>2018
>Not having a bigger ass then your gf to make her feel uncomfortable with herself so she's motivated to go to the gym
You're girlfriend and you are never going to make it Jow Forums.
2018
Parker Fisher
Caleb Gutierrez
This is my plan to repel low test thots or at least get then lifting.
Sebastian Young
Imagine
Justin Williams
Do normal girls actually like big asses?
My ex gf was a crazy and into futa porn
She wanted a dick, played with my ass, and became my ex when she bought a strapon
Jackson Harris
Oi get out of here Mr haha faggot
Bentley Myers
>tfw twinkish but want to pound a big musclebutt senseless
What fucking do
Adrian Hall
Yeah, my GF is fairly normal and really likes my butt, often compliments it and says it's nicer than hers.
Lincoln Barnes
Was she hot? Why didn't you let her peg you?
Adam White
That's mostly APT
Kayden Clark
>tfw no qt twink bf with a disproportionately large cock to destroy my prostate
Mason Kelly
I’ve had a nice ass since high school. Used to have girls comparing with it at track practice, all my exes complimented on how much they like it, grabbed and squeezed at bars by female friends.
Women like nice butts as much as men do
William Roberts
6-7/10
Not gay or bi
I'd probably would be fine with it after browsing Jow Forums and people here saying straight assplay feels great
Hudson White
>always told I had a naturally big butt
>started going to the gym for the purpose of getting an even better butt
>it works
>get a gf
>every time I'm in front of her she grabs my butt
>gets down on her knees and puts her nose in my asscrack when I'm making food in the kitchen
>sleeps on my butt when watching TV
>makes me sit on her face
>picks out what soap I use so my butt has a certain scent
I didn't expect chicks to be this rabid over ass, but okay.
Brody Bennett
MARRY ME (no homo)
Jose Howard
>a girl playing with my prostrate is gay/bi
Since when?
Being bi/gay implies SAME-SEX attraction.
If it's a female, it's still heterosexual...
Julian Roberts
Bro you better not be LARPing. Is a big ass actually going to open the possibility of that happening to me?
Robert Mitchell
Come over
Ryan Reed
Yea. Do you want that or not?
I've also had some of my friends from high school ask me for booty pics, as fucking stupid as that sounds.
Gavin Thompson
I was not comefortable with assplay
I'd still be uncomfortable with her impaling me with a big rubber dick, maybe rimmings or prostate massages at the most but no dildos
Joseph Smith
What if she plays with your prostate with a big black dildo strapon?
Caleb Allen
Also
>Getting reverse analed =/= prostate play
Your asshole and eyes can't tell the difference
Unless you were watching yourself on a camera it would feel real gay
Caleb Smith
He thinks that any pleasure from his ass makes him a homosexual, a lot of brainlets believe that, but are still ok with jerking of with their own hands. They fail to see the irony.
Jayden Collins
Girls love nice a butt and legs on a guy. It's not usually as visible as nice arms are, and having a muscular butt is certainly preferred to a fat butt (whereas a guy will probably go for either), but girls always compliment a good butt. They also stare a lot at the gym.
Damn, it feels fucking good making roasties jealous.
Ian Howard
Also, I wanna specify: my gf is probably an outlier, and not every girl is gonna be as crazy about ass as she is.
John Davis
big big gay
nigger, i was cool with rimjobs and fingering
but getting fucked with a strap on, even a small one, is a big fucking N O
Ryan Turner
If it makes any of you feel better, I don't like my ass being touched, and I'm 100% heterosexual. I'm just pointing out the issues with the definition and what can happen in practice.
I mean, does it really matter what shape the toy takes? The point is that it reaches the prostate (could even be her finger) to stimulate the prostate. Obviously, if you're fantasizing about dicks, then you ought to question your the pre-conditioned assumption that you're heterosexual, but if you're enjoying the stimulation from a woman, then it's safe to assume you're heterosexual.
Dominic Taylor
If she stuck something like pic related in me and it vibrated my prostate, that'd be fine, I've had my prostate tickled and it felt awesome, its getting fucked in the ass with a strapon that I broke up with her about
Joshua Nguyen
Fuck it, I'd try it. I've received compliments from girls that sometimes visit my gym and a few from family friends so I don't think my ass is all that bad.
Oliver Thomas
>I've had my prostate tickled and it felt awesome
Kinda cute in a no homo way.
Austin Fisher
Even before I started going to the gym, people were crazy about my ass. I had some guy ask me to sit on his face in summer camp once (after all the lights were out and everyone was in bed, of course). It's just the way it is. Going to the gym only made it better.
Josiah Sanders
>I had some guy ask me to sit on his face in summer camp once (after all the lights were out and everyone was in bed, of course). It's just the way it is.
Caleb King
It unironically feels great
Joshua Reyes
How do I achieve this mode of glutes
William Harris
FUCK MY DICK
GIV MUSCLE BUTT BF NOW
Kayden King
s-sure
James Jones
gay ass niggas...
Charles Foster
Well the prostate is the male version of the g spot
Julian Stewart
Based. Even as a skinnyfat completely untrained slob I always had a decent ass because I'm part spic so dem ass genetics. Now as a normie-fit DYEL my ass is starting to become juicy. I'm gonna ask out a thin qt in a few days and if all goes well I'm looking forward to assmogging her in the future.
Liam Martinez
>Lifting for women
Never ever gonna make it
Leo Fisher
i remember you posting about this the other day. try to keep her out of mind and focus on the future.
Jacob Green
Lmao this actually happened to me and now she goes to the gym. It really works
Joshua Russell
Why would a woman want to have a big ass? I don't live in Africa.
Angel Johnson
That photo just boosted my test
Jace Watson
>not having a big ass and a girl with a big ass so you can both diddle each others ass all day and night
Parker Cooper
Does having a bigger chest than her tits count? As a titsman this shit makes me cringe but she really loves me tho.
Jayden Clark
True titmen love all the tits user
Hope you suck on them like they about to give you some test juice like i do to my smol asian gfs tits
Samuel Clark
Not even a big ass, just big thighs and a tonne of leaning.
John Walker
Wrong. Anything under a D literally neck yourself as your life is unadulterated cope from there on out. E is first commendable achievement and 30G/H is unbeatable tier. At that point you've ascended all humans: doctors, athletes, astronauts and billionaires can pass you and will always know they are lesser men.
Easton Fisher
Based
Grayson Barnes
It doesn't work that way. My GF doesn't give a shit about getting fit, now that she lives in my house she doesn't bother trying to improve her body anymore.
Then again, the most working out I do anymore is taking my German Shepherd out for some power walks.
Sebastian Myers
How do I get a big butt as a guy? I really want one, they're hot