How to get wetdreams

>45 days no porn
>30 days nofap
>no wet dreams whatsoever
I did have a dream about porn, one about fapping to porn (felt bad), another one where I got a bj and nutted in the mouth of a girl I like. None of them even gave me boner when i woke up
Am I low test ???

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i usually have wet dreams within 3 days if i try to nofap, although i have been having nofood dreams

>on omad
>have dreams every other day about me eating outside of eating window
>feel great disappointment in self, feel like a total fatty
>wake up relieved

if smoke weed stop, you'll get them.

Lmao had the same experience except it was me breaking no fap.
But I always need a few minute before I realize that was just a dream.
You know like when you dream you got that perfect GF and you wake up vitalized and profoundly happy.
Then you begin to wonder why you are so happy nd you realize that is because you now have a gf.
Then the shattering reality sets in as you realiae that was just a dream and this anchor you call reality drag you down once more.... hehe
Dreams are a funny thing

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Used to. Now it s like once a week. I have nearly finished my ounce so I guess I ll completly abstain now

Go to a public place with lots of young sporty girls doing exercise and stare at their asses and tits whole day.

Does it works ? It'll just get him blue ballz

>do nofap for 3 days
>already dreaming about fucking my ex classmate who is a druggie
Fuck

I already have a hard time recounting my dreams

they're overrated anyways
causes me to wake up in the middle of the night
if you want to be smart about it you grab something to shove under the sheets to stop it seeping into the mattress
have to adjust your position now to avoid the wet spot
should do laundry later too...
>t. birthday suit sleeper

Everytime I get wet dreams it involves dudes, sometimes I'm kissing some guy in a bathroom, other times I'm railing a twink in the bum. How do I fucking stop this shit?
I'm not fucking gay I swear, help me Jow Forums.

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Sleep on your belly, I'm on no fap as well. Although for me having wet dreams is fairly easy when on no fap, on October I had 3, 2 of them in the same night, it was fun until I had to wake up mid night to change underwear. On November I had one, because I slept on my belly, which forced a wet dream because of the bed to dick friction. Try it a few nights.

me
yo, I had this happen to me once, woke up confused af.

Don't know man, I get a wet dream after like 1 and a half weeks max.
My body just needs to discharge.

I don't think i'll be able to sleep on my stomach
But yeah I heard it helps.
I also sleep naked i'll try a tight boxer for more friction
I just want to try it one time

I've never had a wet dream in my life (I'm 25). Even when I did nofap for a month I didn't have one. What's wrong with me?

Did you ever wake up with messy wet/crusty under wear(large stains)?

>be me
>7 days no fap
>wet dream
>jizz my entire bed
what did you dream about user?
>I dreamed I stuck the dick in a phone book

Not even in dreams I get laid

Are you me? My dreams are always in rotation and there's always a recurring theme which is all of them are about me fucking my unrequited love/crushes. It hurts to wake up

my wet dreams are never good and leave me confused most of the time

>female roommate and I are naked
>she rubs her feet on my face and i cum
>not attracted to her or feet at all
what does it mean bros

me
I also use boxer briefs, that probably helps to.
I just remember how I got wet dreams other nights: If you can't sleep on stomach have a long pillow between your legs, so it creates friction in your crotch area. I have two identical pillows, one for my head and another one for whatever it is.
>Pic related is pillow and cat's butt for scale.
Tldr: if can't sleep on belly, then pillow between legs.

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same here
2 dreams in last week about fucking recent ex, both extremely hot
last night i dreamed my other ex was somehow a twin and they were both grabbing my dick and going to fuck me... then my phone buzzed and i woke up.
so fucking pissed that i woke up, it would have been incredible

You're a homosex user.
Enjoy your traps.

My wet dreams:
>Put benis in vagina
>0-2 pumps
>Cumed har
Sometimes I cum even before aligning it properly.

sleeping on your belly long term can cause spine issues, my man don't do this

>Wanting to wet dream

You guys will never make it having your weird fantasies, you literally wake up with bunch of cum everywhere that you have to clean, and you feel pathetic

Tried nonut for 10 days and wet dreamed, worst shit ever

I know, but it's just so comfy. When I get a job (student) I buy a special bed with a hole in the middle, and lumbar support.

I fucked up and watched porn guys, I didn't touch my dick tho. Does this count as a no fap november fail?

ive never had a wet dream in my life i think is this bad? i am 20

>how do I get bet my subconsciousness to jack me off?
the absolute state of no-fappers

It means that you are attracted to your roommate and that you have a foot fetish.

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Technically no, but deep down, you know that from now on, you are a failure I all of your life's aspects.

Jokes aside, porn is more dangerous than masturbation by itself.

Why tho ? I never had one in my life and wanted to try. Beside if what shekelstein says is true I need to evacuate some of that seed

I normally get them on day 4 or 5 without fail.
But I'm recovering from a frenuloplasty and had very low libido for the first week, not hard when you've see blood dripping from your dick.
Past week though, I've had 3 different nights when I've woken up right on the verge of jizzing. It's weird, I always wake up at least since past being a teenager as I cum from a dream but these times I've been able to realise it and stop myself. Do people have them without realising?
Try to think about sex as you're falling asleep or throughout the day I guess, so it's there in your mind for dreams.

>Be me
>Wet dream in process
>Making out with nice bodied girl, feel really excited
>Start removing clothes from girl
>Wtf your shoulders are hairy
>Look at grills face
>It is my best dude friend with hairy shoulders
>Freak the fuck out and wake up feeling like I'm about to get a hearth attack
No more no fap for me thanks

idk brah i did nofap for 2 weeks and got one for the first time in my life
then some time later i did nofap for a week and got one again
just do it lol

haha yeah I've never had this happen lol that's fucking pathetic haha

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wet dreams are what happens when Susie visits you at night

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>masturbate constantly
>have super secxual dreams every night, but can’t cum in them
>wake up with a sad boner and immediately jerk it
Why bros?

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I've never had wet dreams, even as a teenager with no internet and no porn access. The thing that bothers me the most is that I haven't had a morning wood in probably 10 years. I'm 25 ffs

I had a dream that their was this little tiny furry creature with a fat cock and it was jerking off and i caught all of the cum and swallowed it in my mouth i'm not even gay is this normal?

I'm in the same boat user.

i remember in highschool i had the sweetest dream where me and my crush were together and i woke up crying because i was so happy
then i felt like complete garbage
ive hated nice dreams since that day

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Try phenibut in larger doses (3-5g) some hours before you sleep.
You get the most vivid and pleasurable dreams from it.
The other day, I had a dream that I was chilling with some bitch and she started sucking my toe (weird but whatever).
It all felt super real, the sensations, smells, everything. I could feel the moistness of her mouth and her tounge swirling around.
It almost felt like getting my dick sucked it was so good. I woke up from my own moaning and it turned out that my toe had slipped out of the covers which caused the sensation.
My whole body was in a blissful state, almost like a low dose of ecstasy. I went "fuck it imma go back to sleep and see where this goes".
As soon as I was back asleep the nice dreams continued, within the same setting (a hotel or hostel of sorts).
I met a girl I used to bang. We chatted for a bit, I touched her hips, ass etc. felt her boobs pressed against me, I could literally smell her perfume it was so fucking vivid, like she was literally there with me.
If I had a sex dream on that stuff, I would cum for sure.
I almost came from the toe sucking thing.

>have extremely vivid dream about fucking my high school gf who I haven't seen in 5 years raw and cumming on her face and wake up feeling super guilty
>the next night have a dream about sucking dick
>not even doing nofap

>vivid dream about fucking my friends mother

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>wet dream in process
>begin the sex having
>kissing girl with eyes closed
>suddenly her mouth feels wrong
>open eyes- I'm having sex with the chattering teeth cenobite from Hellraiser
>try to pull out but it keeps on raping me and forcing its mouth into mine
>don't even cum
Is it really worth the superpowers?

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Oh I know what you mean
You mean those dreams where you meet a girl who, despite her flaws, feels perfect in every way?
One where you really truly feel love unlike anything you've felt while awake?
One where you feel like there's someone that really truly loves you back?
One where you rapidly picture your whole life together, getting married and having kids, moving out to the countryside in a nice brick house that you built by hand?
One where you take your kids out camping only for it to rain, so you come home and find that your wife has made fresh bread and a delicious hot meal for you just in case?
One where your friend sprints across a field just to tell you to wake up because you're gonna be late for class?
One where you wake up and realize that you don't have class that day?
Haha yeah... funny

NO ONE CUMS LIKE GASTON

you made me cum, user

No fap has nothing whatsoever to do with fitness and the threads should be banned.

But Gaston is ripped af because of no fap because belle is his only love.

>ZMA
>have to jack off everyday to avoid wet dreams
>still wake up with a wet cock
>feel horny throughout the day = gooey cock when i go for a piss
>jizz buckets now
>sleep way better

Take the ZMA meme pill

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I once drunkenly made out with some fat chick in front of a club.
I'd imagine kissing the Chatterer would feel quite similiar lol
Bitch tried to eat me

i go to sleep with messy wet/crusty underwear

plowing twink ass is not gay
they want to be a bottom bitch and accept cock, and who are you or I do deny them

>had a falling out with bf
>dream about him hate fucking my ass until I'm a sloppy mess
>wake up in a pool of sweat and cum
Try that

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Anyone else get erections before they fall asleep?
This has been happening since I was in Grade 3 (8-9 years old) and I'm 23 now. It happens every night, without fail. Even if I'm napping during the day, or falling asleep in a car or whatever. My eyes get heavy, I feel dozy, then I pop a hard on for about 5 min or so, and then it's lights out.
And I'm not talking about some half was erection. I mean a full-on, throbbing one. I don't even have to be thinking about anything sexual either, it just happens

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Dude wtf i just had a wet dream last night were some random guy i didn't know was fucking me in the ass and i was moaning like a bitch. I'm not gay, i am doing Nofap november actually day 16 for me.

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It felt good, didn't it?

you both need to kill yourselves

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i always get wet dreams, and nothing seems to make it any more or less frequent. it fucking sucks.
not even high test btw

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT WET DREAMS

i honestly dont even need to masturbate, but do it on the weekend and one time during the week specifically to prevent them. getting wet dreams is fucking horrible. waking up at 2 am covered in cum, having to stumble out of bed to get clean underwear from the drawer and get to the bathroom to clean yourself off with ice cold water then stumble back to bed and cant even sleep

>a week into nofap
>start looking at porn on phone while dreaming
>think "no, i cant do this, its november"
>wake up

fuck

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How is this different than just eating foods with zinc, magnesium?

Does this shit make you wanna puke like zinc does?

i DON'T want wet dreams. they're the bane of my existence. i used to masturbate every day and i'd still get them.
i just want the bullshit to END!

You’ll desensitize to zma
I remember that stuff too

How the fuck do I stop my wet dreams? They make it awkward to room with gals, not to mention mine are fucking terrifying.

>Sitting in a lounge chair sipping whisky like the cool dude I am
>Tastes like fish for some reason
>Take notice of a nearby stage with a girl in a skintight dress on it
>Woman on the stage has just one massive eye that by all rights should take up the complete volume of her head.
>Weeping uncontrollably, noisily sobbing, looking right at me
>Produces a knife and begins cutting herself with incredible difficulty
>Act chill, but this is turning me on and frightening me at the same time
>She continues, crying harder and cutting deeper, still looking right at me as if waiting for a response
>blood fucking everywhere, blood all over her massive eye
>Starts staggering around, drunk-like
>Falls off the stage, on a collision course for my chair screaming out in physical and emotional pain
>Wake up with jizz all over my sheets right before she hits

Unironically, wake me up inside

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Was she stabbing her eye?