How the fuck do you eat this shit?

christ man....

milk

onions

I do this sometimes.
OP is just a pussy bitch

>Microwave
NGTMI
Put it in a casserole dish under high broil for ~ 1 hour

Put a scoop of protein powder and a handful of fruit (blueberries, etc) in it you idiot.

Lot's of milk, some suger, and cinnamon.

I add raisins and milk.

Don't buy this flat oats shit wtf. Get the classic steel rolled oats and cool that in batches. It takes about 30 minutes but it tastes great wtih just a pinch of salt and maybe some milk. When its cooked, it can save for a few days and reheating it is super easy. Warm it up on the stove with a spoonfull of peanut butter or a handful of high quality trail mix. That food fucking puts me in a great mood. My roomate only eats insta oats which is basically just eating fucking rice.

You don't have to cook oatmeal my boy

How do I keep steel oats from boiling over?

Try cooking them. As in porridge.
Then again, yesterday:
>Haven't eaten oats for a month
>Cook up some tasty porridge
>Six hours later shit it out the same just runnier
Are oats actually a meme?

actually lmoa'd

Oats with crushed dark chocolate or couple tablespoons of cinnamon is the GOAT snack

C'mon m8 its not that hard, you murrimuts have like 5 kinds of Oats too.
Even better for protein would be Quark with added water instead of milk.

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Wait a fucking minute, did they put a word filter for onions ?

blend it into my shakes.

mix it with bananas, eggs, greek yogurt and protein powder to make pancakes.

literally blend it into a powder and add to almost any dish to add calories.

I mix lemon-flavoured whey.

no, you just keep spelling wrong. try again.

with milk and sugar every morning

Put a wooden spoon over the pan.
>microwaving for 5-10 minutes
>microwaving ever
Boil a cup of water and add that to 2 cups of oats. Let it sit covered for a few minutes and then add whatever the fuck else you were gonna. Milk, blueberries, who cares.

Did none of you grow up with parents or grandparents that cooked from home? Fucksake you idiots.

it literally takes like 5-10 minutes to cook it on the stove. And also it tastes a lot better than microwaving all of that

theyre shit
if i wanna eat 100g of them i gotta munch for like 15 min

use skim milk + protein, put it in the microwave for a couple of mins

lmao fucking retard add milk and a bit of honey and you're gucci

I usually pour over some kefir or yogurt and add a teaspoon of honey, tastes great and is pretty filling.
However, after having oats for breakfast every day for 2 years I can't look at them anymore.

soak it in milk for atleast 1 day

You're fucking retarded dude

((microwave))

I hate this thread and every reply in it so fucking much

ok this is bait. Nobody is this retarded

I like oatmeal enough that I enjoy it raw

>I enjoy it raw

he he he

you fucking cook it jesus christ you're not a horse
half a cup rolled oats with one cup of liquid. use milk if you think it's too bland with just water. use chicken broth if you want it to be savory

that as well

onions

>get cup
>pour half a cup of oats into cup
>pour same amount of milk into cup
>go for a shower, come back in 15 mins and eat
Ez and indeed, pz

this and add sliced bananas bro

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

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C-cook it first senpai...

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>these are the people giving you fitness advice

I mix it around in yogurt and eat it for breakfast. Tastes pretty good.

1/2 cup dried oats
5oz milk or water or silk
microwave for 3 minutes
add 1 tbsp ground cinnamon
1tbsp raw honey
2 tbsp natural peanut butter
1 sliced banana if you want or cup of blueberries if you want.

I've eaten it with a spoon, straight out the container. I like it with yogurt or in a smoothie tho. Sometimes I make cold cereal with it.
Grow the fuck up, op.

Milk.

I pour some rolled oats into a bowl, add a little maple syrup and a spoonful of freshly ground almond butter, then the whole milkand then I eat it. It is based.

Eat REAL oatmeal, dumbass. Not the fucking trash instant oatmeal you are 100% eating.

You can just mix it with milk.

Based and dairypilled

When I have oatmeal I have one cup oats, one cup whole milk and peanut butter

However, I have the on again off again thing where sometimes it gives my horrific gas and nasty shits and other times it doesn't, so I've basically stopped eating it. Really sucks

got'em

kek

Nigger bring either some water or milk to a boil in a pot and add it in then let it cook for like three minutes. If you're looking for sweetness then add a bit of raw honey and fresh berries and you're good to go. How have you fucked this process up?

Loving every laugh

Soak in milk, eat with blueberries, ground flax, and cinnamon, it tastes great.

if I cook it in milk will it absorb fast enough? Usually I used to just leave it in the fridge overnight