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/fraud/ - no more shitty OPs made by mouthbreathers edition

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Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

And most importantly,

NO SOURCE TALK (This isn't up for debate, you will be banned)

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gayest op ever

Why does it hurt when I pee?

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Random fat 35yo guy here.

I did 2 cycles when I was 23, one in the summer and one in the winter and I kept most of my gains and stayed lean for about 3 years.

What would be a good thing for me to do as far as far as body recomp? I would like to do some kind of cycle or get on gear and come out of losing this extra 60lbs pretty ripped. It does not have to happen tomorrow but I don't feel like spending a year losing 1lb/week then half a year bulking then another 3 months cutting back down to get into natty shape.

what do

Currently cruising test e 250mg e5d and thinking of adding 400 mg mast e5d for some amount of time. Should I up my test dose as well or is 250 enough in conjunction with the mast?

Can anyone recommend me some of the gayest anime they know?

> fat 35 year old who used juice in the past

Did you not learn that roids don't keep you from becoming a fat ass? You're clearly lazy and undisciplined.

With that said, testosterone decline at your age is normal. Get on 150-200mg per week for health and fat loss gains.

pin e3d pussy.

I will if you tell me whether I should increase test to account for the mast.

but that's gay

I respond better with lower test. High test makes me feel like complete bloated shit so I’ll usually start with them about equal and then slowly drop the test to 3-400mg per week

what u think? u got a STD bro. gotta catch em all

and to add: STDs are no fun. I had hepatitis C and at that time I had only banged two non-slutty, cute girls. moral of the story is: women are insanely disease ridden. no condom = no sex, period.

Anyone here who regrets ever having started with roids?

Not trolling, genuinely curious.

>fraud
>reddit
>"u wull be banned"
Jesus this is peak faggotry. Fucking go back you mentally ill faggot.

Yep

Why?

Just increased body dysmorphia.
I think i regret even ever working out to begin with.
One of Dom mazettis old videos he says something like "the day you started lifting is the day youre forever small".

Roids is that all over again, you start to mog people you know, then people you dont know but youre never big enough.
Pisses me off.

Apart from that nah roids are great.

Yes. I would have made pretty good progress in the time I frauded as a natty. Quitting frauds and reaching that natty point now would take many years.

>Did you not learn that roids don't keep you from becoming a fat ass? You're clearly lazy and undisciplined.
pretty clear that is obvious bro, pretty clear I never stated i thought injecting roids in my early 20s would stop me from becoming fat 10-15 years later

Don't worry you will die with your abs showing with never a lapse in willpower

>tfw reached the point where i'm not ready to start roiding but also don't want to keep on lifting as a natty because the gains are so small

what do i do

Prostate cancer ? :)

No, old fat fuck. My willpower won’t be broken like yours. I’ll havs to become diseased to stop and even then, I’ll keep going but my goals will slightly change. How does it feel to give up on what you wanted? I imagine you started steroids for a particular reason, but quickly realized it would take a COMPLETE LIFESTYLE change to get what you wanted? You weren’t down for that so you dropped everything and became a normal fatty,

I’d rather die with my abs showing then live a life of COPE.

How many years have you been lifting naturally? Just realize bodybuilding isn’t for you.

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>How many years have you been lifting naturally?
Close to 5 years. Just feels so demotivating to barely get any new gains, now.

ok cool good for you bro

I on the other hand need to get back in shape. The only reason I stated i had used roids to good effect for years before is to let you guys know that I am aware that roids are not just magic. I am aware of what I will have to do in the gym and with my diet and I am looking to roid while cutting because obvious reasons.

What about tren

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My parents and both of my brothers are obese. I’ve spent a lot of time and energy trying to save them, but to no noticable effect. I’ve given up on them.

I still haven’t fully forgiven my parents for raising me to be a fat shit as I still struggle with bad eating habits and body image, eventually leading me to fraud and become a juicy fuck.

How do I forgive them and love them for who they are, regardless of their choices and complete ignorance of their unhealthy lifestyles?

Well then try a test cycle or something. No one is holding you back from taking a leap.

Tren is the strongest steroid and will usually give harsh side effects. I recommend test and masteron. Never used tren before.

Just thank them for their big bones lmao. You don’t have to love your parents but you can just move on from it. Post juicy body

>Well then try a test cycle or something. No one is holding you back from taking a leap.
I kinda want to but i just don't have anyone that can supply me with roids. I'm also not subtly trying to ask for sources either, i know where to look for online sources but i'd prefer to not order them online. I live in Belgium and have heard/read stories about people easily getting into legal trouble when they ordered online.

>Tren is the strongest steroid and will usually give harsh side effects. I recommend test and masteron. Never used tren before.
ok cool, I know there may be no solution for this but when I roided before i was massively horny and i don't have a gf right now, i wonder if there is a compound or thing i could do that would not increase libido?

Guys I wanna roid. Can you guys share some experience and knowledge on how to get it?
I'm not talking about source talk, just does it get delivered at your adress? Do you meet up with someone and pick it up on the street like drug deals or something?
Help a brother out

Boku no Pico is pretty gay

Thank you. But then? How do you get a hold of it in your hands though? It seems pretty dumb to post personal information when buying something that's illegal

that's illegal and there is tons of hurtcore child pornography

Oh it’s not that bad. Had the clap once, panicked and ran to the doctors. Put me on antibiotics and in a week was fine.
Currently at the doctors office right now after 6 years of a clean dick because I feel like I’ve been pissing glass, and yes I’ve been a dirty debaucherous manwhore.

I’ll be here again In a few years probably when this place finally collapses my will power and I’m getting UTIs from anally dicking traps. Fighting the good fight until then.
I wish I could be smarter and use condoms but my dick goes limp the moment it even touches it. Condoms suck mang.
Have lots of sex whenever you can in this short life anons.

>I’m getting UTIs from anally dicking traps
jerry is that you?

Use google or something Jesus Christ you are a lazy faggot.

Is it true you get a permanent boost if you do one cycle then never do one again?

t. coping beta natty hoping to get an advantage while competing in life against other beta nattys

Kill yourself scared cuck

I play sports and get tested

All I get is ''medical evidence'' that taking steroids will fuck you up and that it's bad. I'd rather ask it to the people who actually use it themselves and who'll give you a fair answer and

Steroids can fuck you up if you abuse them, just like alcohol or recreational drugs can.

Stop asking where/how you get them. Figure it out yourself

I said I’m GOING TO, maybe.
Not yet, trying to fight that urge but I am failing.

My bad, should have read more carefully. But I feel you on the condom thing, once my dick realizes it's getting the sheathe it's like trying to shove a super soft pillow into a slightly too small pillow case. It's just not gonna happen.

I have the same fucking problem. The base of my dick is like 6.5 inches girth and condoms literally turn it purple. Can’t use them without completely going soft

>mfw I have to wear a condom

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1500-2000mg of testosterone*

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5 FUCKING SCOOPS GODDAMMIT

>Tren is the strongest steroid and will usually give harsh side effects.
I have really been doubting this lately and this comes from someone that loves Tren.
It'll let you keep all the mass and dry you out but other then that there are better builders.

It has the strongest anabolic to androgenic ratio though. If you want to get specific, the oral Halotestin is probably the most toxic and strongest thing you can take lol

We need one of those iceberg memes with layers for steroids

Quints get

And we all know that while the ratio can be a nice indicator it means jack shit at the end of the day.

DMN is 136x more anabolic then test for example.

How prevalent is roiding? Not among the weightlifting community but among people who actually look like they lift

I'm a DYEL so no idea

old enough to do what you want. test+hgh is great for 30+

just copy the wiki into pastebin if it helps your ego

regret not starting sooner, started with 27 now 30

is there a story behind that pic? seen it a log recently

sup, how is your life going? got your shit together and not so poor anymore?

there are different sizes you know?

i wouldnt search for one but if it looks female enought to only realise it when cloth come off.. well guess anal it is then

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True. DNP is stronger than clen from what I understand too so I guess it depends on the person. 500mg Test might affect someone differently than me.

I just don’t wear them. Fuck condoms. Deca is my birth control

antidepressents are a great way to kill libido. as far as steroids go, i only could kill my boner but not my libido.
being horny as fuck and not getting hard to wank is shit, cant recommend.

did you had a spermiogram while on deca? even though my balls are basically dead since 8years and blasting deca i still got enough active swimmers. should finaly get a vasectomie

Shit should I empty out my MT-MDN or just go Adrol as the kickstarter for my blast?

very very prevalent.

in a gym full of dudes who look like they lift, probably minimum of half are on roids, sometimes much more.

Nah haven’t got one of those. I’m pretty good about pulling out and only blast in my gf ass.
I’ll get one of those some day.

Fuck it adrol

At least half, depending on the gym. Planet fitness maybe 5%.

I live by DC

Most guys here get 200 mg of test c legally from anti-aging clinics who just don't give a fuck

this is actually enough to gain like 20 lbs of muscle more than natty limit, so you see 40 yr old guys who are very jacked

Why not both. Let's get hugeeeeeee

Up everything. Use all them fckkng ammo

Yeah adrol sounds solid

muh liver.
Maybe I'll just low dose the mt-dmn with slin pins.

Might as well go 1g test 800mg deca lmao

Dyel at my gym proudly tells me everyday how he followed my advice and feels the effectiveness of it.

It's feels like my son

That liver also needs to get big. Cmonnn

Take everything or take nothing

ALL THE TREN IT IS

Been lifting natty for 2 years (4-5 times a week) and 2 years before that (noob mode. Went maybe three times a week without knowing what i was doing)

I’m 25, Iv tried a SARM like LgD, but I was seriously unimpressed. I know you guys hate that shit but I’m just saying I took it before without the results I really wanted. Iv mostly been turned off to pinning cause I’m not interested in the a mild chance of my hairline receding.

If my hair isn’t thinning and I got a solid hairline at 25, what do you guys think the chances are Il start losing it? I know hair loss is genetic, but It looks like my hair ain’t going anywhere if I stay natty.
I wanna pin so badly, I wanna finally take my body to the next level, I’m tired of it and I just need some love.

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I know a lot of 40 year old guys at my primary gym on tren lmao they don’t give a fuck but you can tell all the gear they’re running because they’re wrinkley and red as fuck

Do guys come up and ask you for tips at the gym? I’ve only had it happen a few times but haven’t talked to those guys again. Noticed they keep looking the same month after month

>sup, how is your life going?
Very good, got a new job in a new city and I love it. Honestly I've never been happier.
>got your shit together and not so poor anymore?
New job pays way more, even with rent included. So yeah I'm doing pretty good.

Is it the weird af guy you talked about a while ago?

Yes but indeed they all still look the same. I also have woman asking me for advice but they all have a hard time with dieting.

I thought you were dead

No he's only creeping on my from a distance. This is the dyel the other is just a fat somalian

Glad cruise is almost over, I miss me some mast

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Mirin chest and waist

For some reason black women love me lmao the one who cuts my hair wants a “personal training session” that Im not sure if my gf would be cool with lololol

You look good. Height and weight?

Have any of you guys tried test 400? I was thinking of ordering some more gear and my source has a special on. It’s better value than the 250 and I was thinking of upping the dose to about 750/week, so pinning twice with the 400 seems like the obvious thing to do but I never really hear anything other than 250 being mentioned round here

1.86m
98kg

Mirin. I think wider shoulders would complete your upper body

Black people mire muscles more than white people.

White woman mostly care about height and face.

That's why JM can compensate with muscles

I think generically a black woman would be more loyal to a white man than a white woman would be to a white or black man.

Why do they care about muscles so much? Because African history and ancestory needed strength and primal skills to survive. They see us as guys who can dominate and keep them safe.

>mfw when the fat 7/11 cashier says I'm sexy

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I was dead. I came back to life after I was resurrected by Sonic's kiss.

It was weird.

Depends if she already tasted the BBC.

Maybe because they're still in thinking from that primate point of view. Bigger is stronger = higher chance of survival. Look at the silver back. The biggest and strongest get all the pussy

1st week of test 250/deca 400, i notice no real difference aside from one. Been eating a lot more, and at the start of this second week desu i feel like i look leaner. Is that possible? I thought deca would give me moonface but its also probably too early to tell.

I think BBC is a fetish. Imagine being black and not packing anything lmao at that point you’re failing the social norm and should off yourself. If you can make your girl orgasm with just using dick, you’re fine.

They must still have that thinking since muscular guys appeal to them. If my current relationship doesn’t work out for some crazy reason, I will only date a black woman next. Do you crave different pussy though? I’m happy with my girl she satisfies me in every sexual way.

Deca doesn’t really shine until week 6 or 7. I’m on 7 now and am noticing a lot of thickness showing.

Thickness or thiccness

This is a real question.

Ay there’s a couple of us here. Moco?

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THICCCCCCCNESSS GODDDAMIT

450 test e
350 deca

Throwing in epistane soon 40mg day

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If you look at the statistics you can see they have the the biggest in Nigeria etc.

I think we all crave that. We are men after all. My gf even watched porn to upgrade her.skills in bed. I cannot complain

damn, perfect body

> it has the strongest anabolic to androgenic ratio

You're literally just saying words here, anabolic rating is how much it should promote increases in muscle mass, androgenic rating is how much it affects and promotes masculine features. The ratio of the two has no bearing on how "strong" a steroid is, it's used to give an idea about the effectiveness vs. How many side effects you get. You sound like a bot that has just scooped up and regurgitated some terms it's found on steroid forums.

Great body ruined by degeneracy

For some reason I never have. Idk maybe it’s because I lost my virginity to a girl I was in love with and sex after that didn’t mean anything to me unless feelings were involved. I couldn’t imagine getting some bitch I didn’t care about pregnant.

What’s the biggest though? 8-9 inches average for them? A black girl could easily get off with a 6-7 inch dick even after taking Tyrone’s 12 incher. I’ll spend 20 minutes on foreplay to get her soaking wet

This is your first gf? Of course you can get her pregnant just fuck her and cum inside her. Why should there any feelings be involved for that Lmao

I Dunno you can check it out

>take mast
>go bald but don't get any sweet beard and body hair gains

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Nah that was with my first gf. Had a couple of quick flings with other girls and it wasn’t the same.

sounds great i am proud of you

250is the standard dosage, you can put more in 1ml oil but then you need more stabilisers which also increases the risk of pip and oil crashing. my source also got 500 per ml but warns everyone that that might hurt like hell

perfect everything

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My source sells 250mg test e and 250mg test c blend, should this hurt like hell as well?

The carrier oil they use is amazing, not even dhb hurts.

It isn't the pinning itself that causes it but the hormonal disbalance.

On a reasonable dose of test, you won't thin or shed. I haven't had a drop of it, but then again I've got a head full of hair and my dad is just starting to thin a bit at 50

Lol. Roiding for this?
You are a tiny fuck.
Dont ever give advice on here again you dyel faggot

>sounds great i am proud of you
Thanks dad

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i only know the homebrew basics, cant tell you what you want to know. best just try it.

like the son i always not wanted and never had. i love you

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Cheers for that. I didn’t think about the PIP but now you mention it reminded me that I’ve head something similar before. He also has a pretty good deal on the regular 250 so might just get extra and pin three times a week