What gives you pleasure in life?

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your mum

yeah same

empty apathy crew reporting in

To crush the janitors
See them driven from my shitposting
And hear the lamentation of chink moot

getting dubs checkem

Had sex with a girl i really like yesterday. She's funny and kinda like a bro with a vagene.
Nutted hard after hitting that brapper doggy. She's somewhat overweight (20kg to lose to be a fitness model), but damn pounding fat girls feels amazing.
Then i banged her again this morning.

Unless the bar also knocked out her teeth, I think she would have at least one way to resist.

This. Been looking for a purpose for awhile now

Lifting,fucking, banter with broa,reading good book
>Seeing gainz from my next cycle
The best one

Yes, I feel less like shit when I'm drunk.

Going out drinking with some big titted whore, get a buzz on, walking back to my place with her, stopping occasionally to grope her huge tits with my grip strength from massive deads, make her squeal in pain/excitement. Smack her ass as she walks up the stairs in front of me. Ejaculate inside her pussy five times over the course of the night/morning. Never call her again. Repeat with different big titted slut the next weekend.

I wear a condom though I forgot to add. And I know these girls and they only sleep with me btw.

And Santa Claus is real

I'm not a faggot, the worst I have to worry about as a straight male is herpes and the occasional uti.

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Writing, nofap, and reading.

rage

based

The knowledge that I will be in the dirt soon

Alcohol and its not even pleasurable its just one of the only things that gets me to feel anything. Lifting is the other

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

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loving my family

Fucking somebody at least 20 pounds overweight minimum

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Making others feel better/ less insecure through never making.

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No pleasure for you. I’ll just take it instead. Check em.

Absolutelty nothing and I have no idea what to do about it.

Video games, eating & drinking, jerking off

Based

the cute girl doing hipthrusts in my gym
she makes everything worth it god bless her

unironically?

sharing my life with a woman at my side

hate me all you want
but what i long for is companionship and a bro can't give me the same feeling as being with a woman, the intimacy and all that combined with exploring the world, living life
is my greatest pleasure and imperative

Being slightly numb all over and warm is honestly the fucking best.
I would've necked myself ages ago if it weren't for alcohol

Try things that sound interesting to you
Learn a musical instrument, start a sport, join a club, read books, travel
Anything that sounds like fun and try it out
I actually found out what gives me pleasure is just staying online and lifting
I think you gotta ask what you'd do if you had all the money in the world

>What gives you pleasure in life?
Going to the gym
Fapping
Memes
Video games
Dnd
drinking
Youtube videos I've seen a hundred times over

Current short term pleasure: reading on the failure that is Chris chan

Firearms
Working out
Camping/hiking/exploring
Vacations
Video games/ internet

I'm don't have a gf because I don't want one right now (am 21, still virgin). Completely by choice.

having a good laugh (me making someone else laugh with jokes and quirkyness")
self improvement
video games
internet
boxing
educating myself
being around genuine nice people irl /No fake two faced people, that will talk shit behind your back once your not around)
porn..... need to get a grip and not fall victim to the jewish industry.
cold showers

Share some vids m8

Playing and watching sc2
Fapping
napping
Buying clothes
Work ie. Optimising/designing warehouses and supply chain stuff
Eating full fat raw cheese like Comte
Jow Forums

Whenever these alcohol induced throat ulcers decide I can eat without pain again

>Completely by choice.

burying my face in a slampig's disgustingly odiferous sweaty teats and inhaling a heavenly whiff of boob stank as I reach a point of climax while jamming my lil ol ding dong right up against her cervical os

>working out
>my job
>my family
>my chainsaw
>watching anime
>driving
>food
>buying shit on the internet
>browsing second hand sites for equipment
>coffee
>stocks and the market
actually a lot of things when I think about it

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hows that based she would bite your dick off. pretty sure she dosnt want your nasty cock user

Deadlifting

what kind of anime do you watch
i like some anime but its so hard to find anime where the male main has literally any backbone whatsoever. like for example grand blue and konosuba they had backbone i instantly liked those. it just feels like cancer watching some japanese """""males"""""" in action

>grand blue
absolutely based, my fren

I hate doing this to you but it said 20 kgs kek
Reply and tell me about yfw

That's the funniest part lmao

Dude watch JoJo's bizarre adventure morning but manly chads

there are so many
jojo
baki
hajime no ippo
boku no hero
fist of northstar

etc etc etc

I used to watch a lot of anime. Now I'm just watching Zombieland Saga. I'm probably going to watch index after a while being a long time fan, bunny girl senpai, and goblin slayer (it's shit). For you I'd recommend Baka Testo (made by the same guy that made Grand Blue), Hataraku Maou-sama, Hayate the combat butler, Binbougami Ga!. There's a lot of good shows, but 90 % is pure shit. I watch some of the shit shows like harem shows because guilty pleasure. I've been watching anime more and less my whole 32 year old life. I was sold when I watched Kimagure Orange Road at about three years old and Moomin at about five years old.

Literally nothing at this point

Can't recommend Berserk enough, but it has no proper anime adaptation. There's 2 decent anime adaptations of the first 10% of the story, but to get the real stuff you have to read the manga.

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The anime skips a bunch as well, and the manga has some amazing artwork.

Doing God's work, user. Thank you.

>Shooting guns
>Hiking
>Climbing
>Lifting
>Wrestling
>Music
>My friends
>Self improvement

Fucking fat chicks
Seriously had one last night saying how she's not worthy because I'm so hot

The only thing that makes me happy is my gf
>tfw when she left me for another guy
>tfw she left after I found out they were fucking while I was at work
I can't do this any longer

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>not broodwar masterrace
Let me know when you want to make some serious gainz

>Jow Forums in a single post

>spend years lifting just to take advantage and fuck a fat chick whos way below your league

T-thanks Jow Forums

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Crush my enemys, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their woman

>Playing and watching sc2
Based.

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>getting leaner
>increasing my strength
>making money
>buying new clothes
>nutting inside of new girls raw and not getting STDs or getting them pregnant
>improving every day

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ironic humour

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deep french kissing with teenage asian girls

kissing flat tummies of teenage asian girls

cumming inside of teenage asian girls

>Playing music
>Lifting heavy stuff
>Fixing things
>Loving and having sex with my gf
>Going on fishing trips with my friends

Life is pretty good honestly

how do you avoid prison?

sex and sucking titties

My white wife

Based

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I didn't say underage, I said teenage.

getting rekt in kingdom death monster

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>Same hobbies, but older and with girlfriend I will probably marry.

Recently I've begun to be much more interested in learning how things work, the properties of the materials they're made of, and how to build them. Mostly just guns, cars, fitness equipment, and booze.

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Having sex with new attractive women who find me attractive

Literally my only goal in life atm. I just want to bury my face in a cute thicc girl's ass and breathe in.

>nutting inside thots without condom
>not getting STDs

brah thats not how STDs work

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4chins always makes me laff.
Watching old 80/90s movies and reminiscing in the nostalgia of my younger summers, everything was so much better back then.
Lifting weights.
Getting mired by the girls at the gym.
Receiving my paycheck at the end of every month.
Waking up and having a clear skin.

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