ive had gas trapped under my left ribcage for three days now and i cant fart it out. its causing me discomfort when i take a semi large breath. what the fuck is this?
Ive had gas trapped under my left ribcage for three days now and i cant fart it out...
Nathaniel Sanchez
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Chase Cook
Post more traps, it might go away
Anthony Richardson
Have you tried having sex with a trap? If dubs or higher you need to
Mason Ortiz
Rolling
Michael Myers
It could be pneumothorax. Get it checked now.
Evan Harris
>dubs or higher
So like, 23 is higher than dub of 22? 35>33, 48>44...?
Matthew Wilson
UH-OH quess who has hernia
Camden Harris
Rolling. And if dubs or higher you have to have do anal with her
Nathaniel Garcia
Would a girl (male) like in the hope have a dick? Would she (he) still smell like a man (male)?
And OP go to the doctor to be sure, this is silly of you.
Back to the trap are the (the) breasts inserts? If someone who certainly isn't me kissed her (him) would it taste like a girls, a girls (mans) or a mans (mans) kiss?
Bentley Taylor
OP, go to the doc, not Jow Forums, when you have busted your gut.
Regarding your pic related... why can't we just go to the doc and load up on tren, hgh, fina, test whatever? If that dude can get estrogen shots to look like a grill, then why is it frowned upon for someone to do a mtm transformation?
Jace Howard
My kinda odds
Austin Miller
Trips
David Kelly
I live in a small town no way there is one
Wyatt Roberts
There's no way I could get dubs... Like NO WAY
Leo Gray
Roll
Carter Parker
hernia?
Dominic Carter
she looks really cute from that angle not gonna lie. but you just know she looks like shit irl. if she was a biological female i would fuck her though. if i were gay, i would probably fuck her as well, but unfortunately i'm not.
rollerino
Henry Anderson
whitebois... why are they so sissy?
Luke Long
how do you search for a user on reddit?
Daniel Scott
I darn near got quads! What would I have had to do then?
Carter Foster
you're dying bro. pneumothorax
Leo Kelly
Carson Taylor
you know damn well (((why))).
Jose Wilson
jesus christ shut up and lurk for at least three years before posting
Levi Green
if dubs op has to fuck trans man
Jace Taylor
Rolling...
>Please be dubs
Jaxon Turner
well Jow Forums...
would you?
Dylan Robinson
science has gone too far
Juan Brown
Terrifying if true. How come and ugly guy can turn into a hot girl, but can't become a hot guy?
Hudson Cruz
I’ll take the risk of a roll
Joseph Jenkins
Thats because he took HRT. Imagine how aesthetic he would be taking test
Dylan Hernandez
roll
Michael Scott
He'd get big, but would his face get manly?
Jaxson Bennett
because make up doesn't turn you into a hot guy
Andrew Brown
woops, meant for this to be in response to this
Brody Bennett
Hardly less terrifying, imagine your date looking like that guy in the morning.
Tyler Bell
hormone therapy and cosmetic surgery, you too can have the visage of your dreams
Elijah Walker
He now must fuck the traps
Anthony Smith
Christopher Peterson
Henry Rollin
Gabriel Hughes
THE MADLAD GOT EM
Matthew Watson
based
Robert Carter
cant even get a regular girl but rollan
Logan Jones
Skiddaddle skidoodle
William Diaz
ROlling
Benjamin Sanders
no dubs. can't get a dude-girl either, apparently.
time to get some stinky on your pinkie!
Brandon Myers
>ywn have a qt 31 yo trap gf
Elijah Diaz
Rollin
Jaxon Robinson
aww man
Lucas Jones
t. whiteboi
Jason Thompson
Pleurisy, most likely. Just a lil' infection of the lung pleura. Very common problem.
Jose Garcia
it's my gut area, nowhere near my chest
Chase Price
i aint scared bitch
Cameron Wilson
Ha ha
Ryan Lewis
Logan Turner
where do you find a trap to fuck. They are rare in Eastern Europe
Sebastian Turner
how can you even tell a really good trap apart from a real girl?
Isaiah Brown
The dick
Ethan Parker
just realized this thread had an actual topic haha
Angel Roberts
Hmm
Jaxson Hall
Guess if you have some childhood buddy and 10 years later you meet each other and he is a woman
Aiden Morris
What if its covered?
Jaxon Diaz
This is why we call them traps
Henry Reyes
Sounds like pneumomediastinum
Hunter Scott
christ, just imagine the disgusting fucks who jack off to this unironically.
Grayson Lopez
rolling, i guess
Evan Moore
I'll roll, fuck it
Hopefully.
Jaxon Green
for the love of god please no
Aaron Reed
If dubs, OP cures gas with boipuss
Jose Flores
if dubs, you cure nofap november with boipuss
Lincoln Morales
You are all disgustingly pathetic.
Literally billions upon billions of -----literal---- women out there, and you are so pathetic you are hoping to stick your dick in mentally ill men - just because you can't say "Hi! Is this seat taken/what are you up to?" and carry a conversation from there OUTSIDE of a fucking house. I'm awkward as fuck, can't lift 1/2/3/4 plate, and even I have been with more than 20 women just because I dont piss my pants and cry myself to sleep when a woman says no.
Holy fuck, I'm glad I'm not you, but at the same time, sad that this board moves further and further from what it was when I first became enamoured by it.
Isaiah Rogers
This is more about fetishism though
Tyler Hernandez
25 of these post are from the same posters, fyi...
Jackson Harris
Does that mentally ill conversation sound like a discussion meant for Jow Forums?
Jonathan Morales
>sad that this board moves further and further from what it was when I first became enamoured by it.
>can't lift 1/2/3/4 plate
Blake Diaz
Had two work related injuries that left me unable to even sit up.
Also
>Defending wanting to fuck mentally ill men with a guy that's still been with more than 20 women who was completely immobile for 6 months of his life.
I literally couldn't move, and didn't need to tell another man he was a woman and not crazy at all to convince him to let me nut, just so I can say I had sex.
You people are garbage. I'm not saying this to offend you. It's important that you understand your flaws, or else how could you ever fix those flaws? You act like modern day women: automatically perfect.
No. You AREN'T perfect. Understand what's broken so you can fix it. Don't just pretend a dirty ass car doesn't need cleaned and then yell at anyone who tells your car smells like french fries.
Also, I was born to homeless parents. I was born to homeless fucking garbage, and still, I'm not as pathetic as you. Please understand the depth of you incompetence. This isn't who you are, this is only who you "are" "now".
Fix it.
Christian Hughes
>can't lift 1/2/3/4 plate
why are you here?
Nicholas Flores
if you were born
Jason Walker
No homo roll
Jeremiah Roberts
Read the reply chain before posting.
I lied a bit. I can OHP 165 now, but my bench is only 215. I can bench 225, but not for 5 reps, so i don't count it. My max squat was 365, but now its down to 295. My DL has always been an issue because of my scoliosis. It was 375, but now it's like 275. Pathetic, I know.
Even still, with my pathetic DL, with my literal homeless garbage parents, with me being immobile for 6 months of my life, stuck in one room - still I never needed to fuck a mentally ill MAN.
And get this - I just bought a newly built house (first person to live in it) and am the only owner my car has ever had. You fags are living with your parents, driving shit on wheels, and considering fucking men.
Jesus Christ, look at yourselves.
Henry Carter
From this post
To this post
The poster count only went up by two. Yet there were 9 posts
These were the same person.
Meaning these posts...
Are somehow the result of only two people
This is a clear attempt to push a "Fuck fags in the asshole even if you're a straight guy, it's okay" agenda on Jow Forums.
Dominic Fisher
How do you know some of the last four weren't mady by some of the 45 old posters?
Carson White
Occam's razor.
Which seems more likely to you: multiple posters decided to post, all of a sudden, in defense of having sex with men who pretend to be women
or..
Some delusional, mentally ill faggot try-hard wants everyone to change for them, and is posting multiple times pretending to be different people? This is Jow Forums. "Samefag" is a word that was created here.
That's cute btw, you pretending you aren't OP
Carson Parker
may god show me the path forward
Xavier Diaz
hmm
Luke Cruz
Becoming a hot guy is the hardest thing there is and mostly genetically determined.
Anthony Wright
>wanted to be born girl
>broad shouldered 196cm male
There's not a way I can ever pass, even if I tried.
Zachary Adams
Nope, I'm the guy who made the "terrifying if true" post
Angel Evans
>Would a girl (male) like in the hope have a dick? Would she (he) still smell like a man (male)?
not if he is on hormones
Dylan Sanders
trips please
Henry James
Rolling hoping for dubs
Hudson Perez
Andrew Hughes
Nooooooo
Colton Jenkins
why not?
Thomas Howard
Rolling