeah, it is almost as if women want to date up