"Gym on Saturday night user? Here, I'll swipe you in buddy. Have a good workout"

>"Gym on Saturday night user? Here, I'll swipe you in buddy. Have a good workout".

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who else is

>unstaffed

here

>gym register on saturday night
Enjoy your shift wagie, whilst I go out with friends later

Right here, Anytime Fitness. All they have is a key phob to unlock the front door. The owner and his assistants are only in at at odd times of the day and don't stay long.

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Fuck off cracker, where my boy Robert at?

>apartment building has a gym in it
>free for residents
>open 24/7
>nobody ever in there
>no shitty music playing or people fucking around on machines or weights
Only thing holding it back is shitty-ish equipment. If they ever cede to my demands and install a power rack with a platform it will literally be perfect.

Fuck you nigger we close at 8 get the fuck out reeeee

buy it for them

robert? nobody named robert works here

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Yup, and that key works all over the world. I've traveled from one end of the US to another, to a hotel I arrived too early to check in, went to ATF with my key and slept there cuz it worked.

Also worked in Canada and I've heard it works in Europe too.

A bit pricey but honestly you can't beat having your own bathroom and shower as opposed to all other gyms where everything is out in the open.

Some hostility here!

Any of you guys wanna grab a beer with me and my buddies after the gym closes?

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or offer 50% 50% if you want to go halfway

thanks OP, I sure will!

>move to new apt
>has free "fitness center"
>only has a few dumbbells, a leg press, lat pulldown, leg extension, and some actually pretty nice spin bikes
>no bar
>no rack
>no bench
>can't lift any heavy weights
>it's fucking carpeted

women ruined fitness

>”Happy Birthday user!”
Felt kind of invasive but I guess that kind of info pops up on their monitor.

I go to a real gym, not some commercial bullshit gym. The owner of the gym is always there and he's a jacked goliath. He's spotted me on bench and he talks to me like an actual human bean. I feel sorry for you guys who go to like, Gold's or 24 hour or something. Seems so impersonal. I like know I'm training with the strongest dudes in my area.

I worked in a call center for a bank and one time a guy there called a customer back after speaking to him just to tell him that they had the same date of birth

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Where's Robert?

>"Hey user! Have a good workout?"

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Probably one of the best times to gym. You pretty much have the place to yourself. Going out on weekend nights is an NPC meme.

THANK YOU

IF IM FEELING HYPER ILL SAY IM GONNA DO X TODAY

>carpeted
I refuse to believe someone is stupid enough to carpet an exercise area.

>Hey Robert, weird not seeing you at the front desk. Guess the gym cinema is short staffed tonight huh?

Same in my apartment block
>shitty multi-function cable machine, that you easily max out the weight on
>dumbells up to 10 kg
>massively unstable pull up bar
>treadmill

hooray

People that say they go to a real gym are grimy fat boomer powerlifters

I'll have the usual, them crab legs for that sweet protein

This happened to me and I got a free shaker bottle

Gym was so empty
N-nobody actually goes out on Saturday nights right??

I check the google maps listening for the gym I go and arrange my schedule so that I'm working out there when it is at its emptiest.

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>work 3rd shift
>fucking planet shitness only 24hr gym remotely close
>go at 1am usually
>having the place to myself with a staff that doesnt give a shit past 10pm almost makes up for not being able to deadlift

you too

i didnt know you could do that, awesome

>my gym only empty from 0000-0600

>phob
Yikes.

dont call me buddy, you're in your mid 40s swiping cards at some no name gym on saturday night