Be shirtless at gym

>be shirtless at gym
>guy next to me stares and gets a boner
what do?

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you got mired
be pleased

but it's not girls mirin'

Dude it never will be it's literally always men mirin

Ask for his number.

the only thing gayer than getting a boner staring at a shirtless guy in the gym is being the guy who takes his shirt off at the gym

Only if you are a facelet/ personalitylet

I honestly think its less gay.

Nod and carry on with what you're doing. Consider it a compliment. It's fine

Considering there is literally no reason to take your shirt off in an establishment completely dominated by men, I'm in full agreement. Also disgusting.

Boners happen, they don't all mean something. Taking your shirt off isn't something you can do by accident.

Bro you should have pulled his tight shorts down. Then wow at his fat cock spring back up, flinging out from being caught in his tiny shorts. Fucking incredible precum flies onto your face. Now his beautiful engorged cock glistens under the gym lights. He begins to bounce, lightly on the seat. His big fat shaved beautiful tight round supple testicles jingle like a bag full of candy. Sweet semen candy. Fresh for your virgin hetero ass.
Then you suck that cock hard. 50 bobs × 5 sets. Then you tittyfuck him . If your insertions suk you give him an assjob on the squat rack.
Once he blows your shit out you give your car keys to the receptionist for a squatplug then you stick your pencil penor in his ass and yoy fuckhim givk fuck fuck him HARD AYAYAYIYIYIYO

Dyel?

underrated post

Thats what the change room is for you dumb gorilla

>"thanks bro"

keep your shirt on faggot. Gyms are for men, so it's gay for you to prance around without a shirt.

AHAHAHAHA

Suck him off.

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W-what does this work?

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Bend over?

Underrated

Get surgery to have that massive gyno removed.

Imagine the smell haha

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>His big fat shaved beautiful tight round supple testicles jingle like a bag full of candy. Sweet semen candy.
What the fuck

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If you eat lots of pineanpleles your cum tastes like sweet candy

>pineanpleles
Are you ok

I FEEL this post

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Based stroke poster

A gay mire is still a mire.

MOG his boner.

ask him to spot you while you bench press

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based

gay ass niggas...

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confirmed faggot

>His big fat shaved beautiful tight round supple testicles jingle like a bag full of candy. Sweet semen candy.

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>This
Why is OP shirtless outside the locker room and willingly chose to stand next another guy?

Put a shirt on. Unless you're looking to pick up dudes. Then mission accomplished.

>you stare at him
>and he just stares right back
>and that's when the boner comes
>not from the front
>but from the side *SCHWIT*
>from the other two faggots you didn't even know were there

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Ironic queerposting is still queerposting you nasty fucking queer

clever girl

Whos posting ironically? Not me.

lol

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get poz'd you faggot

>50 Bob's x 5 sets

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