Perfect women don't e-

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Fuck off back to r9k

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>nose ring
>perfect

This shit is probably any father's worst nightmare lmao

Based

Friends, I guarantee that most of us look better than that guy. If he can do it you can do it.

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i guarantee you no one here looks better than him

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I wish zoomers would leave

-xist

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>fake blonde
>no tits
>running around dressed like a cheap whore
>acne
>plastic bottle
>probably not even catholic
>definitely not even a virgin
it turns out the perfect woman doesn't exist

I live in Madison too. Let’s meet up, Btw I’m better looking..

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I also go to school at UW Madison.
Is OP from Madison?

>ameer abdullah
So she's a gold digger, that explains it

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we'll see how good he looks behind my truck

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lol mifflin st block party babay!!!

pls tell me thats not you

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i don't want to do anything that guy also does desu

5'6 tops

who else /madtown/ here?

yep
Ameer Abdullah

YO I remember you

Nah my guy

I’m 5’10” yo

willy street resident here

Im at Whitewater I was going to Madison but the cost was too much

Now I got a decent Grant and I'm transfering

Shits Kino brah

hmmmm

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What of it??

>I’m 5’10”
as if thats even different from 5'6 lmao

Sure thing dumbass. Do me a favor and don't transfer I can't deal with any more retards here

I’m sure I wouldn’t rather be you ya goof, soooo yah...

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You in a frat?

you manlets make it too easy

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I work at Epic. Fight me

Nope

you must live in one of those epic breeding grounds high-rises

nah i'm not gay

Get on with your life and learn from your mistakes instead of crying while you hotglue Sumomo.

I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot

Oooh baby

Looks like a wallet

I'll workout with you if you're not gay

Why?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>being this naive about the BBC

Fight me faggot Im willing to bet you're a CS major

Lol despite the shorts I’m not, I lift at Princeton club with some friends. Wbu??

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Lolol, you lift at Gammon anytime?!

Ogg or capital fitness

Yeah is there a problem??

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lol

FPBP

this picture alone means nothing, I am manlet incel and have taken pictures with babe coworkers and such

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I'm better looking just by not being a nigger.

DELET

what about your mom?

The only way to tell if someone is attractive is by close up front view of their face. Literally anybody can look attractive by using angles and lighting.

You look good brah. Your body is my goal body.

Met her at NCAAs and she's one of the dumbest people I've ever met. Like a bag of hot air. Cocky too, even if she did win the hep this last year. So very unattractive personality.

so wholesome

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>what do you mean you spent all the money on whey protein again I've had enough of this shit user I mean you don't even fucking lift

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B L A C K E D

>discovered she had a black bf
Aka every american female college athlete

Yikes bro looked better with the shirt on
Tf is your chest?

Bro... *Sniff*

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Americans females are such lost and pitiful creatures

excuse me she's canadian thank you very much

>perfect
she had at least 2 handfuls of cock inside her

am I missing something? She’s like a 6, maybe a 7 at best

She retweetet this
twitter.com/FloTrack/status/1054751484859035649

Is this a cry for help?

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Here's your colorful eyes you fucking faggot

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imagine being this retarded, must feel amazing

heh

DELET

Cope

OH NO NO NO

Take the brownpill.

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>I work at Epic. Fight me
Self-hating Epic TS reporting in

>out of Wisconsin
That's a hard nope.

Oh they definitely notice. They're just not into you.

>crying while you hotglue Sumomo

That's kinda specific, anonsi.

breh

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I'm going to die alone.