Be me

>be me
>fittest person at work
>tfw having lunch alone everyday
>most people are afraid to sit with me

I'm in Asia so the men here are bugmen. The sheer size of me scared a colleague that he walked the other direction in the corridor.

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get a meme anime tatoo and twinks will come over to spew weeb speak with you.

I used to know that feel when I lived in china, join a decent lifting gym or fight gym to get some if the best bros ever
Also picking up qt is easy as fuark
> tfw when I miss my sanda and boxing bros

Also what city or country are you in?

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Singapore

Just OHP lmao1jap and the rest will be rorring

Get into a nice power lifting gym or muaythai one and pick up them qt chink expats brah
marry a rich one don't fuck it up like i did

What did you do instead of advice given?

Not marry the rich chink girl and join the military
At least I spent 4 years on Okinawa:/

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Omg why did you choose the military over rich asian pussy? Do you still have a chance?

>Do you still have a chance?
No she is engaged to some rich euro fuck boi
Because I'm retarded and thought I should make something out of my life, at least I got to travel all over japan and bang sloots

Learn from me user

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Do they have to be rich desu?

Just that Asian girls act and think like fucking children. They don't seem to act or think in an adult way at all.

No but if you marry a rich one take over the ching chong family business back in china and chill for life
One child policy rules just don't let em drive

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Date the smart ones dummy

Ahhh nice

Yep yup now take my advice and conquer

How is this different from all the others?

It isn't but Asian women try to act childish in certain way because it equals youth and femininity which = attentiveness
Kind of why crooked teeth are seen as cute on girls in Japan
It can be off putting to westerners but I actually dig it to each their own

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>crooked teeth are seen as cute
have heard about this
is this actualy true or a meme?

It's true to a degree it caters to a certain demographic and japanese girls teeth are pretty janky that's what a friend told me in base dental office

Nah mate you're a pedo

Tell me more about working and living in singapore pls