Things you can say at the gym, but not to your girlfriend

Get it up.

woah, that guy has a huge bulge

I can't it up

Lower faggot

>How many sets left?
>Can I work out with you?
>How much weight is that?

>you need to go heavier

>YEAHH BUDDDEEHHH. LIGHTWEIGHT BAABYYY

Can you hand the 150lb dumbbells to me?

>FFFFRUAK
>LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
>AIN'T NO THING BUT A CHICKEN WING

Fucking hell, this isn’t what I paid for.

Not by him

fpbp

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You guys are painfully unfunny. Shame because it's a decent prompt

swole before hole

>TWO SCOOPS COME ON

God damn this heavy
I need to deload
Chalk it up

>boy I feel happy and accomplished

>Bloatmaxxing I see

>you need to work on your hip flexors brah

>“Hey, uh, mind if I give you a little tip?”

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One whole football team practiced in there, right on the bench, in front of everybody.

I do it better with straps on.

There's were me and my buddies go for some good pumping.

She always swallows some protein at the end.

I never drop my load.

"I don't pay $50 per month for the bathroom to be this much of a shithole"

You exist

Sorry this isn't working out, I gave it my all, and now I've got nothing left... See you tomorrow!

"Excuse me, I see you around here all the time, what's your name?"

who shit down the shower drain?

Dude, how am I going to raise my test with an empty rack?

kek

>"Don't help me, just watch me."

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>You nearly done?

Best

>LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!

>You wanna wipe that down before I get on it?

What's your body weight?

simple. yet SUPER EFFECTIVE

I hope you don't actually say this at the gym.

No homo.

>wanna be a sick cunt?
>go to the gym
>fuck bitches
>don't give a fuck
>cuz that's what the zyzz cunts do

DONT fucking touch it unless you see its going down

Can my friend and I work in?

only one I smiled at in this thread

Nice 1

Audible kek user

my girlfriend never lets me check em

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I see you've been hitting that long head!

i'll get to you in a minute, but first i'm gonna go warm up with a 45 pounder

Best in thread

You should think about cutting soon.

You can't lift away ugly.

>chuck me the clip for my dumbell end

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You gotta be a sick cunt brah

Shut up, cunt

Is it just me or have a lot of new people been coming in here recently?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Yfw once clogged up th shitter then didnt report it.

Good.

This unironically.

kek

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