Saving Chris Chan Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

or, we could kidnap both and fuck the shit out of his hot milf mom lmao

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Yes, because his life is entering a climactic phase. Barb is clearly on the verge of death and Chris is approaching homelessness due to the massive debts he and Barb has. We are entering the final saga in Christory.

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what's her @

How the hell is he in debt? Hasn’t he gotten a grand in welfare a month for the past ten years?

Barb has been approaching death for two years or more though,she stopped blinking years ago ffs. You might be right on the homelessness angle though.

They owe $155,000 on the 2nd mortage they took out on the house, plus they have tens of thousands in credit card debt that they're currently being sued over. He has also taken out multiple payday loans despite not having had a job for more than 10 years.

It's all on the Cwckipedia.

fuck sake

hard to believe he's only 45 years old, he looks so much older

It's amazing he even made it to 50 desu

he looks so much older than his 55 years, but he has had a stressful life

First, we must convince or coerce him into an extended water fast.
Then we can worry about weightlifting (bulking will come naturally to him)

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Imagine being practically retarded with 0 will power and several obsessions.
It's not that hard to imagine him squandering nearly all of his money.

that pic spooked me

Also, adding on, we need to fix:
>Hygiene
>Hair
>His estrogen levels
Getting him on test might counter the damage that's been done, who knows
We gotta shave his head at this point, his ratty trans hair just looks gross

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So whoever the OP of this is, are you actually going to do anything or are we just theorizing?

Still look like tranny

>How do we save him or make him fit
It would take a shit ton of time and resources, and whoever does it needs to get paid. We don't do anything. An e-celeb in need of new material would do it.

Only thing Jow Forums needs to do is a little social engineering. Somehow instigate a dialogue between Chris Chan and some fitness e-celeb, or a dialogue about this Chris Chan make over between fitness e-celebs, then see who can take him on and make money off him with exploitative youtube videos.

I'd say start by finding youtube fitness e-celebs based of of virginia or wherever he lives.

He actually is one now though.

Has he been taking estrogen though?

huh, just googled his ass and noticed he shares a birthday with floyd mayweather.

I don't know of any in VA, but could we hook him up with members of the Jersey Juice Boys? They're not so far away.

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Yes. He first started rubbing some kind of gelatin formula meant for menopausal women on his 'breasts', and then after several months of that not producing the desired results he began normal hormone therapy. The taxpayers are paying for it through medicaid.

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Vote Trump to end Chris Chan forever.

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He's lost it.

Even his father couldn't help him. What chance does Jow Forums stand?

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He's too far gone man.
Blame barb for having kids in her 40s

S(he) already cut per penis, s(he) is beyond saving.

He just killed his kitten. Do you really want to save him?

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We can still fix him. I don't know how but there has to be a way.

I fucking KNEW this would happen but I'm still fucking angry

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Inevitable but still sad

Shit man, it’s such a weird and interesting rabbit hole. The huge wiki and hundreds of hours of videos on YouTube all dedicated to such a tragic sad life.

I guess pretty much everyone looking into Chris has something in common: they’re all doing better than him in every regard.

>every regard
Chris-chan has had sex. Let that sink in.

Back to the wiki I go..

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Holy fuck

He claims to have had sex twice with a prostitute, but why should we believe this? There is no evidence it ever happened.

>allowing the mentally challenged to own 3 tiny precious lives

Can we just kill him?

>allowing the mentally challenged to affect all lives

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The only thing that can fix his deranged brain is putting a bullet through his head, blasting his and our problems away forever.

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In a twist of fate worthy of Shakespeare, it looks like the Republicans are going to confound the pollsters and keep the House and INCREASE their majority in the Senate.

I like to think that the universe itself is conspiring against Chris Chan.

What happened to it?

pls don't tease, i can't take any more heartbreak ;_;

Chris

i'nm not. check cnn

unironically the only way to break his reality tunnel

Granted, but how did it die? As sad as it is, not all kittens make it, user.

he already lost his penis, didn't he?

Yeah there's a photo that was making the rounds online of his coin purse, i'd post here but its a blue board and you really dont want that image in your nightmares user

You gotta post it dude
You gotta

this isn't true

This user speaks truth. Chris cut up his taint to make a hellportal but still has his duck tucked away

Wait... There are actual retards who think Chris is saveable? Hahahahahaha

That's not what happened. Chris believes he can hypnotise himself into becoming a girl and was listening to pussy growing hypnotization tapes (lmao) He got his taint pierced and it became infected. He removed the piercing and the wound ruptured. He believed the wound was his tapes working and him growing a new vagina. He then took pictures of it and shared it with the world.

anyone can get a prostitute or an escort, it doesn't matter because he still has never proved that he can get a woman to put out for him

He didn't cut his penis off though. It's still there.

not from the image ive got on my computer bro

what board should i post it on? im not getting banned but ill link ya

just put in in an imgur and link it

r9k pretty please they deserve nasty shit

not possible. im pretty sure this is the final saga, lads.

lolno

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delet this

But how long will it last?

Will it all be over in weeks or months, or will be scrape by for a few more years?

rolling

CWC will outlive Lenny.

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>5 times in us history a first term prez lost the house during the mid terms
>5 times that prez secured a re election
>What is pyrrhic victory?

is that bumstead in the back?

TELL ME ABOUT THE RABBITS, GEORGE

No, because he hates men on instinct, and always has ever since he was a teenager.

We can't, and honestly I don't think we should even if we could.

Chris is a monster, he is selfish, a pathological liar, cruel, and cares about no one but himself.

I honestly would not be surprised if when Barb dies, he never tells anyone and lets her body rot in her room in the house. Collecting checks from the government while his own mother's corpse is in a room he chooses to ignore at that point.

It would be mercy for someone to just kill him, I mean that. What can life give him at this point? There's no way he'll survive in prison, which he will go to when these debts are called in and he doesn't pay. Even if he escaped into homelessness, there's nothing for him, no one can help him and no one should.

He is not a human being, he is a creature in the loose form of a person.

Where do you draw the line between it just being Chris being fucking stupid, and genuine malevolence though?

By all reports, Bob was likely a shitty father. All three of his other kids wanted nothing to do with him. He also, like Barb, didn't push to get Chris the help he needed growing up.

Chris has attacked people in public, completely disregarded the emotional well-being of everyone around him, and has thwarted any genuine attempt to receive help from any outside forces.

I think if he had gone to that school for kids with special needs, he might have been better. Children with autism can usually develop into functioning adults with the right care and counseling, but with the upbringing he had, he was doomed from the start, though Bob at least tried.

I draw the line between stupidity and malevolence, when Chris wants people to suffer or only cares about them in as much as they can give him things, the stupidity side is based in ignorance, like not knowing how money works or that YouTube videos will not make him a woman.

I won't act like Bob was perfect, but the main reason he didn't send chris to the school was that he was worried it would lead to them being separated and chris being institutionalized.

I don't think Bob was terrible, he just had an outdated worldview, and it allowed chris to develop into who he became

Sonichu is perfect for reaction images, anyone willing to read through and make a couple?

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digits confirmed

Well we don't know the details of his relationship with his other kids, but the fact that all of them seem to be estranged is not a good sign. If it was just Cole, that'd be one thing. But all of them? You'd think at least one of them other than Chris would still have some sort of positive relationship with the guy if he was a decent father.

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Heard it on the radio this morning
Also remember from poly sci class

It happened to bush2

>John Quincy Adams
>elected president in 1824 (beat Andrew Jackson)
>the pro-Adams party had control of the House after the 1824 election (109-104)
>the pro-Adams party lost control of the House in 1826 (100-113)
>lost to Andrew Jackson in 1828
The sample size is so small that it's essentially moot, anyway.

fuckin' lol

The stat was limited to modern times. TV etc, esp now with cell phones and short attention spans.
The NPCs actually believe that voting in Dems will make their life better, in 2 years when their life still sucks they'll be mad, blame the Dems and swing red.
If only more people realized, putting in hard work yourself is the way to make your life better.

>limited to modern times
You said "in us history", which is false. It's happened 14 times and in 10 of those times (71%), the President lost their re-election.

It's literally only happened twice in the age of TV (generally considered to be since JFK was elected), which was Clinton and Obama. It didn't happen to Bush 2 (Republicans had and kept the House).

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Ok you can obsess over the qualifier I put on about the age of to and I can focus on how I was right about the last 4 times a press lost the house they got re elected.
That way we both win

idk, maybe after his mom dies he will hit a new rock bottom and will become vulnerable to suggestion. I sure hope so. I would like to see a Jow Forums chris chan.

>pointing out factual errors
>obsess
You're just cherry picking stats to make yourself feel better instead of being honest with yourself about tonight's results. And on top of that, even your own cherry picked stats were factually wrong.

Your sample size of when that specific situation (President loses the House in the post-TV/JFK modern era) is an astounding 2 times out of 9.

You should get a job at ESPN with how you cherry pick things.

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