Let’s be fair, he would fuck up 95% of Jow Forums in a fight >375 deadstop bench @ 165 lbs >160 lb weighted pull-up and can do multiple one arm chins >did calisthenics and parkour for years >pulls 605 double overhand >has strong legs and doesn’t even train for it >has great work capacity and cardio
Bow down to your Manlet Overlord brahs
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November 11, 2018 - 00:36
November 11, 2018 - 00:37
Yeah, yeah I bet you'd be as strong as him if you weren't a lank
November 11, 2018 - 00:38
>needs a booster seat to reach the dinner table
November 11, 2018 - 00:40
NOPE. HE MOGS ME EVEN IN THE LIFTS I HAVE AN ADVANTAGE IN (MY WINGSPAN IS A FOOT LONGER THAN MY HEIGHT) BUT I'D STILL BE ABLE TO HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM, LMFAO HE CANT EVEN REACH MY CHEST
November 11, 2018 - 00:40
>height doesn't matter in a fight
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November 11, 2018 - 00:54
That’s like a 30 inch height difference alex is like 5 below normal
November 11, 2018 - 00:56
Height does not matter in a fight. I wrestled in college. The best were either two types Lanklets or bulldog immovable objects
November 11, 2018 - 00:57
he couldn't fuck me up in a fight, I'm a national title BJJ champ. Ask me for timestamps.
November 11, 2018 - 00:58
November 11, 2018 - 01:00
>tries to do some gay choke grapple shit on me >kick and shatter your testicles or punch you in the throat Heh nice try kid
November 11, 2018 - 01:02
So you got a national title in blowjobs?
November 11, 2018 - 01:04
November 11, 2018 - 01:05
lol fat fucks can't fight for shit dodge the first punch and the fattie just lost 50% of his stamina one punch on the nose and it's over
November 11, 2018 - 01:07
Muscle heads cant fight. One punch, blood flows, and they are tired.
November 11, 2018 - 01:08
November 11, 2018 - 01:11
>375 deadstop bench @ 165 lbs Not impressive at all
>160 lb weighted pull-up and can do multiple one arm chins Not impressive at his Bodyweight and size
>did calisthenics and parkour for years Not impressive
>pulls 605 double overhand No he didn't. He did it on a bent/cheating bar. He didn't do it on a legal normal bar. He did it on an illegal bar.
>has strong legs and doesn’t even train for it No he doesn't, he always wears pants lol
November 11, 2018 - 01:11
Who would win?
>Alex Or >one glass of cool lemonade
November 11, 2018 - 01:13
November 11, 2018 - 01:15
If he has 605 DL than you know that his isn't losing his grip
November 11, 2018 - 01:16
November 11, 2018 - 01:16
>calisthenics Alex's """"calisthenics"""" consisted of rolling around roof tops, and doing pushups on the floor of a canadian mcdonalds
November 11, 2018 - 01:17
>his best was a 585 sumo with straps +hitched at 186lbs bw
November 11, 2018 - 01:18
Yes but i could just put put my hand on his forehead to stop him while he punches the air cause he can't reach me
November 11, 2018 - 01:26
>implying I'm not 25 above normal
November 11, 2018 - 01:26
whats the lil guys name does he have a show or something in Turkey?
November 11, 2018 - 01:36