Instead of doing no fap and all this other stuff all you need to do to get a gf is no caffeine
caffeine puts your body into fight or flight mode and releases adrenaline and stress hormones which will make you anxious and irritable and less likely to make eye contact or talk to people
Been off caffeine for 6 days now and the withdrawal was horrible. I was drinking 5 cups of coffee a day and an energy drink in the afternoon and I'm finally starting to get over the withdrawals.
>tfw sleep way better
>tfw less anxiety
>tfw more focused
>tfw dont get as mad at minor things
This /no X/ meme needs to stop
You have no GF because you're an edgy cringetard Jow Forums poster with possible autism that doesn't approach women.
If you consistently approach women you will get a GF eventually I promise you.
t. Coffee drinking man with no GF
You have no gf because you're an anxious wreck from drinking a stimulant
I dont drink caffeine and my life is a mess. Checkmate
Caffeine is unironically a poison
Google the book caffeine blues
Definitely a poison it causes anxiety and mood swings
I agree, coffee is a literal poison and ruins your body and mood and mind
>used to take 400mg, sometimes up to 600mg of caffeine before a workout
>quit caffeine cold turkey, maybe drink 3-4 cups of coffee a week
>i feel much better overall, more energy, better mood, than when I was on caffeine
the main reason i don't drink this is because your mouth will stink so hard, no gf would want to kiss you after you've been drinking this throughout the day.
>Caffeine is unironically a poison
Depending on the dose, everything is
Eat shit faggots I enjoy having a good cup of coffee with milk in the morning. It's part of what makes life more bearable
ur just addicted faggot
1 cup a day, no more. Life already sucks cock, might as well have a fresh cup to start the day
>Oh man I need a qt gf but first let me abstain from coffee because I am not ready yet...
It's as if you try to find a scapegoat for your unwillingness to go out and meet new people
And btw most my friends who have gfs go to coffee shops and drink cappuccinos and whatnot..
I started drinking coffee 2 years ago and I don't notice any difference, I was a social wreck before and I'm a wreck now
I limit myself to about 300-500 ml of coffee once in the very morning though
Once withdrawal is over you feel better without coffee
Caffeine helps my water fast
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where do i find these women to approach? what do i even say to them?
>tfw 33 year old khv
>no friends, no social skills
>live with parents and make shit money
>no hobbies either
Fuck coffee just so cociane fgts.
coffee is healthy as fuck
>life already sucks cock
no, that's just you
Having your adrenaline pumping and anxiety attacks is so healthy
If you get anxiety attacks from coffee then you are a mental pussy.
>Can't spell
>Funny money
>Gay lighter
Checks out.
How about you take the caffeine, then after you get shit done you do Wim Hof breathing? Best of both worlds, pea-brain.
cocaine is 1 night of fun for 4 days of hell
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Did you even read the fucking OP?
Drinking caffeine causes anxiety. You'll always talk yourself out of talking to a woman if you're already a nervous wreck to begin with. Plus women can smell the fear and anxiety from a mile away.
It's the opposite of confidence you coping mong
this
caffeine = decreased recovery & worse sleep at the very least
Horrible recovery when drinking caffeine
Is fit just a giant meme to push people into killing themselves?
Most people that post here don’t even look fit and that’s not because of coffee, fapping or not eating enough onions. It’s because they lack even the most basic forms of self control and discipline. Then you have many guys who suffer from low self esteem and self hate.
This combinations leads to the no gf epedimic. And it’s not even a problem to not to have a gf but some guys think that gfs are magic creatures that will fix all their problems when those problems are the reason why they don’t have a gf to begin with.
Now if you take this into consideration and strip away the few drops of fun: fapping, music, eating, partying, having a drink, sex then I’m not surprised why we end up with atleast 2 „can’t go on“ threads each day.
To some it does, to others it doesn't
What other stimulants can I substitute?
I don't want to lose my abs.
Chicks like abs right?
>the entire southern world drinks coffee
>coffee is the reason why you can’t get a gf
Jesus.
I don't think I've ever gotten addicted to coffee. There have been times in my life that I've drank at least 2 cups a day, but I never really craved it like an addiction. Recently, on average I probably drink 1 cup per week.
I like the black staining on my teeth, like it marks me as a coffee addict.
Makes me think I'm like a Mentat.
several cups of coffee do nothing for me even if i go weeks without it. what does this mean?
how fucked am i with drinking like 2 liters of coffee + 2 liters of diet coke plus the occasional sip of my monster zero.