User, I just don't feel like this diet is working. Are you SURE those are diet shakes?

>user, I just don't feel like this diet is working. Are you SURE those are diet shakes?

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I know this should go on r9k but i gotta tell ya boys. Today one of the girls I hang out in uni told me she has social anxiety.
>Goes to parties every weekend
>Dresses slutty
>Drinks and does weed all the time
>The metro was a bit packed and she said "omg it's so packed I don't like it when there is so much ppl teehe ;^)"
>I've been many times with her in public and never acts differently, first time she mentioned le social anxiety was yesterday
What do? I should let her know somehow those buzzfeed quizes don't count as a medical diagnosis.

we fetish thread now?

Ask her how do would she act if she didn't have it and what activities does she consider to be of those with no anxiety. Mindfuck incoming.

I certainly fucking will. . I'm going to screencap your post. Will post results

hnnnng muh dik

How would one, hypothetically, get their gf to gain weight? Asking for a friend.

My mom gave them to African kids

*BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP*
>Oops, excuse me user tee hee

>Yeah they are, now shut up and put this funnel in your mouth...

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UNF THICCER PLZ

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Lad, I'm not sure how much THICCER we can realistically get.

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yes but it doesnt work when you drink them with cake you cellulite skank

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We're hitting levels of THICCNESS that shouldn't even be possible....

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Peak THICC. Doesn't get better than this bros.

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But I love it

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This has gone too far
I think

You should fuck her and then friendzone her because shes retarded

>"user, do you know any workout that'll give me MORE cellulite?"

How tf are you supposed to shove your dick in that girl with all that fat in the way

Have an adult sized dick.

We go to the same class bruv. I don't want drama. She's not that hot at all tho. She's a stick