//FRAUD//: inside the mind of the delusional coping dyel edition

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Yes it's reddit, find a better compilation of information about steroids on the internet if you don't like it.

Also, include:
>e-stats
>age
>time spent lifting
>height
>weight
>BF%

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

And most importantly,

NO SOURCE TALK (This isn't up for debate, you will be banned). Figure out where to get steroids on your own.

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I am just trying to give you the impression that i have enough time on my hand that i can spend over here to let you know that your life is more interesting than mine.

That is only hope you have left right? I am an honest man. Let's this be a fair battle. I allow you have this thought against me. The manlet thing is outdated.

Again no pictures of your face, muscles or woman you are dating. Panically trying to find something else to could possibly outdo me. lmao

Actually I am at work right now. So i am getting payed while i am btfoing you fucking beta's. Seems like a good deal right.

So in your delusional mind you made yourself believe that by just having friends and ''spending less time'' over here means you are living the life right. WHILE looking probably like pic related. Am i a correct? Please feel free to correct me if I am wrong. I am still trying to figure out these beta thoughts you all seem to share over here.

>he can’t get test e at a local pharmacy without prescription
lmaoing @ ur lyfe

Forget the picture. 95% of the people that try to confront me over here

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>Do you let your gf text or snap other guys? She gets upset when she sees other girls in my inbox or text, even if they’re just co workers

Do you know where snap is mostly used for? lmao. That's a good sign that means she is still caring and loving you. Could you imagine that she wouldn't care about any of those things. Then you should start to worry.

There is a clear difference between just business related stuff or just texting out of work stuff.

>Actually I am at work right now. So i am getting payed while i am btfoing you fucking beta's.
I'm at work too. Difference is my job pays more than minimum wage and isn't pajeet tier. But whatever makes you happy bro.
>So in your delusional mind you made yourself believe that by just having friends and ''spending less time'' over here means you are living the life right.
Imagine being so delusional that you think having a social life makes you beta and posting on an anime imageboard everyday for three years straight makes you alpha.

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Aren't you that faggot who was bragging about his 5/10 roastie gf?

>Again no pictures of your face, muscles or woman you are dating. Panically trying to find something else to could possibly outdo me. lmao
Why would i, we were talking about money. You're the one who keeps saying you're not hiding anything and are happy to BTFO everyone by posting proof. So go ahead, post proof of how rich you are. Didn't you say only beta's keep secrets?

It's not like we really need proof or anything, we all know you're just stuck on some minimum wage office cuck job. It's just fun to see you sperg around and try to change the subject when asked for proof of your wealth.

Can you imagine being DYEL as fuck with a shitty / no job and seeing your girlfriend message a jacked dude. HOW INSECURE WOULD YOU BE? How can anyone not jump out of bed every morning and go to the gym every day in fear that the girl you “love” might meet someone better than you?

If she didn’t care about those things I’d ditch her. Fuck being with anyone who thrives off of getting attention like that.

How accurate is this? I either fucked up the conversion to inches or this is really fucking sad.
I barely even lift and I apparently have little to nowhere to go in some areas.

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HOLY FUCK IM ROCK HARD RIGHT NOW MY GF JUST FUCKED THE LOCAL INDIAN GUY AT THE GROCERY STORE GOD DAMN I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE TWINK RIGHT NOW AND I LOOOOOOVE IT

Not accurate and that’s what gear is for. Genetics don’t matter

No we actually make use of the pajeets because they are cheaper.

But even though after here posting ''more than you'' i am still superior in all the things in life you care about. That's like playing life with 99% handicap mode and lowest possible health while you play it with god like cheats and are still losing. DAMN

No according to our good looking alpha judges she was first a 3/10 and then it became a 4/10 somehow and now they start to feel sorry for me so i was upped to a 5/10.

Are you that ugly loser that is soon reaching wizard mode? I am will cheer for you bro you can make it just 2 more years and you are there. Keep believing in yourself that is the most important thing you can do.

Are we talking about money? Who said that? If you can show me your face, body and gf then i am gladly willing to accept your offer.

No we don't need to proof anything at all we are just relying on your meaninglessness words right ? Because that is how you substantiate your arguments

I take that back, genetics matter to an extent but not for putting on massive size. You can be a freak but not look good

Stop making reddit roid threads you mentally ill faggot.

>No we actually make use of the pajeets because they are cheaper.
You dumb shit, you are the pajeet. They pay you dirt and you're happy abou tit because you're too pea brained to know better.

> i am still superior in all the things in life you care about
citation needed

>Can you imagine being DYEL as fuck with a shitty / no job and seeing your girlfriend message a jacked dude. HOW INSECURE WOULD YOU BE?
I don't know since I am not experienced with that, but let ask our anonymous beta friends that can probably share a lot of stories that are related to that subject

No true. Big ramy is one of the 0.0000001% elite that can put some much size onto his frame. That's pure genetics

>If you can show me your face, body and gf then i am gladly willing to accept your offer.
You are willing to post your face, body and gf without other people first posting theirs, but yet you aren't willing to first post some kind of proof of your wealth. What does that tell us? That's right, it tells us you're another average minimum wage cuck that probably lives in some kind of shitty appartment aswell, with fitness being the only thing you've got going in your life.

>Wrist: 6.7inch
Sorry but it's over.

Lmao it's so fun to rile you up you dumb faggot. Really brightens up my day because no matter how bad of a day I have, at least I'm not "has no friends and pretends to be alpha on the internet" tier loser. Enjoy your 8.50 euros an hour, I'm sure your gf totally appreciates living in a complete dump with an ugly poor manchild.

Why are you trying so hard to be like supermang?

But i don't have the mustache and the accent yet.

Havent i provided you enough evidence yet? We are on a fitness forum so i assume you care about muscles and you are probably heterosexual so i also assume you care about woman.

You are free to post them, I am not stopping you, no need to hesitate. But the fact you don't post them is because of the fact you are actually aware that they mean shit to mine. Sort of preventive damage control. Clever move.

I already posted my apartment, here it is again.

Seems like you are more riled up than me right now. I am actually far from ugly and I am also not poor. Stop lying to yourself, it's not making anything better for your own shitty situation. If you want to better yourself you have to start to recognize the problem in the first place.

The first challenge would be looking at yourself in the mirror for more than 10 seconds without getting suicidal thoughts. You think you can do it? You are up for that challenge?

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What actually defines a freak though? Is it 300+ lbs or just respectable mass (~230lbs+) with veins looking like spider webs?

Oops, I thought it said penis circumference

>I already posted my apartment, here it is again.
Thanks for proving my point you poorfag, it's because of your minimum wage job that you have to live inside an apartment. Maybe one day you can get a real job and actually have the money to afford a house.

You can practically hear the furious typing of masT already right now.

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Why would i get in a really devastating car crash that would mutilate my face to the point it looks 0.001% close to mongs face. I will never get to that tier of ugliness anyway, it's not worth the try.

That would be a personal thing i guess. Normies standards are different than bb-standards. Roelly, Markul Ruhl and Ramy imo really have these freaky monster genetics most bb don't have.

It's far more than only weight. Things like muscle density and overall thickness are also things to take into account.

Perhaps you can pinpoint what you would describe as something that could be classified as a poorfag from that picture, because I am not able to see it. I am not saying I am rich, but being a poor is not what i would think when i would see this picture.

I am just trying to get an insight from a wealthy/rich man like you.

Man, your apartment reminds me I need to decorate mine more, specially the walls.

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Vladmir is THAT YOU? I’m a big fan

I am not mad, I am proving my point you fucking loser.

>Perhaps you can pinpoint what you would describe as something that could be classified as a poorfag from that picture
The fact that it's an apartment and not a house.

Sure manlet

Dasvidaniya commander. Good analyzing. Yes i spend more time than you over here. That argument already has been debunked more than 100 posts ago. Maybe your analyzing skills are not that great after all.

I love to spend time over here, especially at work. I told you guys I want to give you the impression that your life is more interesting than mine even though you are not able to prove it and are also spending time over here. Oh yeah but you are less here than mine, that makes you cooler than me. That was it right?

I hate those meaninglessness woman unnecessary decoration stuff. I only need a plant and maybe some paintings on a different wall. Not on the wall from the picture.

Thus you are saying that there are no expensive apartments? Interesting.

Good luck getting a house in the cool parts of any actually big city

>and maybe some paintings on a different wall
This is what I'm talking about,

Wanna get a huge one over the kingsized bed. Would look gucci

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>Thus you are saying that there are no expensive apartments? Interesting.
There are, but yours isn't one of them.

You must either have a low-paying job or live in America.

I've recently lived in Paris, Stockholm and London

It's pretty hard to find something that really fits with the rest of the apartment. Especially something personal as paintings, that also should give a sort of message/meaning.

We will get there. What is your style like?

I wasn't aware i was talking to a real estate agent. Or are we talking about the attributes?

I never claimed i was rich. But the things you see in that picture aren't really what a poor man can afford. I mean the tv costed 2k alone. Come on man, this is barely tickling me

Tren PIP is pretty annoying.

I haven’t been able to figure out what causes it online because everyone is retarded “the PIP comes from the tren crystallizing in the muscle”

Is it the specific excipients/oils used for tren that makes it worse than test? Almost makes me think trenE would be better since it wouldn’t be so many pins

>or live in America
Thought the US didn't even have a top 5 city as far as price goes, I'd bet not even top 10 with maybe NY being the exception

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> those fucking delts

This is perfection IMO. Maybe 230-245lbs off season and competing in 212. Tight mid section and masssive upper body no ugly pregnant gut.

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It’s around 3000 USD per month in Washington DC. $3500 in San Francisco, CA for a studio apt (400-600 sq ft).

You're right
mentalfloss.com/article/536315/these-are-worlds-10-most-expensive-cities

America has so much empty landmass getting a house is really cheap compared to most of Europe

I am curious what he will do in the open division. His overall thickness is really INSANE

Funny how DEXTER claimed he is too small. He will probably even dwarf Dexter

"I am not mad."
-Someone who is actually mad

The way that he and frank McGrath train is unreal. It should be the fucking Golden standard.

I’m interested as well. He brings so much thickness to the stage and I think his height will work in his favor in open. I’d love to see him really put on size and not get restricted to a certain weight.

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>We will get there. What is your style like?
Good ol black white beige, with dark green to go with the terrace and the grass.

Thinking about nature paintings, probably along the lines of foggy woods or mountains.

Will go well

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Wasn't me. Also makes no sense what he is trying to say because when when I am trying to make a point you would just know it.

Why should I be mad?

The only downfall might be his height. But then again if Bonac can make it to top 3 he is also able to.

As long it fits in the context of the rest of you apartment style and it's really meaning something it's fine either way.

You're half right

Frame and proportions are key for looking good, but you still need some mass
If you have a shit frame and proportions (like myself) but can throw on a lot of mass you can be visually impressive and jacked but tend to look more freaky and least aesthetic
If you have a shit frame and garbage size genetics you're doomed

Hey mast, what kind of car do you drive?

>testosterone considered a controlled substance and gets treated like a narcotic

>meanwhile trannies can get straight estrogen delivered to their door for pennies on the dollar

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Calum von Moger? More like Calum von mogged lmaoo

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delet this

That's because you don't have a medical condition, you don't need it.

What happened?

Not sure how accurate that list is. I’ve lived in three of those cities but the most expensive place by far was Luanda, Angola. Rent, food, general living are all way more out there - look it up

it aint cost of living, there, it's cost of surviving

It’s basically the Dubai of Africa and full of oil millionaires. Everything is imported with huge markups. It’s not what you think it is

It's kind of what I meant, this isn't a livable place naturally

Apologies, yes nothing natural about the place. Massively corrupt like most African countries and limited domestic produce. Almost everything is built by the Portuguese or Chinese, and most food comes from Portugal or Brazil

fucking retard

with all the xenoestrogens put in food and plastics surrounding us since birth, taking testosterone merely puts you on par with the average man from 70 years ago

150mg Test e should put a healthy guy around 850-1000. It wasn’t that high even back 70 years ago

700 is on the higher end of the spectrum nowadays
what doctors consider healthy test levels are much lower too

Also taking a minor amount test in adulthood won't equalize the years of exposure to fucked up chemicals pre-puberty

True. Probably why males are getting shut down earlier in life.

No thanks Jeff, I’ll control my own hormone levels lmao

>jacked guy goes to the supervisor of the gym and whispers something in his ear
>supervisor winks and smiles
fucking roiders!

coworkers won’t stop calling me Muhammad after 2 months melanotan

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>me at hospital getting lung n heart checked out
>nurse takes height weight 190cm 112kg
>BMI 31
>sir you are obese
>lift shirt show abs
>do i look fucking fat??
>ohhh..
fucking BMI that shit is so stupid

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I think he will hold 220lb - 225 nicely, and be competitive but to stand next to the 5'9" guys weighing 250lbs + will be a tall order. Anymore and he will blow out his symmetry tho

Haha fatass

Mooncookie said Blaha is microdosing tren, is that retarded or does it actually do something?

BMI is for average people and fatties because it can't take into account muscle mass. Fat percentage scales don't work on fit people for the same reason. It's fucking dumb

look at blaha

Anyone start using gear at 19?

he does loads of gear and still looks like that though, hes the problem not the gear

There was this girl freezing at the pool and she clung to me for warmth and I helped her find her mother

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Just finished chest boys.

My BMI is like 29.6 lmao

Yeah it is an it just shows how stupid some doctors can be

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where do y'all people get their roids from

i use sourcecheck but all the shit listed is underground labs -- is that still chill w u guys

what can I take that'll give results without fucking me up?
not 20 yet so I've been told to hold off on taking anything

Gtfo

>restock is gonna cost me 600 dollars
>should have been 810 but source gives me 4 free items for orders over 600
holy fuck I forgot how expensive this all was, my last restock was in March
I mean that's like 75 dollars a month which is honestly not that bad but 600 at once hurts

i can literally order 25 vials of test, 15 vials of deca, 25 grams of anadrol, and all of the ancillaries id ever want for half of that??? have you ever considered brewing your own gear mate

Can't you read

bullshit. unless you're brewing yourself you aren't "ordering" that much gear for that price unless you live in bumblefuck columbia or Kuwait

last order was 400iu hgh / 10x test e 250 / 5x mast e 200 and some ai for 800€

Just homebrew everything but var and pharma ancillaries (or DNP I suppose if you fuck with that)
Oil solutions and oral suspensions/solutions are easy as fuck

my mom has been taking var raws for the last year/year and a half and shes doing just fine?

Thiccccc

Gay

I'm not gonna cap raws unless I want to be a drug dealer and var raws don't like to be in a solution/suspension (unless you want to make an oil suspension which can work, but then you run into other problems like spoilage)

roast me

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dyel tylerone

Why tyler1? He looks so much taller compared to me

You look like fucking Neo when he woke up from the Matrix for the first time.

What do you guys prefer when on gear, a bro split or something as ppll twice a week?

Also total sets per bodypart per week?

as much as you can handle 1/2

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and if you think you cant handle one more rep. do two more

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Seems like too much volume unless you’re eating 5500 calories per day

It’s not that many reps. For years, 750-900 reps a workout was standard for me.