Yep, you read that right. Non-virgin general. Here we share our sex stories and laugh at virgins.
Who is allowed to post here: >Non-virgins
Who is not allowed to post here: >Virgins >Incels >Women or niggers
Special exceptions: >Volcels >Fags
I'll start >At night club >Gf is out of the country >Meet qt redhead and hit it off in minutes >Go back to hers (she's 3 mins walking from the club) >Cum in minutes and fall asleep in her tiny bed >Wake up in middle of the night and skedaddle out of there >Don't know her name or number, so doesn't technically count as cheating
>be ginger twink at gay night club >see some new guy >clearly the first time here >chat him up, obviously closeted still >says he’s not gay, has a gf but she’s out of the country >walk him to my place >whisper in his ear it’s not gay if it’s just tonight >he drops and sucks me off, then turns me around and fucks me for a couple minutes >clearly gay, he cums in minutes, afterward confesses it takes him almost an hour with his gf >fall asleep, wake up and he’s gone >grin knowing he’ll be coming back
Zachary Reyes
>be volcel >laugh at muh dik spunk monkies
Isaac James
>put penis in vagina >epic win
Oliver Thomas
>Drunk af and on a bummer cause oneitis ditched me for some foreigner scum >See this blonde smoking a cig on her own >Take the cig from her mouth, take a hit and blow it in her face >She's wtfing and asks if I wanna get beat up >Sure >She actually muay thais the shit out of me, I retreat from the smoking area into the bar where she throws a flying knee in my solar plexus as I hit my back to the wall. >She leaves, I'm almost dead >Like 2 hours later I see her again, at this point I'm way to drunk to be talking to anyone >I walk her down up to a wall as I'm saying god knows what like I'm going to hit her >Make out with her >Drag her up the street to my house >She tries to escape by jumping in a taxi >I hop in the taxi, tell him to go to my place >Get in bed, I'm shredded, "omg ur so hot pls fuck me" >Can't get it up >Shove my semi down her throat >Spit on her >Turn on computer >Start jerking of to porn >Try to fuck her with semi, doesn't work >Blast Metallica >Sing "loverman" in her face by Metallica >Go down on her and make her squirt >Fall asleep
Adam Sanchez
I am volcel
sage
Gavin Sullivan
haha dude I was with this hot chick, like so hot, and like I put it in but her huge ass was like all over my dick haha and I was just like WOAH you know? but it was so good it was like nothing else dude haha I just like had to like try so hard not to nut you know? haha but man I gotta tell you it was amazing there's nothing like it man you really gotta try it it's like sex but like a bit different you know because it's like the hottest sex haha. Just blew my mind dude haha just like woah, you know? haha
Thomas Adams
"Doesn't count as cheating" Yeah right
Tyler Flores
heh of course i have touched a female that wasn't family or a cashier's hand
Volcel here I'm going to ask a girl I've known since grade 6 to marry me next month (were adults now) Havent spoken to her in a while but she was always a beta orbiter and i just want to settle down early so its a win win
Matthew Sullivan
kek
Luis Scott
based haha poster
Ryder Thompson
I once fucked a girl so hard that I got a blister on my cock. I had to stop fucking and even the next morning she had to suck me off, since we couldn't fuck. It was pretty painful. Took several days to heal too.
Once I hadn't seen my woman for a while and so when I went to her place we fucked 8 times in 3 days. After that my cock was half limp and when she came on to me I had to refuse her. Also, the parts of the mucous membrane from her pussy canal were somehow damaged and dripped out of her pussy.
I've since stopped watching porn.
Mason Thompson
based and hahapilled
Caleb Diaz
B&R destroyer of vagiegies
David Wright
I can't even cum from sex a lot of the time and I'm raw dogging these hoes. It's pretty good. I fuck them for an hour or so, jerk off on their back eventually, and they think they're not good enough and try harder to impress me.
Jack Evans
They're probably right though. I've also had sex with attractive women and have come pretty quickly. The sad part is that the sex is best for the women, when you can stay hard forever and still get into it. That is, when you're somewhat but not terribly attracted to them.
Sometimes, when the woman is good looking but it still takes forever to cum. When that is the case, I think it's just my dick warning me that I shouldn't be in a relationship with them, since despite objectively good looks, I genuinely don't like them.
Should find a balance of sorts. With women, follow your guts and listen to your dick. Everything else will then sort itself out.
Easton Williams
haha
Isaiah Jackson
FUCKING NORMALFAGS!! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!! GOD FUCKING DAMN!! [heavy breathing]
Noah Rogers
jej, made me giggle cos used to be me until i got my gf of a year now. we're all gonna make it brah >later virgins
>qtddiot How can I tell if my volcel is actually a cope? >not where I want to be at all in life >anyone that's attracted to me is attracted to someone that's garbage >more red flags than a Chinese military parade, immediate disdain >therefore, career+house before females is my plan
Jacob Wright
>heavy breathing did you just walk upstairs to post this or something?
Samuel Rivera
>making a thread to show off that you at a degenerate loser and part of a group of people that no one likes
whew you could have just hit us up with someone mirin story that included Sex, instead you had to declare your degeneracy
