Finally migrating from Jow Forums to /lit/

Jow Forums

actually call a black guy a nigger in real life and beat him

1/2/3/4 is just want normies think Jow Forums wants to achieve. To become the ultumate Jow Forumsizen, you must fully transition to a woman and start a cosplay patreon to support your /PLG/ goals

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Gravity's Rainbow/Finnegan's Wake/Infinite Jest/Caddyshack

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You joke but that is literally why I browse Jow Forums

>/sci/
>complete your math PhD and get a 300k salary any job you want

/lgbt/

you only live once, why not be both chad and Stacy in the same lifetime?

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r9k: lose your virginity to a female who loves you
Who am I kidding tho, that’s this entire websites 1/2/3/4

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>/mu/
>make a 5x5 last. fm collage with no /mu/core artists/albums in it

Is /sci/ still complete dogshit? I used to go on there before I dropped college and it was the biggest most cynical fedora tipping shitfest on this website

i think it's just turned into an engineering-bashing board with the occasional thread where they all show their $100 pencils and lead.

Delete that picture please it hurts

Why not go /fitlit/?

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lol good luck

I've hit 1/2/3/4 and my upper body still looks shit

Megsquats is the hottest ugly girl I’ve seen

OP here. i will stay in maintainance mode of course. no need to go further though. i am right in the middle between a DYEL and a roid monkey, which is perfect for me and my self-worth. time for the mind now, my body is just one pillar on my journey to god

No

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You made it bro :)

Remember Zyzz, and remember how he came back to let us know we are all going to make it.

So don't be a stranger, DYELs need someone to look up to.

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That's funny, I switched from /lit/ to Jow Forums three years ago.
Perhaps reading 100 books (but only good ones) in one year, and writing 54 poems, 12 short stories, one book.

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here's a suggestion, if you're reading you might as well learn a new language while you're at it, otherwise you aren't maxing your efficiency. I never read a book till I was 18, just bs'd my way through school. But I wanted to learn arabic so I learned the alphabet and all the basic grammar and shit then I picked up thousand and one nights and read it, translating the words i didn't know. Bam now when I go to some arab country I'll know how to read their shitty language.

also I realised that girls really like french so im reading balzac now

>1/2/3/4
>Years
PATHETIC

its really easy dude, i did it on my 3rd try simply because my wifi drivers kept crashing for some reason on my laptop

not him, but, its pretty fucking hard to hit 1/2/3/4 if you start as a skinnyfat 16 year old who never lifted anything above a 5kg dumbell and passes out @ 3.5 on the beep-test

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Good genetics. Her big lifts are making her bald, should have been a housewife and had strong-jawed children.

Looks like she's been anorexic

>He didn't read while on his way to 1/2/3/4
Better start catching up.

more like finna' get woke

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>Picking /lit/ over /sci/

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>t.neither a /lit/ , /sci/ or is a pseud

>/v/'s 1/2/3/4
>playing video games
>/n/
>it varies: riding a bike for 4+ miles, being an actual pilot, going on the Shinkansen
>/a/
>having a taste in anime

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shinkansen is the biggest meme, ive been on 3 and they all just feel the same as a train with a bit more smoothness interms of how bumpy the tracks feel, thats it

>tfw still in the green.
feelsgoodman

You aren't very bright, are you?

It's a bunch of freshman stem students larping as experts. Just a quick look into the engineering general thread made me never want to come back.

you mean >/a/
>actually fucking your sister

>/anypornboard/
>stumbling upon the image/video you saw once 5 years ago & have been looking for ever since

>self doubt
>hatred

Well you'll definitely fit in well with /lit/

Read it

Yep, very early investor in bitcoin

I've installed gentoo

Yep

Read them all

Working towards my PhD in Medical Physics currently

Lost my virginity to a girl who loved me when I was 17

Yep, read over 150 books last year

This, i dont know why people are posting other bs

That just sounds mean :(

What is the purpose of your post

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I went through the list of what people were saying was the equivalent of 1/2/3/4/ and checked whether or not I'd achieved them, y u mad tho?

I literally just went to /lit for the first time after reading fpbp. Place is creepy, desu.

checked God bless

>/mu/
>listen to Trout Mask Replica start to finish

>/a/
Nitpicking on Eva

Mega definitely does PEDs

Based

>/x/
>spiritual awakening
or
>successfully hunt a skinwalker or at least laarp hard enough to make some faggots believe you

that being said /x/ is actually a pretty cool board

Jow Forums
>Understanding that wallowing in an echo chamber of self pity is actually bad for your mental health and choosing to seek professional help.

Pretty sure /lit/'s 1/2/3/4 is writing something worthwhile

No. It's successfully summon a succubus and fuck her

That feel when nosis

/n/ building up a gravel meme bike that no one in the /pybt/ makes fun of.

>i reached 1/2/3/4 today

Congrats. So, i always wondered, when you get your qt.3 14 gf after you reach 1/2/3/4? Do you have to apply a form first or does she arrive by mail?

based
cringe

“Big lifts”

My gym presented me with mine after I completed the rep, and she even helped me wash my back when I showered after.
She was all coy and cute and blushed and asked if I needed help because my back is so wide and thick.

What's the achievement for/k/?

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what does 1/2/3/4 mean I'm new

/o/
>engine swap

Why /lit/?
They are a bunch of pretentious assholes posting memes and recommendations from my high school mandatory reading list and calling each other plebs. You would be better off reading some actual books instead of wasting time there.

60kg overhead press
100 kg bench press
140kg squat
180kg deadlift

Refers to number of plates on each side. So 1 plate is 20kg, on both sides it's 40kg. Add the bar which is 20 and you get 60kg for a 1 plate lift.

3x5

/ic/ - get hired as a concept artist
Jow Forums - install gentoo, finish SICP

>I never read a book till I was 18, just bs'd my way through school.
>expecting anyone to take anything you say seriously

/mu/
master an instrument

ah thx m8

over 500m

damn zyzz looks like a twink to me now

Finally moving from /v/ to /vg/

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That's how you hit rock bottom user

Jow Forums
>kill ATF member who then proceeds to turn into skinwalker

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/co/
>fucking with a writer

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based food/girl poster

>/ic/ get hired as a concept artist OR get big enough on twitter to sustain yourself via patreon and commissions

if i tried defending myself from that i'd just come across gay nice try though

/lit/ is more like

>Comprehension of presocratic literature/comprehension of greek literature/enlightenment philosophy/modern (1850-2000) literary fiction (actually probably classical plays from the greeks to Shakespeare)

more like make an album scaruffi would enjoy

that's not hard, it's a truly great album

>i reached 1/2/3/4 today
you do realize that this is only the beginning, right?

I’ve been browsing fit for 6 months and this is the first time I’ve seen someone respond to this seriously

/x/
>finally summon a succubus to lose your virginity to

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It's bc user said "I'm new" so no need to call him new

I picture a lot of rick and morty god doesn't real reddit crap from people still in college who have yet to achieve anything. am I wrong?
>look at this picture of stars. woah science

>higher spheres are calling.
>consuming
>higher sphere
Ach Schätzchen

/ck/ Get FATTI PATTI to loose some damn weight, bulking for winter my arse

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/o/

>actually owning a car