>mom found the callous jar
Mom found the callous jar
Grayson Reyes
Kayden Baker
better than my 22 liters of urine in my room
Nathan Lee
>mom found the booger pile
Nathan Campbell
>Mom found the poop sock
Dylan Rivera
>mom found my 1rm
Carter Mitchell
>mom found the bbw flashdrive
Henry Robinson
>mom found the weightloss spatula
Cooper Sanchez
>mom found my shemale porn collection
/spoiler/ I'm actually afraid of this /spoiler/
Hunter Ramirez
>mom finds the semen stains on the wood floor in the corner I used to nut in when I was young and too lazy to get a tissue
I just told my parents i spilled coke there and never cleaned it up. I hope no one ever brings a black light in my room.
Jace Watson
To clarify I must’ve busted several hundred nuts in that corner. Whenever I was about to come I’d lean forward to make extra foreskin that pull that and pinch it closed so my dick ballooned up and I could walk with my load ready to deposit. In my world of warcraft days I’d do the same thing when I had to pee only I’d walk to the bathroom.
Christopher Hernandez
underrated and kekpilled
Jacob Williams
>mom never loved me
Connor Morales
imagine the smell
William Clark
>mom found my toenail collection
Jose Morris
>mom finds the trophy collection
>collect panties from each girl I've fucked as a trophy
Henry Hill
>mom found the redpill bottle
Brayden Anderson
>mom found the needle
Jonathan Thomas
>mom found out about my taste in women
Michael James
>that's the worst he has
/trash/ wants a word
Blake Smith
>Mom found the empty peanut butter jar collection
Grayson Gray
brother....
Hunter Thomas
>mom found the rectum radiator
SHE THREW IT OUT TOO WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAAAAAIN
Jaxson Rogers
>mom found my 'mommy mire' thread drafts
Ayden Lee
just buy a lockable suitcase
i put my onaholes in there
Lincoln Lopez
This actually happened recently
Robert Sullivan
your mom found out how much you like sticc weeb girls?
Michael Foster
>mummy found the piss jugs
Aaron Bell
>fungus sock still safe
Jackson Jones
>mom found the thicc technically legal girl passed out in my bed
>goddamnit mom you're supposed to knock not come rushing in.
Brayden Sanchez
>mom knows i borrowed her vibrator when I was 11
Benjamin Gonzalez
>mom found my rotten meat jar
Jackson Scott
How'd she find nothing?