today my parents told me that when i was a baby they molested me pretty much everyday. this is probably why i'm always "aware" of my asshole and why i have no gf.
also, what's the best way to hit my upper obliques?
Today my parents told me that when i was a baby they molested me pretty much everyday...
Luis Cruz
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Jordan Rogers
>dad activated my asshole awareness
Hunter Morris
Explain how you are “aware”
Deadlifts
Ayden Howard
Sorry user. How did they go about having this conversation with you? What do you mean you're aware of your asshole?
Jacob Rodriguez
>he doesn't have a constant mind-asshole connection
never gonna make it
Dominic Scott
Ask your mom if you can fuck her in return.
Lincoln Martin
How old are you and how the fuck did that conversation happen?
>user, come here, we need to tell you something
>We fiddled with your poophole when you were a baby
Cooper Bell
Is this why I can't shit as often as everyone around me? Am I the only one who wasn't molested?
Tyler Howard
>helping mom reorganize living room
>moving chest thingy
>open it and find a bunch of photo albums
>find one pic in one of me crying with my pants down with my dad rubbing my asshole
>show her and ask what the fuck it is
>she tries to explain it away but i didn't buy any of her bullshit
basically, they had me wear these weird pants they made and made me shit in them, then they played with my shit and smeared it around my asshole and stuck their hands inside me. she said they did this every day, sometimes even 2 or 3 times a day until i was like 2.i feel like i'm gonna throw up and i never want to see them again and i don't know what to do and my upper obliques are trailing way far behind the rest of my physique and its fucking up my v-taper and i can't fucking hit them right and its all just too much
Joseph Wood
May you find peace in your later years.I too have found skeletons in my family's closet. They're sick fucks and you've done nothing wrong, you'll be ok.
Distancing yourself from them is ideal, no loving parent would molest their offspring, yours and mine were wired wrong.
Get out into the world and carve your destiny even if just through obliques.
You're gonna make it brah.
Thomas Robinson
Damn nigga, that’s rough. Move out of your parent’s house, or beat the shit out of them. They can’t call the police, if they do they will get in trouble
Ethan Johnson
Lolwat
Anthony Torres
if by upper obliques you mean serratus, then anything overhead. OHP, overhead side bends, and fucking pullovers.
Joshua Stewart
Woah. Did they give a reason as to why? It sounds like they thought it was good for you or had some reasoning. Def not saying it's justified, just curious
Connor Lopez
Also, have you tried twisting with cable cross like >Jeff does?
Matthew Clark
>gets anal raped as a baby
>cares only about his obliques.
Christian Baker
These ones
youtu.be
Jace Miller
they said they were just "cleaning" my asshole. also, i'm homegym and i don't have cable machines
Luis Reed
That kinda sounds like they made you wear a diaper and wiped you off when you shit yourself bro
Bentley Ward
put me in the screencap
Camden Thompson
Yeah I'm thinking this Except maybe for the part where you day they stuck their hands inside your ass...? Like, how many fingers? Cause anything more than 3 fingers past the third knuckle, or all five fingers past the second knuckle is a little suspect. But if it was less that that I wouldn't worry, bro. I even do that just wiping my own ass on the daily it's pretty standard personal hygene desu
Leo Johnson
What's the difference between a bowling ball and OP?
>you can only get three fingers in a bowling ball
Austin Wood
Jesus Christ, put me in the screencapture
Aiden Morris
I hate that i have to share pockets of digital information with people like you
Juan Clark
>the internet is involuntary
Likewise, I guess.
Owen Gutierrez
The what?
Robert White
Jefferson deadlifts are pretty good for obliques. Just remember to switch sides for each set/ramp. Nothing would make them sore and target them the most. Carries over to sumo which is a plus. Also, extremely safe pull to do.
Ayden Ward
Pics or it didn't happen
Carter Williams
Bro, im enjoying my fucking breakfast. Srsly tho, even tho thats a hot phantasy -Your parents are sick fucks. Get your shit together and make the best out of your ass-awarness perk.
James Young
this is what making it looks like
Asher Gomez
user... it sounds like they were just changing your diaper. something that happens to literally every baby
Jacob Johnson
get copies of the photos, blackmail them or literally beat them everyday.
sounds like you have the power now user
Noah Nguyen
put me in, lads
Joseph Clark
This is why I never come here during Australia time
Kevin Hughes
>this is probably why i'm always "aware" of my asshole and why i have no gf.
BULLSHIT
you're making it into an excuse.
Do deadlifts, and counterrotational ab excercises.
Cooper Miller
I didnt say in return for what i have to share the internet with you for, congrats on being gay tho
Noah Collins
put me in cap babby
Xavier Cox
thats just what changing your diaper is you cretin sperg
Nathan Murphy
Women suck their baby's dick to calm them down, what's your excuse?
Benjamin Roberts
source on that
Samuel Reyes
So much this
Camden Martin
post pics
of your obliques
Jack Stewart
Lmfaooo
Justin Davis
i thought they do it to calm themselves down
Aiden Ramirez
Did you turn out to be a faggot because of this?
Adrian Jones
Please be fake, jesus christ
Jayden Nelson
Sorry, son