Rate Joe's home gym

>fall for the baseball bat/mace meme
>buy a complete set of them
>get chalked up
>pick up one bat
>swing it around
>this is retarded
>never touch them again

Could be much better, but I would be pretty happy to have a home gym like that

lol accurate

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>no battle ropes
>no gorilla face kettle bells

>try something once
>have a valid opinion

>has a glute/ham bench
It's probably really good.

Manlet/10

Extremely Vain/10

Those are squat plugs for his guests

its some stupid indian thing that makes you better at wrestling. Their whole strategy when it comes to wrestling is being a slippery fuck as if theyre lubricated by their own poo

won't lie I'm mirin' his squat plug collection

wtf is he 4 foot tall?

What are the 2 machines on the right even?

Its kind of hard to fuck up with macebells user. I think you might just be dumb

A reverse hyper a la Louie Simmons.
An inversion table for decompressing your spine

>Poosh Pool Legs
its actually Poosh Pool Poop

Holy fuck you brainlets will never make it. Look at Joe's maces. One of them has chalk on the handle and the others are untouched.

if you had that much money why the fuck not buy it

Shoes are probably 2-3 sizes too big for manlet.

I rate it 5'6

he looks 4 feet tall, is this for real?

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for progressively larger nigs on his lawn

yes. he is 4 feet tall

for real id love one of those at my gym.

Yo dog I really like the way your talkin about my boy. This motherfucker will take you to the deep waters, and drown you! Like a fuckin savage!

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has only ever use one by the looks of things, not progressing much is he

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I think the odd appearance you're describing may be influenced by an esoteric Buddhist practice called "klee ning," I know Joe is into weird customs from around the world

You grew up poor didn't you?

You buy what you need or will conceivably get good value from.

Juggling.

Does Joe Rogan's gym double as clown college?

do they dont know about straps?

Man this really confirmed my theory. Manlets can never look good unless they have huge joints/calves. Even though he's built as fuck he STILL looks tiny. Whereas franco columbu would mog the fuck out of him even if he didn't lift.

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Not having a home gym with a giant mural of your manlet face in it

>reverse hyper
good shit

based and crushpilled

The red is too bright and distracting. The tile looks cold. Leaning stuff against the painted back wall is messy. His back wall is empty and he should install some shelving or hooks or something - needs to learn to work with his hands and should get into diy to further pursue his alfa test obsession. Needs a hat so he's confident enough not to make a basedface when taking a selfie.

His equipment collection is as good as expected.

kind of poor and now that i think of it more he probably got them for free especially if they are a sponsor. and still don't agree spend a little if you got it whats the point of saving every penny

It’s not at his house, that’s his studio gym.
>Lots of space. Area is clean. >Equipment looks well maintained. >Seems like a decent gym to me.
Would lift at.

>reverse hyper
>airodyne bike
>trap bar deadlift
>glute ham bench

Pretty good
I would add a belt squat, and a saftey squat bar and it would have almost everything useful.

he even has a bunch of metal BBCs by the mirror

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He is doing a podcast with derick lewis soon i believe.
Joe will probably slide one of the indian clubs up derick's short's leg 30 min into the podcast.

>current temp: 856 °F

user, I...

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lol

LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING JOE ROGAN

Recommend fitness related JRE episodes, thanks you in advanced.

david goggins
jocko wilink

>tfw the only aesthetic parts of you are your calves and traps

dorian yates

Chang Thunderwang?!

user those aren’t bats that’s a dilation tool set, so far he’s at the third from biggest one

Those are indian clubs. Actually legit for grip strength.

youtube.com/watch?v=fIEOWh87ahY

Dr. Rhonda Patrick (Focus on nutrition but hey)

t. Onnit sales rep

This is an Onnit viral marketing thread btw

it’s for a program he learned from mark wahlberg

you take the bat to a heavy bag as many times as you can while yelling “OUTTA MY WAY VIETNAM FUCKIN SHITS!”

Ok wtf are those buttplug/baseball bat looking thing in front of the mirror?

Nigger stole my gains

Looks like there might be more stuff to the left. Either way it's nice. He has an awsome training mat/heavy bag area too.

Joe's a taekwondo black belt, and a BJJ black belt that's been trained by tons of great fighters and instructors over the years. He for sure could hold his own in a fight, even at his age.

anal plugs to squat

lmao fuckin based

lel

She's so damn based

>it's not a gym, it's an experience