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Is she wearing a diaper backwards?

>Get fat
>Think you got pregnant
>Deny everything else
youtu.be/F0tfJMIJaA4

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some tasty bread, here you go

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>Cardboard box (consumed)

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fixed it

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Fucking gold

>watery bootylicious fart
lost

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underrated

i want to marry this woman

I want to believe user

> Cardboard box (consumed): -20 calories

What did she mean by this?

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The act of chewing and swallowing a fucking box might burn more calories than it contains, this is just a wild theory though

I like the wholesome Pepe you can just barely see at the end

it also take energy to digest something, and if it takes more energy to digest and your body gets back in glucose then its calorie negative.

Me too, user, me too

>lazy asshole
Literally all you fuckers need to do is google something like “ugly fat people” to find some content

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I do too but also she just demonstrated how women can do some of the most evil shit. I'm scared but also kinda aroused

This was all the motivation I needed for the week.

She mentioned that it was done as revenge for bullying and she'd stop the moment whales showed any redeeming qualities. I want to believe that she's a pure sweetheart to people who actually treat her well.

wait. does she think Lorde doesnt exist or...

>whales
>redeeming qualities
Huh, wonder how she is currently getting revenge on them

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Based Onii-chan

I wanna play with her belly

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You wouldn't digest it because the chemicals used to treat cardboard into the product you hold would cause you to barf so I guess -20 cals makes sense

Has anyone gone to the effort of actually calculating the number of calories in this post?

It would be thoroughly amusing if it turned out this exaggerated caricature doesn't even surpass the typical 400lb landwhales calorie intake.

That was wholesome as fuck

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My bike is broken so I can't go to the gym in the morning so I can afford to stay up later, I take this task upon myself. I will return.

This brought a tear of pride to my eye
i never knew i could be proud of someone i don't know

I'm back! So, let's go through this step by step.
>One box of Pop Tarts
2520 calories
>Jar of Nutella
2000 calories
>Bottle of Coke
736 calories
>Party size Doritos
2240 calories
>12 Demon-Spawn chocolate glazed custard donuts
3720 calories
>Biggest size pizza possible with specified BBQ sauce, sausage, cheese, pepperoni, bacon, and olives
6720 calories
>Two sticks of cheesy garlic bread
640 calories
>New York Super Fudge
1200 calories
>Caramel Chew Chew
1084 calories
>Strawberry Cheesecake (icecream)
1040 calories
>4L more Coke
1472 calories

Now, this atrocious amount of food adds up to around 23372 calories a day, maybe more. This sounds ridiculous. It's insane. But the sad thing is, there are a decent amount of people who eat around 10k cal a day, so this really isn't that far off.

But I'm not done yet. I made a very crude approximation of some of the items where I couldn't find the actual nutritional value, but the total amount of fat consumed that day was 1607.2 grams, and 3044 grams of carbs, the vast majority of which is sugar. Can you... imagine that? 1.5kg of fat? 3 kg of sugar?

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>those dick-sucking lips

South Park explained this years ago.

Did fatbro make it?

The absolute throat fucking she would receive

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Did someone sneak their fat fetish story onto This is thin privilege?

thisisthinprivilege.tumblr.com/post/135209182826/fuck-school-uniforms

>Cardboard box (consumed): -20 calories

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I called dibs fag

>So, this is how I finally fall eternally in love.
Who'da thunk?

Imagine passing this woman off when she's pregnant or menstrual

loss

>Cardboard box (consumed)

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thats kinda hot, crazy women are my #1 turn on
if i get into a fight with a girl im dating and i know for sure that im not going to get stabbed, im going to get a bit bored

>Cardboard box (consumed)

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Stay out of /fast/

Yes, goy! Consume! Eat throughout the day, that’s the only way to lose weight. It just makes sense, doesn’t it?

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Please don't read this. Trust me.

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Can we, along with /fph/, have a Fat People Change threads with wholesome stories of fatties changing their ways

What happens after we tell all three of those stories?

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These degenerates now have the majority in the house.

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What weight do you have to be to maintain at that amount? Surely those 600lb life people aren't far off

I think you're mixing here /fph/ with Jow Forums, gtfo

I want to believe..

Nah, all of those degenerates are fat or dyel.

Because it's like Play Doh.

I respect surgeons.

>I urge you all to go and pay a visit to this website.
It's degeneracy is nothing short off hilarious

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>tfw not fat enough to be on fatpeopleflippingyouoff.com
>tfw not skinny enough to be in normal bmi

ill never fit in anywhere

for once an fps that isn't absolutely depressing or enraging
thank you, user

test

good test

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Now I can finally post, my work ISP has been range banned apparently.

>be PR for a trading company
>expo at a local uni
>set off with a hambeast coworker to set up our stand before the expo starts
>uni is designed like a Hexen level, drive around for an hour looking for the venue
>hambeast who supposedly used to study here can't navigate for shit, keeps complaining about the size of my car ('01 Astra sedan)
>in the end stop under a bunch of stairs that lead to the loading bay for the expo area
>tell hambeast to carry the light boxes while I take the heavy stuff
>hambeast doesn't manage to bring a single box halfway through
>come back to find her still resting midway through the stairs
>rip box from her hands and tell her to go set up the stand while I carry
>finish carrying stuff
>suit is dripping sweat at this point
>arrive at stand
>not set up
>she got tired
>tells me she's hungry
>leave the expo and go home for a shower and change of clothes
>don't bring her any food on my way back

She moves so god damn slow I get a headache just looking at her. She absolutely refuses to do multiple trips. She keeps talking about her personal life. And she has an expression saying she's "hungry like a baby bear". She keeps "jokingly" asking me to bring a cake to the office.
I hate it.

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>its having medical conditions overlooked because of your weight
>"My doctor told me I have a health problem and I should fix it by doing exercise, how dare he say that because of my weight!"
fatfucks comfirmed for being fatphobic as fuck

>landwhale complains fatties aren't considered attractive because fatphobia and multiple shit reasons
>guy comes and says "I actually have a huge hardon for fat people, I find it really attractive and turns me on so much, wanna date?"
>this makes her crit fail her composure save and enrage
explain

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this is just sad. I feel sorry for them.

>convinced they've been pregnant for more than a year

wut.

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Actually , for some of the HAES people , this sounds pretty fucking reasonable .

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youtube.com/watch?v=COj7sX8KjP8

Good fucking lord.

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based surgeon really, it isn't a stretch to say they are truly a literal godsend to mankind through medical science

holy shit

>that ending
oh my fucking sides

ojojoj

vat iz dis?

new to me and definitely based/worth a save. Chinese people don't fuck with fatties or bad food

Wtf.
This is so hard to believe, yet it's so detailed and coherent that it sounds like it's true.
Pretty awesome

KEk’d