Mirin thread - "does this count as a mire?" edition - Old mire thread at post limit
>at gym >finish squatting >evacuate rack >qt immediately starts using rack >start doing OHP >she does her squats facing away from the mirror, at me >make eye contact a few times, I'm only looking at her because her form was shit (also perving) >start to set up for deadlifts >she finishes her squats and starts doing some ass stretch thing directly in my mirror space >make eye contact through mirror after my warmups and glare at her because I want to have my mirror space back >she gets up and leaves the gym What should I have done differently in this situation?
>at a restaurant >sit at the bar with my dad while we wait for a table >milf sits next to me >she glances at me 4 times while im there
what should i have done?
Zachary Gutierrez
>>make eye contact through mirror after my warmups and glare at her >> and glare at her
Christopher Davis
>not staring at her ass and licking your lips
Kevin Garcia
ask for threesome with your dad
John Perry
fuck your dad
Angel Powell
she was getting off from the fact you were perving at her and when she offered you a better view you sperg-glared at her and she got offended.
Brody Ross
You would've definitely done what I did if it was a guy, but because its a girl I should let her do what she wants just so I can perv on her a bit longer. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal fellas
Joseph Cruz
>At a club >In flight suit because of event >Buy a drink from the bar >2 milfs eyefucking me as I wait for the beer >Say evening ladies >Speedwalk to the exit >Throw away beer without drinking any of it >Go back home and sleep Still got it.
>go to friends wedding in another town >after the reception we go bar/club hopping >already shitfaced from the wedding >dancing like a retard with my bros >dressed super formally so looking sharp af >5/10 40-something woman taps me on the shoulder >seems to be with a small group of other 40-something women >pulls me in and says, "you don't know me now, but you will by the end of the night" >literally reply, "no thanks" and turn around and continue dancing with bros >her friend slaps my ass >completely ignore it >start feeling hands all over my body >her and a couple friends are literally molesting me on the dance floor >touching my ass, chest, stomach and legs >at one point one of them fully grabbed my dick >continued ignoring them and danced like a retard, not giving a shit >this goes on for a solid 3-4 minutes >eventually my friends decide we should hit up the next bar >thank fucking god >we go outside and i reach into my pocket to grab my phone >pull out a handful of condoms >reach into my other pockets >all four were filled with trojan condoms >these old thots were slipping them in the whole time we were dancing >laugh it off with bros and start handing them out >reflect on the situation and realize that if the roles were reversed i'd be immediately jumped by security >that or i'd be quickly arrested and put in jail as a sex offender >seems fair >#feminismisntaboutequality
I just wish they were hot, then things may have gone a bit differently. Still was a nice ego boost. A lot of friends I hadn't seen in years were mirin and giving me compliments on my progress during the whole stay. Good trip, good friends, good feels.
>in line at chipotle for some god-tier post workout lunch >had a slight pump, but still in super dyel mode >girl working behind the counter who writes on your order with the sharpie (like what kind of meat it is, guac, that kind of thing) is staring at me >catch her staring >she looks away for a second >draws a smilie face on my order, but not on anyone elses >pay and leave without even looking her direction
She wasn't really my type but if I see her again I might say something. I definitely rode that "mire high" for the rest of the week though.
Nathaniel Walker
Should have punched those old hoes in the uterus, in self-defense.
Jonathan Wood
>be at gym last friday >doing pull-ups with headphones in >8/10 woman in her 30s with fake tits makes a b-line towards me >smiles and signals me to take my headphones out >i take them out and look at her expectantly >she laughs and says, "this is gonna sound stupid, but could you help me figure out this machine?" >i say sure and i follow her >she continues giggling and saying how dumb she feels because it's such a stupid question >leads me to the leg extension machine >"where are my knees supposed to go, i'm not sure if i should adjust it" >being an autist, i just help her adjust it, and after she thanks me i tell her "good luck with that" and go back to my pull ups >only in retrospect did i realize how much she was giggling and that she was probably flirting with me >she literally walked past a handful of other people including two PT's who worked at the gym just so she could ask me >her body was incredible too, so there's no way she didn't know how to use the fucking leg extension >lost in thought at the pull up bar, thinking about how stupid i am, trying not to look over at her >older guy that i've become friends with at the gym comes up to me and jokingly says, "i'm telling your wife" and laughs while he walks away >even he thought she was flirting with me >i don't even have a wife >probably never will if i continue this autism >never even asked her name >too awkward to go ask now >finish up and leave the gym >promised myself next time i saw her, i'd try asking her out >haven't seen her since >someone kill me plz
This actually happened to me once. I doubt it was a mire though
Wyatt Parker
>today >doing squats >see a couple girls I knew from high school looking at me >they immediately look away and start snickering once I notice >immediately lose all confidence and motivation to finish workout >go home
>gf gets a snap from a friend of hers >apparently gf put a pic of me on snapchat >friend calls me super cute >no idea when gf took a pic of me >she shows me >basically lounging on the couch like dom mazetti or something >99% of the time I see myself in pictures I want to fucking die but it actually looks good pic form related I've actually been called hot/attractive/whatever by her friends before it's been great for my self esteem to finally get the opinions of grills, even if they're just being nice to me and/or my gf. I will take them at 150% face value
how do you get your gf to make this into a 3way with one of her friends
David Wright
You don't. You can try to test the waters by complimenting the friend in front of your gf. In most cases this is going to end up in a fight.
Gavin Fisher
never said what you should or shouldn't have done, literally just described what happened. fuck you and your incel bait.
Lucas Long
What the fuck was the point of your post then?
Xavier Brown
what was the point in asking "What should I have done differently" when you were just looking for an excuse to say "aren't i alpha by scaring a thot away with my alpha glare amirite fellas"?
i mistook you for a confused autist and explained what happened without picking sides. it's clear now that you were just looking for upvotes from fellow incels and baiting everyone who didn't think you were some alpha god for making a female run away from you lmao
Justin Hill
i got my 1st mire by a fat ugly chick. will i get ones from better looking chicks boys?
>talking about something not related to fitness >"well you look like you're in really good shape bla bla bla"
Joshua Walker
> be walking with gf at night talking > two girls walk in front of us and pass by > my gf stops me > "omg did you see how those girls checked you out from head to toes"
girls walking with their bfs always check me out, but when i used to walk around with my gf, chicks would always stare at her instead. we both agreed that it was probably envy and that they think "how in the fuck did this ugly bitch get him?"
I went on a date with hamplanet for lulz one time. The girls on the streets looked at her, then at me, process this information, and then make a faces, either thinking that I was fucked up pigfucker, or that she was a witch who, being a fat cow, could enslave ripped guys with abs and 18" arms
Jacob Morales
>I don’t even have a wife BASED
Connor Taylor
i know that feel. it's kinda weird that society feels entitled to judge attractive people's preferences, but i'll be damned if ever let that keep me from fucking braphogs.
>in high school gym 5 years ago > Be attempting to squat for first time ever. > Two girls 9/10 walk up behind me and just stare at me and my ass >lose my nerve, I hated when people watched me, and don't do squats >Say "damn I hurt my back doing deads before, I'll put that off" >Turn around smile and wave " hi lady's" > Never did my squats
Alexander Walker
Pathetic, get new and better material
Levi Nguyen
Squatting not facing a mirror is standard for a lot of people. It removes the distraction of your reflection from the equation so you can focus on your form. I doubt a woman was trying that hard to get your attention in such a roundabout way
Nolan Russell
>visit grandma >awww, have you been visiting the gym lately sweetie >y-you too A mire is a mire
If you make eye contact more than once, smile you dumb bastard. If she holds your gaze and smiles back, you're golden if you make your move promptly after.
Girls make the first indirect move with their eyes, the approach is on you though. But if you keep making eye contact and do nothing, her interest fades and your chance is gone.
Dominic King
>I'll take things that didn't happen for $200, Alex
