Have you ever been mogged by a woman?

You sure are one angry little homosexual
I actually have a fit gf and she's not some nasty dog, I knew a varbie and she was a mess who turned 3 men gay, you're a faggot dude, admit it
keep coping, you know I'm right and you like manly bodies

I'm sure you have, Carter. What else goes on in that imagination of yours? I'm sure your fit gf loves to watch you stay home and masturbate to WWE wrestlers while shitposting on /asp/

ive had to ask women to open jar lids when i couldnt multiple times

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That's okay, user. Lids are hard to open. Maybe she could help you

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Before I started to try to become Jow Forums I was 5'9 skeli-mode. I finally realized something had to change after a girl literally picked me up off the ground.

Yes, by my cousin. She’s a 6’4 D1 college volleyball player. She’s nice as fuck, but she has the fattest ass and thicc thighs & widest hips I’ve ever seen in person. I’d literally do anything to nut inside of her haha gross

Does she live in London?

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p i c s

I've never been mogged ever.

She absolutely mogs this fridge

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>Slender men below 5'9"

What?

she wants a little guy she can rape

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i keep injuring my back and can only squat around 2 plates. some hot broad does the same amount but I have like 50 lbs on her so obv she's mogging me.
same for bouldering, some broads can do way harder stuff than me but shit has stopped as I'm getting better

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U mad lanklets?

quite the opposite, I'm the manlet king

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>ugly
>having such shitaste

It's male steroids that female body builders use you moron.

Learn some facts before you spout your bull.

I'm down

You can't be fucking serious. This has to be a or a man in disguise, there's no way my highest fantasy needs tinder to satisfy herself

She is into manlets

She's gonna have a big clit.

The picture is real, can't remember the name but the ad is fake and gay, some beta made about 4/5 of them

I once had to ask a 16-year-old girl to open a plastic bag for me. Sometimes when I'm buying apples etc., it can literally take minutes for me to get the bag open, all the while my spaghetti levels keep rising. I just can't master the technique.

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breasts look terrible with big pecs dont they

the absolute state of demcuck

Female power lifter at my gym lifts equal to or greater than me on most lifts. She wears a Tshirt that says “Lithuania power lifting championships 2017”

You just need to chill and take your time, there is no one watching you

What are her lifts

>315 for 6

bait

literally my fetish to have a giant amazon pawg that towers me and will give me NFL-tier sons

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I find this hot and attractive and would make babies with her
>mfw bearmode

ME ME ME ME IM 5'5 NOT SO SLENDER BUT I VOLUNTEER

Is she british?

my life has purpose now

h-hot

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based and redpilled

Rub it together in your hands then try to open the top

Yeah, by this girl who was very likely a gymnast or something in the school library.
I'm 6'6 and have a huge frame, so even though I'm skelly mode for my size, I mog everyone with clothes on and everyone that doesn't lift p seriously without.
This fucking woman was ~6ft, revealing shirt that showed off her p big arms and started doing a fucking handstand in that way only fureally flexible people can do in the middle of the library. She might not have mogged me externally, but I was internally hurt like I rarely am.

please give me 6-7

imagine how safe youd feel in her arms

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Pathetic.

As a 186cm manlet I've been height mogged by women quite a number of times. Feels bad man.

I’ve been mogged by D1 Volleyball players at my college. It’s pretty hot desu

imagine getting pegged by her clit

I just lick my fingers, fuck fiddling and fuck hygiene

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why she want the slenderman?

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>315 for 6

Pressing X to doubt.

press D to give her the D

Bahaha, imagine just having a strong woman dominate you, as a goof

Not mogged by muscles but by height.
I'm 5'11 and I went to the club with this 6' girl, and she wore some very tall high heels.
It was strange, when we danced my face was pretty much at the level of her tits.

time to start fasting

to rape them of course.

>I have a gym bro who is 5'7"
>We both hit the gym and do indoor rock climbing
>We were at a club one night last year
>He's got a few drinks in him
>Starts chatting up this girl that had to be at least 6'3"
>Asking her about what she does, if she played sports, etc. just casual talk.
>Then he points at her body while looking her up and down and gives a single eye brow bounce.
>"You know, i like to climb!"
>Awkward silence
>She checks her phone
>Ah, i gotta go.

Me and the rest of my buddies have never let him hear the end of that one.
>

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>please give me 6-7
>BLESSED

Patrician taste friendpal

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Tall girls (180+) often have a big complex over their height.
This poor dude just said the worst thing he could say, but hey, not everyone has tact over these things.
>girl feels bad at a party
>one of our friends, ultra beta, mans up and tries to confort her
>they talk for a 20 seconds and we hear the girl say
>"You know what ? These were the worst words you could have said to me right now. Please don't talk to me."

pls

>be me, 18
>senior prom
>trying to make a statement
>decide to ask 6’3” volleyball player, pretty cute 8/10, good body just half a foot taller than me
>go in without a plan at lunch one day
>ask her what she’s doing for prom, she says nothing, I ask if she wants to go with me, feels kind of forced, feel it failing
>okay joke time pls no autism
>“I mean, if I can squeeze into a pair of 4 inch heels, what’s that put us at, 3 inch height difference? Not so bad, right?”
>she laughs, says yes
>holymolythatworked.jpeg
>pick her up night of
>she’s in 4 inch heels
>pictures are a little difficult considering I’m up barely up to her neck
>head is literally almost at tit level
>once she takes her shoes off to dance things get a little less awkward
>try to do one of that thing where you spin the chick around
>end up elbowing her in the face
>can tell everyone’s looking at us the whole night
>after party is at the beach parking lot
>getting beers from buddies trunk, date is chatting with everyone else
>other buddy is at the beer case
>“dude so I have to ask, what’s with the fucking amazon for a date? You got a kink for it or something?”
>look at date, look back at buddy
>“sure to all the guys there I looked like some kind of half man, but every girl in there must have thought I was the bravest, most confident man in the world.”
>buddy is quiet for a second
>“Yeah but anyone could have asked her, shit, I could have”
>“Then why didn’t you”
>quiet
>“Because she intimidated you”
>walk away with handful of beers
>take amazon woman back to car and fuck her brains out while everyone can see the windows fogging up
The amount of respect you get from other people by dating a woman who’s physically larger than you but remaining dominant in the relationship is ridiculous.

Getting a lovely kiss by a muscle godess, who gives her best to help you reach new physical heights.

Fagott on a mongolian throatsinging board is so insecure to call it mogged.

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Every girl im with got bigger legs than me, its so fucking funny actually

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*ding ding ding*
Gentlemen. May I have your attention, please. This image is just more proof that alcohol is the ultimate gain killer. Also, all women are whores and are therefore unable to mog anyone of worth

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>tfw twink mode but look good and have lots of money
>tfw can get all sorts of gfs but i want a stacy wheyfu

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How does one acquire a muscle mommy gf?

>Lutheran

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Where do they grow these Amazons? I want to go there.

>315lbs bench for 6
>woman
At least her/him arm has some good look.

No, but my training buddy is 46 years old, 5ft 6, 69kg of muscle, she can bench her body weight, do 10 strick pull-ups with +10kg and squat her body weight and a bit.

She moggs most of the guys in the gym, I watch them watching her when she trains - very entertaining.

Her back looks like a topographical map of Utah!

Rolls

gay and soipilled

Do I have a choice in this because I wouldn’t go back to my old girl

Yes. I was in ok shape, hadn’t been in a gym in years. Met a girl on tinder with 10/10 body, 6.5/10 face. She was former army and current CrossFit gym owner/coach. We met at a bar, got sauced, bj in my car and fucked at her place.
She was a total freak in bed and her body was just fuckin ripped. Not really my jam looks wise but it was a good time.

not me but varbies btfo
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this picture is strangely pleasant to look at, dunno why, dude's looking alright, the girl has a decent jawline and her muscles just add to it, even though i'm not into wheyfus

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There was a girl in my gym who snatched my 1RM for reps.
Was as girly as it gets too.

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me on the left

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me in the back

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me in this parallel universe

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Me on the bottom

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And here we see the standard DYEL soi user response when confronted with a woman that makes him insecure, i.e literally anyone

god I wish that were me

story of my life when i was in spain for holiday and hooked up with a 189 tall girl
>am 166

> he doesn't do 5dead
> he's probably a Tom, dick, or, Stanley
> he probably doesn't have every inch of his chest covered in hair
> cant one hand deadlift 3 petite women on a bench
You're never gonna make it op you twink

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good line though

I wish
>tfw no gf to gently dominate me

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Where do I find one of these?