Say hello to the new Attorney General of the United States of America

Say hello to the new Attorney General of the United States of America.

He can also press more than 99% of you. Try not to be too jealous.

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I mean, 99%...

Was that too liberal? Someone bring out those Jow Forums polls.

AG finna bout to dab on corruption

>Boomer power allows him super strength

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Delet this

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>finna bout to dab

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based

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>gook tattoo
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

Are these regular 45s or CrossFit meme plates filled with helium

Sessions was old and weak. Bout time we got an AG with upper body strength needed to suppress the rights and freedoms of minorities. Good call, Trump!

First two are real Rouge 45s at least, you can see it in the image.

That was a clean, not a press you fucking retard

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>Sees the tweet clarifying it in thread
>Pretends he didn't just find this out with the rest of us.

You are an insufferable cunt.

I actually just opened the thread and replied, but whatever invented scenario makes you feel best you fucking autist

Ye *dabs*

So how did you know it wasn't an OHP, clean and jerk or a front squat then? You obnoxious faggot.

I can tell by the way his hands are positioned because I've actually been to a gym in my life. I also know that a fat old boomer can't press that much

No you can't, although it's funny to see you basically admit to being a crossfitter, which is the only time weak faggots are likely to see any cleaning in a gym.

That's the exact placement of a clean and jerk and some people load their front squats like that. Quit lying through your teeth.

Unironically based and redpilled.

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>it's funny to see you basically admit to being a crossfitter, which is the only time weak faggots are likely to see any cleaning in a gym
??? I lift at a filthy old school bodybuilder gym and there are people doing cleans there sometimes.

>That's the exact placement of a clean and jerk
Which is why i said it was a clean and not a press.

You seem pretty fucked up, dude. Lighten up.

cross-shitters eternally BTFO

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I've been lifting less than a year and I'm in the top 1/3 in bench, top 1/8 in squat, top 1/3 in deadlift, and top 1/6 in the Press, holy shit.

Does Jow Forums even fucking lift?

>Gripping the bar that far behind the wrists

I can't tell if he's fucking up a Standing The Press grip or fucking up a front rack position.

Ya ding-dong diddly SEETHING

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Height and weight?

Fight me in real life you, little fucking twink.
>Which is why i said it was a clean and not a press.
A clean isn't the same thing as a clean and jerk, you fucking retard, not that it couldn't have been a push press or a front squat. There was no way of knowing what it was, I mean outside your autistic delusions.

No, no it doesn't. This has been established long ago.

183 cm, 110 kg (I definitely have excess fat I'm working on)

I'm definitely bigger than average, but I figure years of lifting will compensate for size.

Jesus that's depressing.

>Being into armchair fitness

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>a 2pl8 clean is supposed to be impressive
Low standards, betas just like all Trump supporters

>#CrossFit
cringe and bluepilled

You're vastly overestimating how much weight matters.
To put it into perspective,
A 65kg man who's been lifting for 1 year can bench 78kg.
An 110kg man who's been lifting for 1 year can bench 105kg.

>Implying you'll even be in the gym at 50 and not dead either your own faggotry or by someone else murdering you for being an annoying mouth breather.

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Overestimating or underestimating?

fugg, Under

That's what I figured from your post, hence why I asked. Anyways, that makes sense. Thanks man.

this guy is dedicated to causing as much bodily harm in the smallest amount of time possible (crossfit, in a nutshell), imagine what he'll do for our country.

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hes powercleaning that not pressing it

still good

>he follows based Mike Leach
Yep. He's /ourguy/.

Anyone not doing GOMAD until they reach imao four plate will be executed under the new fitness laws.

And giving the gainz back to you, the people.

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>westerner
>chinese letter tattoos

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he's not in position to strict press that, a 245lb push press is still really good though not a lot of people can do that

It’s clearly a front squat faggot.

>No you can't
it's really, really easy to tell if you actually lift, he's in a shitty clean grip position and you cannot strict press from there because your wrists are not under the bar

stop embarrassing yourself, close the browser, go to the gym

I've been lifting for years and you're wrong. You can push press with your elbows and wrists flared and it's fairly common. You can still strict press but it isn't comfortable. It's also the position for front squat before the bar touches the body.

There's no way of telling what they're doing in that position, you fucking retard. Quit pretending otherwise and go drop a barbell on your neck and save us from your autism.

Chinese collusion when

this can't be accurate.
right?

It's almost like most people lie on the Internet and people who spend all their time on a Norwegian paper hat enthusiasts forum don't have the best genetics.

/v/ can't afford PC master race tho. He's more Jow Forums if anything

Since when did Bruce Willis become the new AG?

>"Everybody wanna be the AGOTUSA, but don't nobody wanna lift this heavyass weight."

Based

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bump for government twink mogging