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I literally said I broke it and I know better than doing it again

kys I’m not gonna taste my cum

What do you mean shaking and playing? And why isn’t it white? I used to have thick white cum and I’d rather go back to it, what do i do?

you have one testicle and one ovary
those are fertilized eggs user

Go to the doctor

>lasted 11 days on no nut
>got overwhelming desire to pay for a cam girl experience
>end up with some pro domme
>we go cam to cam
>she wants me to jerk into a glass
>for some reason this is the hottest thing i can imagine in the moment
>spew a massive load into the glass after less than 2 minutes
>she asks me to swallow it
>i do it
>instant regret
>what have i become
>ashamed, i close the window
>immediately go to the bathroom and start cleaning the glass

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Faggot

why

If you don't cum in a long time it will be yellowish but it should never clump.

LMAO AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
this is why you swallow someone elses cum

Go to your doctor RIGHT NOW. That’s a serious sign of late stage prostate cancer. GO TO DR NOW

>Actually falling for a christian meme
Enjoy your prostate cancer

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Not even a joke. He has prostate cancer. I really hope he goes to a Dr immediately.

what do they even do for prostate cancer?

Source? I’m concerned but I don’t want to get memed

Lol nah dude don’t go to a doctor just post about it on some anime forum.
The global gene pool will be better without such idiocy.

Don't sweat it OP. This is perfectly normal. Drink more water and wank it few more times. Then it should go back to normal. I have a similar issue when I take longer break from fapping. After I fap few times it's back to normal. Still smells like shit tho

Don't go to a doctor, it's super gay, he will put his finger in your ass.
Just go on an all raw meat diet and your body will get rid of the cancer cells naturally.

Welp I guess I need to fap 3 times a day am I right? Surely nothing bad can come from that right?

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And there is no proof that it damages your heart for doing no fap

>There is no proof for the benefits of nofap

The more you fap the higher the chance in getting prostate cancer, not vise versa.

>[citation needed]

...

But you already got memed.

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There have been a lot of misleading threads here lately because of a recent Harvard study, which were are wrought with poor (most often, media) interpretations of the study, and and in general bad advice.

A better, more precise study from 2008 shows the opposite

>Increased rates of prostate cancer was associated with high rates of masturbation , especially in young adults.
>Sexual activity and prostate cancer risk in men diagnosed at a younger age
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2008.08030.x/full

As you can see in pic related, the high masturbation group had the strongest correlation with instances of prostate cancer.
It in fact, is the most statistically significant relationship in the entire study.

Oppositely, in the 2008 study, low rates of masturbation were not associated with prostate cancer.

The Harvard Study isn't good in comparison:
>They failed to distinguish between masturbation and sex.
>Nonidentifiability, ie, the '>21 ejaculations per month' covers a huge range of potentially very different populations.
>No controls
>non-linear groupings (e, 0 to 3; 4 to 7; 8 to 12; 13-20, and 21+ Ejaculations Per Month).

As someone who has published papers, it is clear what they: they are misusing statistical methods so the results conform to their hypothesis.
The nonidentifiability of the >21 undermines the usefulness in its ability to predict causality in this group. It's very likely that higher amounts did have increased risk, so they kept altering the highest frequency group downward until it regressed toward the mean they desired.
I have contacted the European Journey of Urology expressing these concerns and asking that the paper be retracted until they are able to correct them.

Also odd,
The Harvard group failed to cite the 2008 study in their brief literature review and ignored it's existence, which was a substantial development since their initial findings.

Got the source for that pic?

europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/fulltext

I know my heart starts pounding and my stomach drops when I see a good brapper on no fap

You have zero sperm. Congrats OP on your putrefied prostatic fluid

this still doesn’t tell me what the fuck is wrong with my cum

>This large prospective study provides the strongest evidence to date of a beneficial role of ejaculation in prevention of PCa, a disease for which relatively little is understood about etiology generally and knowledge of modifiable risk factors is particularly scant. The results are robust to adjustment for many dietary, lifestyle, and screening behaviors, but additional work on the underlying biological mechanisms should be undertaken to corroborate these findings given the potential for residual confounding. More frequent ejaculation in the absence of risky sexual behaviors could represent an important means of reducing the profound medical costs and physical and psychological side effects of unnecessary diagnosis and treatment of low-risk tumors, even though it appears to be less strongly associated with aggressive disease.
Maybe have a look at the studies you use to promote nofap

>Conclusions:
>These findings provide additional evidence of a beneficial role of more frequent ejaculation throughout adult life in the etiology of PCa, particularly for low-risk disease.
Nice meme fren

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Why are you so adamant in promoting fapping all the time? Why do you get defensive when someone want so exercise restraint over their mind and body?

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Not ejaculating is related to prostate cancer. You should be cumming at least five times a week for proper prostate health. No fap is stupid if you aren't getting laid regularly; you can cut down on masturbating without stopping entirely.

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Why is it that when men who stop fapping all the time always feel the same general way of being more alert, more active, more assertive and less complacent and anxious? This can't be a mere coincidence. Why do you want us to fap all the time?

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I am not promoting fapping or being defensive. I am just pointing out that nofap has no scientific evidence for it's benefits. Even the study you cited says frequent ejaculation helps prevent prostate cancer.
But do whatever you want, I don't care. Just stop spreading your pseudoscience.

Don’t derail my thread faggots tell me what is wrong with my cum I don’t give a shit about nofap

>Muh anecdote
Nobody cares if you fap but you are just being a retard citing studies that go against your own point.

just do nofap. It should go away after the first week

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It is only when I finally stopped fapping did I realize how fucked up I was. The constant over stimulation is like that to heroin with just as bad of an addiction properties. The constant flood of prolactin cause me to alwuas be complacent and meek and afraid of general social interaction.

But it does have benefits. How can you say there are no benefits if you never tried it for yourself.

Shouldn't you be at the doctor's office by now?

Why is it that no one wants to study the effects of not fapping? Why does no one want to even quesiton what it could be like for someone to not fap all the time? Why is it that there are dosens of guys who all experience the same thing when going nofap?

>Placebo effect
Maybe you are just seeing benefits because you want to.

anyone who says nofap doesn't work is just doing it wrong. You cant look at girls or touch your dick with anything. Not even your pants or hands.

I don't know, it must be that (((they))) want you to keep fapping. Good thing you know better.

But why is it always consistent in after you fap that you feel shitty or guilty? the effects of fapping and what it does to your brain is consistent with those who are troubled with ED from porn and fapping and being socially anxious and complacent.

Why is it that whenever nofap is brought up there are people arguing against it and promoting masturbation? Why is the porn industry getting involved in this?

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My cum looked exactly like yours when I was a teen trying nofap

I'd follow what said

Isn't it odd that there are no studies on nofap? Why can't they go and conduct them if they are so confident that it provides no benefits whatsoever?

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I don't know man, I don't feel guilt after fapping. I don't constantly fap either or watch a lot of porn.
People are just pointing out your bullshit and you are paranoid thinking they have some sort of an agenda.

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I wouldnt be alarmed, honestly. Thats usually how my cum looks like after not ejaculating for a week or so. But it comes back to normal the next day.

>What is patient-doctor confidentiality?
You don't need to talk to you parents to see a doctor retard

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Must be the jews

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say you have a really bad stomach ache and want to see the doctor

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Wait, so is fapping healthy or not? This is all so tiresome.........

no wonder i have high blood pressure haha

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No. It isn't.

LOOOOOL
YOU’re laying EGGS
YOU’re laying EGGS
YOU’re laying EGGS

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having trouble understanding this

Androgen receptor density increases with abstinence, and is best with regular sex..?

IM STANDING IN MY CAR
MY CAR
MY CAR