Anyone on Jow Forums date a varbie? what's it like?

She stole my fucking money for drugs, she was mentally unstable, raped as a kid, and became a instawhore. She was disgusting like all the other women who take roids, the mood swings are insane and when I dumped her the next gold she went to dig came out of the closet 2 weeks later to a black guy.
I did a natty, they're better than those nasty man bodied trannies kikes are trying to normalize

what the fuck is that and how gay do you need to be to get hard to it?
that looks like a man

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Some days I wish we still lived in Internet 2005 days.

Is that pronounced “gay-o-meter” or “gay-ohm-itter”?

Tf is a varbie?

Kek

I have. Let me tell yah, they fuck in a serious way you better be prepared for. They will buck like a damn horse, and they cum easily... like every 20 seconds and they practically death grip your cock. Speaking of which, don't let one fuck you reverse cow girl. The grabbed and squeezed my balls when she came... the idea of it seems hot, but when a girl like that is on top of you not paying attention to reality because her giant sized clit is spasming and her rough calloused hand is crushing your balls next to the bursting point you will seriously reconsider many of your life decisions.

>t. have slept with 3 girls

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I thought it was an anavar pun or something along those lines.

>paying dinner for something that eats like a fattie and is nearly unaesthetic as a fat.

Honestly sounds amazing tbqh.

>nearly

i dont like varbie i think barbelle is better

The difference is natty of not. Basically rough skin, mildly thining hair, alto voice, and big as fuck clit.

Back when the economy wasn’t shit, normies had know idea how the internet worked, and free speech was still a thing

Roid girls are less ogre-like in contrast, both offensive but one less so.

Yeah Iv'e dated crossfitters and physique and bikini competitors. Crossfitters were horny as fuck all the time definitely the var. Can't say the same for the physique and bikini competitors though especially when it got down to showtime. Always moody as fuck libido was super low and some of the most insecure women I've ever met. The crossfit chicks were pretty cool though especially outside of sealife. Always willing to go out and do recreational things like hiking, snowboarding. I had a few over helping me in the summer with my walkway.

gay-ohm-itter

This. Starvation = poor libido. I can be running Testosterone only and have trouble getting it up if I'm in a hard calorie deficit I literally need viagra at times and even that won't cut it if you're too fucking hungry.

It is

it is

most of the girls i know seldom use their phones
they also have bfs and are out of my league :(

...penis?

It do be