I I-I I.. I made it lads !!!!

I finally got a gf!!

After years of being a useless piece of shit, I started lifting 4 months ago because of this board then started going to the gym 6 days a week and last night I slept with an awesome qt3.14 and she kept telling me how much she loves my muscles and was touching and grabbing my arms all night..

It felt so nice bros, we are all gonna make it!

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Text her right now that you had fun last night and are so happy to have her in your life

sleeping with someone doesn't make them your gf
and if she is you'll realise they're such a meme

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>tfw had a gf before i started lifting

Get a better one

Enjoy it White it last and for the love of god dont get attached to her she will absolutely destroy your little heart if you do treat her like a stray cat you feed from time to time you like the company but you really dont care

I treated my ex like this and she dumped me, even though she was constantly telling me she really liked me and thought I was out of her league

I'm beginning to think this TRP shit is really just the meme of the century

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fuck off asshole
dont write her now, wait till tommorow and invite her to a nice place to eat, kiss her and ask her if she wants to be your gf.
protip: take a seat next to her and dont sit on the opposite side of the table so you can cuddle with her

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All girls will dump you if you bore them m8 but at least if you dont catch feelings you will keep your dignity

>4 months
>my muscles

in the first 4 months you see a massive improvement

that's what your mom told you?

THIS

this man knows girls

No, she specifically dumped me because I wasn't being affectionate enough. I suppose you'll just tell me that was an excuse for the real reason, though?

>I suppose you'll just tell me that was an excuse for the real reason, though?
Yes but unironically, women are betas they dont know what they want they will follow you if she unconsciously see you as someone not worth following anymore she will dump you, single mother women with kids act differently tho

post pics of her
preferably feet

Make sure you tell her you love her as soon as possible, if you don't she's gonna feel unwanted and will leave you. I made the mistake of not telling her and she left me

Has she met your parents ?
Girls love to meet parents of their BF.
Try scheduling a dinner tomorrow (or tonight if she's open) and sit next to her at the table so she has easy access to your dick and can give you a handjob.
The look on your parent's face will be priceless.

It won't last.

gz bruv
stope being bitter low testy boi

This only works initially, at some point, if you are actually wanting to be serious, you have to start feeding them more attention. But initially you should lead them on.

Same here m8. She was even a virgin that was madly obsessed with me haha

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Don't do this unless she's a virgin. If you are an adult do not do this. I accidentally did this to a side chick during sex and ended up engaged to a woman that I am thinking about breaking it off with. I'm really afraid that it's gonna happen to my current otra, especially since she's mildly insane. damn boricuans