Why am I so autistic bros?
>be me
>first year of college
>start working out with dorm colleagues
>get fit, confident, my posture improves
>never had a gf but lost my virginity to a hooker
>my roommates always go out and have fun, socialize, meet new girls etc
>finally have the guts to join them
>tfw we end up going to a stripclub
>enter, take a look around, find a seat near a pole where a cute dancer does her routine
>bartender pours me a drink
>the cute dancer looks at me with a strong lascivious gaze
>she comes towards me and gulps down my drink (i was told later that she was acting flirtatious and i was supposed to buy her a drink)
>i stare in confusion at her then at the bartender
>i look towards the empty glass and nod interrogatively for the bartender to see
>he shrugs it off and pours me another one
>i only pay for one drink
>tfw my colleagues saw the whole scene
In my defense it was a really expensive drink.
Why am I so autistic bros?
should just got it taken off the price of a beej
>Fit, confident
>Lost virginity to a hooker
Why are you wasting time for hookers when you're still young? You just need opportunities to meet new people, but non in a stripclub lol you'll end up paying a lot without getting anything at all
>>i look towards the empty glass and nod interrogatively for the bartender to see
>>he shrugs it off and pours me another one
>>i only pay for one drink
He is a good man, he understands that some do not fall for the tricks.
>stripper tries to pull bullshit move to get you to pay 15 or more bucks for the establishment
>don't fall for it
user you may be autistic but you did nothing wrong here
I started dating a stripper a little over three months ago. It was pretty cool for a while because it was effortless sex and we frequently would have her female friends join... got feelings so she quit her job so I’m not feeling cucked.
Anyway, I have learned a lot about the industry in this short amount of time. These rules stand at almost every strip club: Every stripper uses a fake name. Giving you a phone number to a customer is a firable offense. The house has drink quotas to fill and the whole lot gets yelled at if $XXXXX.00 was withdrawn from the ATMs on a certain day but the house only made $XXXXX.00. Everything they tell you is a lie - they read you and tell you what they think you want to hear to get you tipping. 90% of them are on heroin and would fuck you for some but you have nearly no chance of ever seeing them outside of work otherwise no matter what you look like or how much money you spend. All of the liquor on the shelf is parted with water. All of the top-shelf liquor is cheap shit in the expensive bottle with a little less water.
Home gym + (ex-)stripper GF in one picture for proof
AMA
You get her tested brah?
And are you going to stay with a girl who did "private shows" for scores of random guys?
kek alpha as fuck. The whore was inviting you to a private dance or a fuck, which you'd pay even more. Proud of you user.
Can you turn a hoe into a housewife?
What are you going to do when you find out she’s still fucking guys for money behind your back?
You did nothing wrong. Strippers only act flirtatiously because they're after your money
If it's such a impenetrable fortress, how did you two start dating? Also your gf's whorehouse doesn't reflect every whorehouse in the world you know. I've went to clubs where I got to drink alone with one of the girls near closing time and talk about random shit. Maybe she just lied to you so you wouldn't think of all the guys she blew in the back room.
Seems like you got a good girl bruv, srs
Im jelly.
This makes sense. I wouldn’t want to think about kissing a mouth that literally hundreds of dicks have been in.
How did you guys meet? Also as long as you're both happy do whatever man!
Dude you did nothing wrong. It's probably a common scam to sell more drinks. You never had a future with her anyways, you were just a mark. You handled it well
Nope
He'll learn the question is how much itll cost him.
If she turns out ok than she was ok to begin with but fuck no should you ever join your checkbook with her.
OP is also stating common that is factually true but bland for stripper shit.
The number thing is a club by club basis
The heroin thing is over-exaggerated, depends on club location obviously ratchety clubs are gonna have a higher % but you are dealing with typically damaged low value women so its gonna be higher then the general population.
t.Also fucked a stripper for awhile but was autistic and didnt want relationship despite good fug so gave her plan B one day and bailed with no contact.
>>I dont judge women for their sexuality.....
Yes, she got tested but it wasn’t until after we had already had sex. We’re both clean. I don’t really care about her past as long as it isn’t her present. I have done many things that I’m not proud of.
You can can only turn a genuine person into a housewife. I’ll take a girl willing to give me uncomfortable truths over comfortable lies any day of the week. Most women strip out of desperation as an absolute last resort. She did it for a year, banked $60k and now has stopped.
If that happens, I’d leave her without thinking about it. Women come effortless to me so I don’t take break-ups hard. She comes off as very loyal though so I don’t think that will be a problem.
Those standards are true to most of the clubs in big cities. The industry is regulated and the closer to the cities, the more likely for sting operations so they run tighter shifts. Her old club’s district isn’t even allowed lap dances. She wouldn’t hesitate to tell me about her experiences.. she has told me about some pretty raunchy shit. With the amount of pussy I have eaten, I wouldn’t even be able to hold it against her.
Not sure if serious or meming but I have always preferred the reformed dirty girl over the innocents. There is no point in having a solid gold toilet if you never get to shit in it, if you catch me. There is something great about a girl who is comfortable in her own skin and will reach into your pants and start playing with your dick or sneak flash you titties while you’re out with friends.
Thanks for a positive post. I met her on Tinder. We went out to dinner, had sex and then told stories and laughed/smiled until the sun came up. In the morning, she text her mom “I don’t want to be weird but I met somebody and he is the one, I just know it”. She doesn’t know that I saw it.
>women come effortless to me
>i use tinder
kill yourself
064 here, if youre looking for validation as you know Jow Forumss full of autistic virgins, but yeah sounds like you guys have a legit shot of making it, godspeed user
Dancers in clubs are literally at work, she is just trying to make money dude.
I meant the social aspect. I don’t frequently go places where I can meet women.... Tinder is pretty good for people like me.
Thanks. Not after validation or anything. The vast majority of the people on Jow Forums would actually think less of me for all of this. It was pretty embarrassing to tel my friends that I was dating a stripper; they all accepted her though which was pretty cool.
stop using words like "lascivious"
get put in situations like that more often
there you go, no more confused situation autismo
and your vocabulary won't get people to literally cringe as you open your mouth. Using rare words instead of just sticking to regular vocabs will make you seem like you're full of yourself and spark situations where you will feel uncomfortable and be viewed as a complete sperglord.
You're welcome. Go out in the world and hopelessly fail several times until you get it right by accident and then you're on a roll
>seriously dating a girl you met on Tinder
>seriously dating a STRIPPER you met on Tinder
Don't say your bros on Jow Forums didn't warn you.
>stop using words like "lascivious"
>uses the word 'sperglord'
get fucked, I guarantee OP mogs you
Because socially incapable. And not that confident. First time was scarry as hell.
I dont know mate. If it works for you that's great but i would have serious issues trustig her. I am a bit of emotionally unstable and insecure and a relation like this would burn me down. I need to feel loved with absolute certainty and a striper would most certainly not give me that.
> There is something great about a girl who is comfortable in her own skin and will reach into your pants and start playing with your dick or sneak flash you titties while you’re out with friends.
That sounds nice tough.