Why are you NOT a homo Jow Forums?

Sounds great except for all that AIDS thing. And the substance abuse, higher rates of depression, mental health issues, lower life expectancy, STDs, and so on.

But yeah sigh me up for the gay. I want me some of that.

You don't have to worry about HIV if you are on prep and / or you always use condoms

>substance abuse

Nobody forces you to take any drugs
>depression / mental health issues

Try a relationship with a woman, and you'll certainly get those

based and redpilled

>life is completely about having sex
No wonder gays are mentally ill

because jesus said naw

he gave us women dont be a beta and make it work

I remember one time I took a really huge dump, you know the ones that feel like it’s tearing your asshole open. While recovering on the toilet I contemplated how gay guys not only go through this all the time but actually enjoy it. I’ll never understand the appeal.

Did you try putting the dump back in?

Women are a lost cause nowdays and you can thanks instagram, tinder, facebook, and feminism for that

>2018
>not being a polyamorous bisexual

Why limit yourself to one when you can have brap hogs, twinks and wheyfu’s?

*Pansexual

jokesonyou I'm a turbo faggot who jerks off to curret body threads

I'm bi and the more I get Jow Forums the more I just want a family. I know I could have that with a man, but I'd rather have my own biological kids. I'm happy I'm not full gay.

If they aren't into asexuals then they're not pan.

>You don't have to worry about HIV if you are on prep and / or you always use condoms

lol

Hey I'm not against the gay lifestyle. Who wants to see age 50 anyway?

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A lot of gay men don’t and have never used condoms. That doesn’t mean they don’t work when used right.
Also, the average HIV patient of the 1980s literally had a lay count of 1000. Keep that in mind

HIV was a death sentance in the 80s

Not anymore

>Also, the average HIV patient of the 1980s literally had a lay count of 1000. Keep that in mind
>implying it's different today

lol

So is this the reason you faggots are homos? because women are skanks that'll back stab you? I tought you fuckers said you're born gay and like male physique.

I think I turned my bi bf gay.
What do Jow Forums?

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A quick death vs. a long, slow, heavily medicated (and expensive) march to an early grave. I don't know which is worse but I guess the gays will take the later. More sex to have and more men to infect. Live fast, die young and leave a beautiful corpse. And bring as many men along with you I suppose. Now that's gay pride!

My fetish is a good challenge.

I know most gay dudes take prep, but I hate pharmaceuticals.
If they take it, can I not and still safety take some dick?
Axing 4 fren

I too wish to learn how to become gay. I'm not bothered to try with women anymore cause I just get rejected, meanwhile I haven't even looked for gay guys and I've found like 3 that would suck me off.

If I didn't love pussy and tits so much I'd go gay in a heartbeat.

Redpilled AF

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>I too wish to learn how to become gay

Go back in time and get sexually abused, that's how 90% of homos became that way. It's why they're so self-destructive and why so many become pedophiles themselves.

t. known many homos, neighbour worked as a counselor specifically for gay men

STOP BEING GAY

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>Why are you NOT a homo Jow Forums?
Because I only like the male physique on a female body.

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The important question now is are you a female or male, and if female, what did you do to turn your bf gay?

Because it's a mental illness that pretty much means you can't have children with a person you deeply and intuitively love. So it's genetic suicide, in a sense, all for the sake of sex that shouldn't even be particularly validating, as you're fucking other guys, many of whom would basically fuck about anything. If you not truly gay, but bisexual, basically no sane woman would choose to be with a bisexual man. Considering how straight men obnoxiously and persistently can act in pursuit of a woman, then compounding that with mental illness and gossiping nature of gay men, if you just fuck a guy once, your chances of a girl or girls who you are interested in are especially high. Don't fuck dudes unless you are a sociopath or narcissist with a family you aren't afraid of shaming and you don't give a fuck about any of the above.

>Hipster glasses
>Facial piercing
>Dyed hair
>Tattoo(s)
>Crystal necklace
>Obviously on gear

All this is forgivable, but not
>LEAF SHIRT

Edit
>your chances of a girl or girls who you are interested in finding out are especially high

Based fags removing themselves from the competition

>it improves your life in every way
it sure doesn't improve my anal incontinence

I'm not mentally ill you retard

this, all of them sociopath sluts

>Being homosexual is widely accepted today, and it improves your life in every way
I don't care if it's accepted, lots of degeneracies are accepted in our decadent age.

Being homo is bad

Literally the only benefit I see in being gay is easy sex, but here's the kicker, the past 20 years in which faggotry became widely accepted, our society as a whole became extremely sexualized, so getting some pussy is about as easy as taking a shit in the morning. So you tell me, why should I mess with my mentality and put in effort to change my sexual preference, when I can go on fucking Tinder, and in like 10 minutes, find a 6/10 insecure bitch with daddy issues that'd gladly swallow my cock if i give her a fraction of my attention. Sometimes we forget that evolution gave men the advantage in numbers when it comes to finding a mate, which stands true to this day, with more women being born, than men(except for China, but they fucked themselves over), which means that getting sexual favors from the opposite sex shouldn't be that difficult, right? From my point of view, that's not the case. With society worshiping celebrities, instagram models, beauty in general, we see -4/10 men, chasing 10/10 women and complaining that they don't get pussy and that life's unfair, and it is, but instead of staying in their lane and fucking a subpar chick, they go on their hindu basket weaving forum to promote being gay as the superior lifestyle.

>I mess with my mentality and put in effort to change my sexual preference,
Do people really believe they can become faggots just by thinking? Isn't faggotry genetic?

>we see -4/10 men, chasing 10/10 women and complaining that they don't get pussy and that life's unfair, and it is, but instead of staying in their lane and fucking a subpar chick, they go on their hindu basket weaving forum to promote being gay as the superior lifestyle.
Incels, MGTOW, and other faggots bitching about how they can't get laid explained. Social media and porn fucked men expectations, now every 5/10 believes he's entitled to 8/10. jej

Everyone has an asshole, don't they? Everyone has a choice to take a dick up the rear, some like it, some don't, everyone can try.

Because I only like synthetic cocks.

>Isn't faggotry genetic?
how would genetic faggots ever reproduce you brainlet, fags would have died out a long time ago. of course its a mental illness

FUCK OFF FAGGS!

cuz im not gay u gay

Boring.

You sure sound butthurt brah, you sure you're not the faggot?

.....fags

Dirty kike

Based and superpilled

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Taking the easy path is weakness.

Male obv

It’s only the easy path if you’re a prison gay incel.

Ok but getting your ass ravaged hurts.

Mhmmm

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The idea of having a bro you can fuck is disturbing to me. I don’t think friendships are supposed to get to that level of intimacy.

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>easy path
>he thinks gay men have lower standards
Lmao poor virgin boy

>gossiping nature of gay men

>Who hurt you?

OP says they do.