>beta lanklet orbiter keeps orbiting around my gf >I dont like this one bit and I want to beat his ass up >gf tells me that he wants to start working out and he asked her if i could give him lifting advice >He even bought a bar plates and a pull up bar to build a home gym >I agree to teach him >Thisiswerethefunbegins.jpg >Proceed to spent the next two weeks coaching him giving him the absolute shittiest advice I know >Teach him most of exercises with the worst form possible epscialy the deadlift >Insist that he keep putting on weight every workout and we arent talking about microloading but on huge jumps >he is normie and he thinks that im big so he follows my advice without question
Nice OP I’m also pretty devilish >went to new gym last week >popular corporate gym >I go in huge baggy sweater and sweatpants >tell guy I’ve never lifted before and just do some exercises at home >he tries to sell me personal training, comes with me for my first workout to “gauge my strength” >start with DB chest press >he gets the 25s, obviously I push them with no problem >up to 40s >60s >whole time I’m acting like I don’t know what I’m doing, he’s “correcting my form” >eventually work up to DB pressing the 100s >on my “first day at a gym” Anyway, I told him I had no interest in the personal training, but he insisted on a “free consultation”. The reason I said I hadn’t gone to a gym before wasn’t even to troll him, but because they ask you to fill out a survey on why you switched and such, and I couldn’t be assed. Pretty funny desu
Joshua Martin
Fair enough he's sniffing about your missus, but endangering someone's safety like this does not seem like a measured response.
Jeremiah Russell
>cringe and bluepilled
Blake Ward
Can we actually talk about this?
A few guys from my girl's science classes follow her around like a puppy dog trying to hit on her. One even showed her a pic of his dick.
It was easier when i was dating a chubby girl. But now that I'm dating a decently attractive girl i have to deal with this.
I want to fucking cave their skulls in
Jeremiah Brooks
You know you could be liable if he gets injured?
Luis Campbell
When I’ve dated hot girls in the past and guys did stuff like that, she’d just fuck with them or give me her phone and let me do it. Lead them on a bit then make fun of their dicks, or bodies, or jobs, or whatever. Easier to do when guys are less competitive with you, I’m a bit older, have a good job and income, graduate degree, great body, etc. It’s not hard if you’re confident, but if you’re angry you’re probably insecure about something.
Charles Wilson
You should confront the dude who sent your gf a dick pic Maybe display his dick pic in front of his entire class
Wyatt Ramirez
>dyel lanklet >hog three machines at once for my superset in my tiny crowded school gym >nobody stops me!
>work out just before closing time >nobody else in gym >all weights re-racked, gym nice and tidy >fill all the plates with helium while they're still on the rack and leave >return next morning to observe the chaos >manlets stuck on ceiling clinging to plates for dear life >thots screaming and crying as they try to dodge the 20kg plates that are crashing down around them and leaving huge holes in the floor >laughing and hi-fiving the chads who think it's hilarious and are benching lmao10plate for reps just /gymjester/ things desu
Mate, I'm not saying don't be pissed off about it. But why have someone's permanent debilitating injuries on your conscience.
True redpilled thing to do would've been to refuse when his gf asked OP to advise the orbitter. And then told the orbitter to fuck off.
I struggle with this conundrum. As a Catholic, I shouldn't really endorse this in others, but I'd have battered the dickpic one.
The others, unless they are actual competition, what do you honestly have to worry About?
Matthew Jackson
Nah, true redpilled would be to give fair advice and help him get stronger and then helping him find a gf
Kevin Peterson
I suppose.
Noah Lopez
It would be either this or beating him into a pulp so the first wouldnt get me in trouble with my gf and i dont give a shit if he ends up cripled or permadamaged establish your dominance catch that litle nerd faggot put him down and show him your dick and tell him that you give him a pass this time if he dares even eye your gf again you will put your cock in his ass inch by inch
Kayden Murphy
>5 5 4 5 5 >log it as 5x5
Carson Morgan
implying that I have to take care of other people problems while i have a fair share of problems on my own , I aint a good samaritan and i aint try to be one he could go do An hero for all I care
Noah Watson
That's not the path of Jow Forums, we should reach out whoever wants to abandon their weak mind
Gabriel Rodriguez
You are absolutely D E V I L I S H, user
Wyatt Sullivan
Well first off if someone wants to abandon his weak body and mind he has to do some research on his own first like most of us did instead of waiting to chew his food for him Besides half of the time i give normies lifting advice when they ask me is wasted time since they will already do some stupid meme shit that they found on their own on some mens health or muscle mag magazine And time is the most valuable think we have because is limited and you cant get back wasted time
Adrian Mitchell
A woke take, but difficult to apply to somebody who already has less than honourable intentions.
Ethan Wilson
kek
Noah Rodriguez
brah just tell him you know what he's trying to do and it pisses you off. you're afraid of direct confrontation to the point of going out of your way for weeks to train him. beta fucking shit GOD I hate cowards >But muh gf if you were worth anything you tell her you don't like the guy orbiting her for sex or romance and she'd cave because she wouldn't want to lose you. maybe you arnt worth that much to her
ur a big gay pussy
Eli Jenkins
Not 6x6x6 all SuperSets. Get on my demonic level, cherubic cunts.
Kayden Wood
This is unironically the best way Read some Macchiavelli. If damage needs to be done to someone, do it all in one go so you can use the time afterwards to be kind, and you'll be seen as good in the long run. Inflicting damage on someone over an extended time will make you look like a wrathful person, possibly to your gf if this orbiter is a friend of hers and she happens to find out. Isolate the orbiter, give him a good sucker punch to the gut, let him know you're not to be fucked with. If your gf finds out she will try to scold you about it but will actually be flattered (speaking from experience, my gf at the time even said this explicitly) Stop scheming to destroy this poor sap, user. It's a beta thing to do, it helps nobody and solves nothing. Be a man
Had a girl who was interested in me, my "friend" was actively trying to get in the way, once I started dating her I hooked him up with a girl known for being a psycho bitch, she mentally tortured him for months and eventually cheated on him. Was a fucking good chuckle, he must of figured out I set him up because he doesn't talk to me anymore.
Blake Clark
/thread
Colton Baker
well I havent thought about that , plus Im on parole for assault and battery and the there was a risk of sueing , besides if and when he snaps his shit up I will claim that he didnt follow the correct advice and deny that I give him bad advice Im not scared of confrontation , ffs my gf told he is scared of me I just find it more funny to let him fuck himself up ,pluss the gf already thinks im too possesive so this isnt adding fuel to the fire while i get to act like the bigger man And all in all if he is suck a guilable fag that he takes my word for everything instead of looking some shit up then he deserves what is comming to him
Jackson Johnson
when you go for another man's gf you take the risk of retaliation and if not you're retarded and deserve it more. its like pushing someone and saying come at me brah im a better fighter. if someone you don't k ow well or like was reaching for some of your food that you cooked and you knew he had every intention of stealing it you would slap his hand away and berrate him or hit him or somewhere in between depending on how he goes about it. my gf belongs to me and any form of approach is disrespect, they know this
Jose Wilson
>on parole for assault and battery
Lmao get checked for your anger issues you insecure roidhead. Pathetic.
Parker Diaz
they guy had it comming , I was riding my bike (yamaha xt 550cc ) he almost t boned me because he was cheking his phone and he had the nerve to yell at me "Watch were youa re going punk"
Kevin Perez
>One even showed her a pic of his dick Show him a picture of your dick to establish dominance
Austin Perry
I hope to god this backfires and he makes the best gains of his entire life and cucks you for the keks.
Adrian Russell
If that happens , ill post video of him here he be will wormchad 2.0
Brody Bell
OPs plan backfires as the back curve only makes his enemy grow stronger, it's the secret (((they))) don't want you to know
Colton Harris
>go through harsh breakup with girl at uni a few months ago, fucked me up for a while >she doesn't even make eye contact with me when I see her >been stalking her instagram activity recently >over the last few weeks she has been following tens of instagram accounts based around anorexia >multiple "meme" pages like eatingdisordermemes, bulimia memes >stuff with names like tiredbulimic, cravingskinny, weightlossdiary bloggers posting about reaching their "goal weight" of 110lb >liking pictures of anorexic people and water bottles talking about eating 0 calories for breakfast, lunch, dinner >"accidentally" bump into her as she is printing something out at uni >"oh hey whats up long time no see!!" >make a noticeable glance up and down her body >"you must be plumping up for the winter I see!!" >her expression is blank as i crack a friendly smile and stride away
If you are with a decent girl she will just tell them to fuck off or give them clear signals that she isn’t interested because taken. If your woman keeps her orbiters around herself then that’s on her and you probably have a shit GF.
Cameron Gomez
based as fuck
Ryder Green
It's because he is taller than you isn't it. You're worried when he makes some real gains she will leave you for him. He already has her attention as a dyel. Imagine the attention she will give when he makes some gains.
Julian Russell
>Asking a fit guy for help >he should do his own research
You're retarded. I can see why you see him as a threat
Dylan Kelly
This. OP smells of manlet cope.
Owen Myers
>he must suffer because i am too beta to tell him to fuck off.
Adrian Phillips
>pluss the gf already thinks im too possesive
Kek. She already hates you. It's only a matter of time before she gets some courage and ditches your jealous ass.
Enjoy jail when you murder her after she dumps you faggot.
Im 6'2 and pretty confident heightwise >when you go for another man's gf you take the risk of retaliation and if not you're retarded and deserve it more. its like pushing someone and saying come at me brah im a better fighter. if someone you don't k ow well or like was reaching for some of your food that you cooked and you knew he had every intention of stealing it you would slap his hand away and berrate him or hit him or somewhere in between depending on how he goes about it. my gf belongs to me and any form of approach is disrespect, they know this and also If I was taking your fit advice serious and wasnt doing my own research on the side I would have fallen for the ss and gomad , eating raw onions and lot of other memes that are going on around here
Noah Smith
>daily calorie required intake is 2200 and protein is about 178g >actually consume 2100 calories and 164g of protein heheheheheheheeheh
Matthew Ward
lol mfw this fucker takes everything you have in a civil suit, both for physical and emotional damages lmfaooooo
>tfw when he is actually running 2g tren and comes back 2x your size in 3 months thanks you for the training tips and steals your girl
Wyatt Gonzalez
tren-cope-olone
Connor Flores
I he wont take shit , court is not about what you know is about what you can prove , to put it simply he has as much chance of getting something out of sueing me as he would have of sueing a chinese basket waving forum
Chase Gonzalez
Well if and when that happens ill simply get back to a few fuckbuddies that I used to have since is was 18 fuck some random sluts and when i feel ready ill get a new one
Hudson Hall
Top soi
John Nguyen
>this I purposely go after guy's gfs who I think are beta, just to gauge thier reaction. If there is no recourse, I'll pursue her harder until I eventually cuck the beta. I've been doing this since middle school. If a guy is pursuing your girl, it's more likely that he thinks you're a beta that won't do shit than that he actually cares about your bitch.
Jason James
Sounds like a really good way for you to get cucked lmao this is horrible advice
How user could have gone about this: Hello beta, I am bigger than you and I will physically attack you to protect my relationship. Stop orbiting. How user actually handled this: I don’t like you, and rather than actually confronting you, I’ll indirectly cripple you.
Jack Taylor
hearty kek
Matthew Edwards
If he can't figure out for himself you're bullshitting him he must be really fucking dumb.
Isaac Thomas
>a picture weak.
Joseph Ortiz
lmao 6'3" is the new manlet cutoff.
Landon Wood
You, the orbiter and your gf are human scum and truly deserve each other. You should just beat him up if you want retaliation and not play some Jewish revenge tricks. He's a faggot for orbiting a girl that is taken. And your gf is a slut for having orbiters and not telling that beta to fuck off.
Evan Price
kek
Jordan Foster
Diabolical and brilliant.
Ryan Robinson
Raw onion is not a meme
Camden Brooks
>walk past co-worker without saying hi >oh sorry I didn't have my glasses on >mfw I wear contacts
Not terrible advice, but; >Ask me how I know you have no true conception of the modern American court system.
Jacob Baker
Understandable actually. As a fellow rider I neither condem or condone.
Matthew Foster
I agree with the majority in this thread. The fact that your gf is letting some guy orbit her is a major red flag. You've already said she finds you possessive. this all sounds like a disaster. I'm a fatty who fucks fat girls on tinder but at least i don't have to deal with the cringe tier drama shit.
Zachary James
Based
Ethan Phillips
>gaze met with a cutie in the bus >she looked at me, I shy away >saw her grinning >hate to lose look for rematch >gaze met again >look at her 10sec, this time she's the one looking away >she seeks to take revenge until i leave >only she finds my face with a grin
