Why are tall comedians so unfunny?

why are tall comedians so unfunny?

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His jeans are low and loose nigi

no comedians are funny. someone deliberately trying to be funny is never funny

comedians are sad people who didn't get enough attention in their childhoods

I have literally never heard of any of those people

The real age of comedy was from Laurel and Hardy and Charlie Chaplin to Dave Chappelle, George Carlin and Jeff Dunham. Since the late 2000s comedy just sucks and is unfunny.

Maybe Amy Schumer is so unfunny because she's a fat womanhog

because the funniest joke of all is when a guy short

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True art comes from suffering
Best comedians are all manlets, fat, depressed, terrible childhoods, etc

Dave Chapelle looks kinda tall like 6’1 maybe
Kevin Hart who has got to be the most over rated comedian in existance and aimed at people with sub 60 IQ is 5’3

>someone deliberately trying to be funny is never funny
Thats obviously not true unless you think every scripted comedy ever performed was not funny

Hart is like PG/normie Katt Williams

Hey Hitler. Bort Greensler is the fattest, most racist comic working. Sad!

diaz is a good listen

listen dog, it was 1983

LOL well given you compare Jeff Dunham to all the people in that list gives me a good idea of how unqualified you are to participate in this discussion.

You dont have to be funny if youre a Big guy

Comedy is just tragedy with a punchline. The more you suffer, the more likely you are to find ways to cope and protect yourself. Humor is a very common defense mechanism.

Manlets suffer more than these tall cunts, ergo they're more likely to be funnier.

High and tight

cope

>6'
>tall

Yeah you’re right Joe Rogan has got to be the greatest comedian alive

fuck, you guys were doing good

It had to be bait.
Props to Dunham though.
He made it.

It's not necessary for the survival of their genes.
Same reason female comedians arent

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if your stuck being a manlet you gotta learn to see the humor in life or else you may as well slit your wrists

based elon

Why are Western comedians so unfunny?

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Yeah dude immediately after I replied I was like fuck I took that bait hard.

since when is 6' tall?
its not short but sure as hell it isnt tall

no standup comedians are funny*
because standup fucking sucks

I enjoy Jim Carrey, Chris Tucker and Rowan Atkinson when theyre in movies or shows. in living colour was comedy gold.
Seinfeld as a show is also beautiful.

As well as no neuropathy issues

humor comes from suffering

there is no greater suffering than being a manlet

Their jokes just go over your head, user.

Joe Rogan is extremely unfunny and he's a midget

Being mentally stable isn’t funny

The more pain you’ve experienced on this earth the funnier you become.

>when the majority of those Bodybuilders are under 5’11
Cope harder lanklet

I can't speak for any of the others, but I shook uncle Joey's hand after he did a show at Helium in Philly.

No way in HELL is that fucker 5'10". I say this with love as a fan, no way is that meatball an inch over 5'7", and probably closer to the 5"3" - 5"5" range. And he's really not the type to hide it. Some schmuck probably just put that number down to try to flatter him.

5'7" guy here. Doug Stanhope is incredibly unfunny. Dark humor is one thing, but that guy spends an hour on stage wallowing in his own shit. I watch comedy to lift my spirits, not depress me lol.

>tfw had to turn in my jeans today because I can't listen to the podcast anymore after breaking up with my gf who I listened to it with for years
>tfw this is the first time I've seen some mommies on Jow Forums

Fuck me in my ass, man.

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>i get drunk and take my shirt off that means my jokes are funny

>doug stanhope
That last joe rogan episode was a yikes from me lads. That guy is the most out of touch cynical trainwreck I've ever seen. That was uncomfortable to watch. If any of you are craving a good cringefest go watch jre doug stanhope episode.

>jeff dunham

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>6'
>tall

I can tell you I get mogged on the regular

There is no fucking way Rogan is 5'8"

brian posehn is 6'7 and i think he's pretty funny

You guys what about Penn Jillette

Stanhope GOAT

Why are libertarian comedians the only funny ones?

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was literally just about to post him. funniest fucking guy on the planet

LMAO you really think 6 feet is tall. Whats your height manlet?

Stopped reading at Jim Carrey

Patrice: Patrician's choice

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Also had Bernie Mac listed @ 6'2"
Suspect that statistic is slightly reduced nowadays.

Heh underrated

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