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If you guys really want to get laid that badly just download tinder and fuck a landwhale
Or pay $200 to have sex with a pretty prostitute for 1 hour.
Shhhh..there, there, buddy. It's okay. It'll be [spoiler]hopeless for all eternity[/spoiler]
What is it supposed to say in the movie?
We all know the feel user
"hes a fucking bladerunner"
SOMEBODY TOUCH MY DICK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
What are social skills?
Just touch your own dick until you cum loser.
Something you pick up from practising with landwhales because there is less shame from failure with these subhumans.
Thanks.
>her smile
>his pity
This one hurts
Jesus m8 youre right i didnt see it thay way, the chad pitying you the thot laughing at you is like fucking highschool all over again
Based user. Also checked.
There's no way sex worth $200. I'd take the money if it was offered to me frankly.
I've paid for sex many times and I just see it as an entertainment expense. I'm gainfully employed after all and it beats jerking my own meat yet again like a fucking ape. Besides, fucking girls as hot as these high-end escorts would be close to impossible in real life or just cost just as much or even more on top of all the effort I have to put in.
Do you not feel like it's setting unrealistic standards for future gf though?
Nah I've had gf before. Sex with whores and sex with gf isn't the same.
Do yaoi doujins boost test levels?
Nah you should give up on degenerate porn cartoons, they are worse for you mentally than real porn.
If you guys are finding it too hard to meet girls, why haven't you considered taking the homopill?
I wish everyone telling others to get a hooker would understand this, sex with a hooker is like jerking off but instead of your hand your using a pussy, sex with a gf makes you feel fulfilled and wholesome
>girls as hot as these high-end escorts
Post pics. High-end escorts usually go for much more than $200
I'm assuming they're professionals with ads online so sharing a picture really isn't a breach of privacy.
agree 100%. The feeling of pure contentment after the two of you orgasm is the best feeling on earth.
forgot to add, basking in that afterglow would most likely be an added expense and be super awkward with a hooker.
agreed. also cuddling is better than sex.
not that I'm some faggot who would turn down sex because "I just want to cuddle". I mean the aftermath of sex where you're just lying with someone who you have genuine feelings for and feel appreciated by is even more satisfying than going at it.
almost all hookers offer "GFE" which I assume covers that but I agree it's probably pretty awkward. not for the girl but for you, doing the mental gymnastics that it's real and still having to pay for it.
You still have to pay even if the girl is your gf. As a man, you always have to pay one way or another. Don't ever delude yourself into thinking otherwise.
How? Backpage and CL are dead and buried
t. virgin who read a MAD magazine
My gf would pay my bus tickets to come and see her and pay when going out i was broke and she was a waitress now i have a job and money but no gf to share it, having a gf>>>>>having a job
I'm not American.
I mean ex gf
who is this cam whore and does she fuck him if so can i have the videos
Still. I want to see what $200 gets you. I haven't gone to a prostitute my self but it's legal here so I've browsed the online ads a couple of times and what you get for $200 isn't that attractive.
you know most girls these days are completely fine going dutch?
You can get half hour of a middle end 8/10 prostitute in italy m8 and probably a 10/10 in Hungary, Ukraine or Thailand
Who is she?
no amount of lifting will make this feel go away
>a 10/10 in Hungary, Ukraine or Thailand
Sure. I meant $200/hr
Here 200€ is like the bottom of the barrel price, which is strange because it covers everything from absolute landwhales to decent 6/10 chicks with fake tits. The decent chicks are obviously from Eastern Europe but it's weird there's no offerings for below that price point. Sure I can probably find a junkie willing to suck me off for meth but I meant legit professionals.
High end is like 500-1000€
>cuddling is better than sex
cuddling and that sleep after sex is better than sex
Well you can always do a hookers trip around eastern european countries and South asian countries, you'll be weirded out by the amount of brits americans and australians you'll find
Oh I have no interest in fucking hookers, just genuine curiosity.