How big are your balls, Jow Forums?

I just got a cock ring so hands free

Deja vu, we had this thread yesterday night.

shush.

normal sized, like the size of a football

my balls are too big.
My quads are large, so there's no thigh gap, and as a result, my massive balls (size of a G-Shock watch) are squished forwards, resulting in my soft dick to rest on the balls, protruding forwards, resulting in an unsightly bulge.

Had the left one fixed (testicular torsion) so like this : 0o

Fixed as in neutered?

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Ask yr mom

Bout the same size as store bought eggs.

Huge

is it normal if my right ball hangs lower than the others?

That's normal, it's so they dont clack together when you walk

Same, except the one that hangs higher up all the time does so because [spoiler]its a prosthetic, lost the real one to torsion[/spoiler]

>neutered
No just attached. She's totally clear thanks go.d

I'm sorry to hear that m8

>thinking cum is stored in the balls

before nofap they were like, the size of a large grape, now theyre almost the size of eggs.

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Roidfags dodging this thread hard lulz

>she
>clear

What did he mean by this?

Like an apple. People probably think I'm stuffing and it makes me anxious about being seen as weird when it's just a, I don't know if you'd call it a deformation if the shape and texture are still intact. Anomaly. I don't know.

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kek

Everybody knows pee is stored in balls

One good thing about my remaining ball is that the (female) doctor said it was a “perfect size” last time I had it checked

My interpretation:
>'she' refers to the testicle
>'clear' means it's safe from needing to be removed or going through torsion again

Why anyone would anthropomorphise, let alone feminize, their own testicle, however, is beyond me.

Literally the size of an orange.
Only the right one. The left is now probably smaller than an average ball.

I had a hydrocele on both balls my whole life. Making them very visible while wearing clothes.
Had a corrective surgery just a year or two ago.
Next one is coming up.

When girls see their jaws fucking drop

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>wall around in board shorts at the beach
>get sore nuts from them slapping around

did it hurt?

Two oranges before I had the surgery.

normal sized, like the size of a basedbean

I'd estimate the size of walnuts, but I haven't had a whole walnut in a long time.

I bust yuge cums, but I have a weak voice so it's probably small

>When girls see their jaws fucking drop
sick brag

That's common.

like when I put my middle finger and my thumb tips together and form a circle

the epididymis factors into the size of your nuts, you retard fagger.

The otherS? That might be more concerning.

I wish I had a big heavy set of balls that hang low and keep slapping against the girl while i'm pounding her deep or teabagging her face. I think if you stretch the ballsack skin the balls will grow bigger. I call this theory the "Ballsal Angelo Circuit 6.0).

Do basedbeans affect ball size?

He probably means the size of an almond in a shell. Which is normal.

Anyone else's balls get bigger when eating an onion per day?

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I have smaller than average balls but my dick is 7.5'' so it makes my dick look larger than it really is

I'm in the exact same boat. I feel like having a bulge this big is like false advertising

Due to a long term hydrocele I actually had mine measured.
My normal one was 22 cubic cm; and my hydrocele ball was 18 cubic cm. No idea what average is but I'd say that I'm pretty average nut size wise.
Also at time of removal my hydrocele had 150cc of fluid in it

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Onions can triple your test, so I could see why.

who here /onebigballandonesmallball/?

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Fucking tiny 4 weeks into tren+test, far smaller then they ever got on my test enth only cycle.

Get many waterballoon bulge mires?

Pretty small and too damn close to my body, it forces my dick to protrude in shorts when I'm working out. What I wouldn't give for some big low hanging balls.

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Plenty, attracted a lot of girls I had to turn away because it made sex painful and awkward

>he would rather have big balls even though hair doesn't grow on steel
mfw

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Quite a bit but i went to the ER directly

a buddy of mine has the balls the size of big onions.

Dude how it possible i mean common