Let’s be fair, he would fuck up 95% of Jow Forums in a fight

Let’s be fair, he would fuck up 95% of Jow Forums in a fight
>375 deadstop bench @ 165 lbs
>160 lb weighted pull-up and can do multiple one arm chins
>did calisthenics and parkour for years
>pulls 605 double overhand
>has strong legs and doesn’t even train for it
>has great work capacity and cardio

Bow down to your Manlet Overlord brahs

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>4'9 WINGSPAN
>5'5

LOL.

Yeah, yeah
I bet you'd be as strong as him if you weren't a lank

>needs a booster seat to reach the dinner table

NOPE. HE MOGS ME EVEN IN THE LIFTS I HAVE AN ADVANTAGE IN (MY WINGSPAN IS A FOOT LONGER THAN MY HEIGHT) BUT I'D STILL BE ABLE TO HAVE MY WAY WITH HIM, LMFAO HE CANT EVEN REACH MY CHEST

>height doesn't matter in a fight

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That’s like a 30 inch height difference alex is like 5 below normal

Height does not matter in a fight.
I wrestled in college.
The best were either two types
Lanklets or bulldog immovable objects

he couldn't fuck me up in a fight, I'm a national title BJJ champ. Ask me for timestamps.

Lets see em faggot

>tries to do some gay choke grapple shit on me
>kick and shatter your testicles or punch you in the throat
Heh nice try kid

So you got a national title in blowjobs?

sorry I meant bbj*

lol fat fucks can't fight for shit
dodge the first punch and the fattie just lost 50% of his stamina
one punch on the nose and it's over

Muscle heads cant fight. One punch, blood flows, and they are tired.

How tf is op pic fat

>375 deadstop bench @ 165 lbs
Not impressive at all

>160 lb weighted pull-up and can do multiple one arm chins
Not impressive at his Bodyweight and size

>did calisthenics and parkour for years
Not impressive

>pulls 605 double overhand
No he didn't. He did it on a bent/cheating bar. He didn't do it on a legal normal bar. He did it on an illegal bar.

>has strong legs and doesn’t even train for it
No he doesn't, he always wears pants lol

Who would win?

>Alex
Or
>one glass of cool lemonade

Pussy bitch move

If he has 605 DL than you know that his isn't losing his grip

*5'2.5"
*4'5" wingspan

>calisthenics
Alex's """"calisthenics"""" consisted of rolling around roof tops, and doing pushups on the floor of a canadian mcdonalds

>his best was a 585 sumo with straps +hitched at 186lbs bw

Yes but i could just put put my hand on his forehead to stop him while he punches the air cause he can't reach me

>implying I'm not 25 above normal

whats the lil guys name does he have a show or something in Turkey?