>wake up after 5 REM sleep cycles
>drink a mixture of lemon juice, water and himalayan salt for hormonal regulation, whey protein to stop muscle loss after a full night of sleep, apple cider vinegar to increase stomach acids so I can properly break down proteins for muscle and brain gains
>prepare breakfast
>read the news from a variety of carefully selected, politically diverging sources as I eat it
>do Anki flashcards for memory improvement and language learning, having used a frequency dictionary to form Decks in German, French, Russian and Spanish
>brush teeth with organic toothpaste, as regular toothpaste contains xenoestrogens that disrupts testosterone production
>go to the gym
>about to do my carefully calculated hypertrophy day on my DUP system
>listen to a lecture on German Idealism as I do it
>use Smart Audiobook Player so I can bookmark important parts and make notes later
>finish workout
>drink black tea with ginger as I get my herb supplements for energy, recovery and testosterone production
>time to go to work
>select my daily podcasts on a variety of subjects: sports, politics, economics, history, philosophy, all of which contribute to making me a well-rounded person as I wageslave
>get to work
>practice muscle contraction as suggested by Eugen Sandow while I work
>eat a meal prep that perfectly fits my macros on my break
>end of shift, go home
>meditate as studies have proven it decreases cortisol
>divide my the rest of my time into structured Pomodoro study sections
>read about several subjects, practice any skill I'm currently learning
>take a cold shower when I'm done
>use only organic products, again minding xenoestrogens
>start my korean school girl-tier skin routine with a variety of oils and creams
>use volufiline for facial gains and minoxidil for beard gains
>go to bed with a book, read until tired
>turn off lights
>realize i'm now tangibly a better person than I was when I woke up
>set alarm after 5 REM sleep cycles
Wake up after 5 REM sleep cycles
Is this a parody of fitizens trying to find happiness in their life?
> Visit US.
> Get shot.
>parody
never gonna make it
this but unironically
> Visit Europe
> Get Raped at knifepoint
If anyone does this unironically please kys
>visit UK
>government knife control laws in effect to keep the peace
>get raped at truckpoint
>>brush teeth with organic toothpaste, as regular toothpaste contains xenoestrogens that disrupts testosterone production
Tell me more about this.
It's bullshit
>wake up
>decide to ride motorcycle to work
>asian immigrant with no license swerves into my lane and collides with my 2018 Harley Davidson Sportster
>i snap my neck and die instantly
all for nought
They're putting bullshit in toothpaste now?
bump
Bateman is this you
This is only a problem if you’re the kind of dipshit that eats toothpaste.
We are not going to “make it” bros its just coping and delusion
HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS
>implying you are not eating the toothpaste
topkek
oi da loicense
Haha now imagine doing all this but being UNDER 5'11" in height
fucking lost during lecture
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
based
Skin care ruined the whole thing you flamboyant fucking faggot
literally nothing wrong with being a poofta
Everything wrong you paraphiliac
just because OP takes up the ass doesn't mean he is inferior
Loving the energy from this thread
Man you sound like one depressed loser
You incels quite this movie way too much.
Grow up you toxic man-child
How will he ever recover
Nowhere in your post did you mention interacting with a human being.
Think you're taking /sig/ a little too far
K, Bateman
>interacting with a human being
Surely, you jest?
Gets trigger by someone quoting a move
Yikes
Isthis copypasta or are you an autist for real? Jesus all that shit and i bet u r still dyel virgin
I WILL NEVER EVER PLAY ARCANUM FOR THE FIRST TIME AGAIN REEEEEE