Why do volleyball girls have big butts with no cellulite?

Wow you guys are rude!
I wont get any help just because im a female?
Makes sense that girls dont come here you weirdos

jumping you dumb roast

Thats right, now fuck off. Stupid filthy cunt. I hope you die of cervical cancer.

>Makes sense that girls dont come here you weirdos

We don't WANT girls here you dumb faggot

Male
>How do I OHP 2 plates
>How do I increase push ups
>How do I run faster
>I just squatted 300kgs
>How do I get broader shoulders
>Whats a good routine for joining the military

Female
>Lee duur how do I get a nigger butt

Women make me sick. I wish i was gay desu.

it's because they have muscle.

post your fucking ass you dumb hymen-less skank. you have nothing to contribute and no one wants you shitting up the board unless you're going to offer the one thing of value you actually have - pics of your body that i can jack my penis to

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it's lighting and positioning mostly, almost everyone will have some cellulite in certain positions

i bet you watch incest porn

Wow I guess I was really wrong about this board. Im really sorry that I just want to look and feel better about myself as a person and Im sorry that modern standards of beauty and fashion emphasize having a large round, smooth butt.

Its unfair to put women down for going to gyms and doing lots of lower body workouts and wearing tight pants. Yeah so wut, I like showing my ass off to guys. It makes me feel good and helps me lift more. You guys wear singlets and show off your arms which is the same thing. And no Im not going to listen to the argument of 'Having strong arms and upper body is functional, having a big booty isnt' because fuck you. I can work out my ass, show it and still get respect from you losers.

Its 2018, fucking grow up. I speak for all females.

yeh, I'm sure becoming a competitive beach volleyball player is the most efficient way to achieve a big butt with no cellulite

>Yeah well at least I lift
>bragging
>about lifting
>on Jow Forums
You really don't have much going for you, huh?

>I can squat more than you too
How much do you squat? I can only barely squat 3pl8 because I hate squatting

>And this isnt /soc/ either you ugly thot cunt
I'm a man. Calm down incel and return to your board

>Either contribute something fitness related or fuck off
Your sperg rant has nothing to do with fitness

>'How do i get a bigger butt' is not a fitness topic
It actually is and the more girls with nice squat asses the better.

lmfao I wish I could see you both right now

>makes sense girls don't come here you weirdos
Youre the weirdo treading into territory you don't belong and not even having the decency to follow the rules. Who needs girls when you can have cute boipucci?

do you even know how to make like meatballs or something equally simple? get in the fucking kitchen and learn a real womanly skill, no one gives a fuck about your shit-covered ass you fucking reatard

White knight.
>I'm a man
No youre not lol
>You really don't have much going for you, huh?
Im not the thot on a male dominated fitness board asking how to get a big ass purely for the sake of vanity and so you can catch more cock.

Go save a kitten in a tree you homo

t. child abuse victim. go back to r9k. this is fitness related.

you're even worse than the vapid hole of an OP

Why is it every time I visit this board, it gets more and more infested with fucks from Jow Forumsincels? Why is it that Jow Forumsincels are unable to articulate themselves with nothing but anger towards women?

Genetics. Kill yourself and roll again.

It's called exercise. Are you retarded? Is this hard to figure out?
You've probably permanently ruined your body already so it most likely is.

Wrong again flanders. Dont project your memories of your dad onto me.

Its always been a robot board sweetie. Its jist that we lift. In fact its why we lift, The anger and void needs to be filled with something. Dah.

Does anyone else film thots in gyms then upload it on /b/? I really have no respect for women in gyms. There sno reason why you cant work out in shorts and a t shirt. Not booty shorts and a bra.

>he wouldn't save a kitten from a tree
Well if I thought you were subhuman before this only confirms it.

They lift because they hope moving weights will make someone see past their horrible personality and fall in love with them lol

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>They lift
>They

So you are a cross board casual.

Cmon, how much do you squat? You started out talking shit and when I told you I squat 3pl8 you dropped it. Post body right now

I am not from Jow Forums, you are, thus I use they. We are not alike and you do not belong here. You will never, ever make it.

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Post body.

Says the girl with a cunt.

I was here before you. Jow Forums is an Jow Forums board. Deal with it. We are also Jow Forums.

Post your body squatting 3pl8 and Ill post my body squatting 4.

You first.

>he's too scared to post body
We both know you don't squat 4pl8, you're lucky to squat 2pl8 if I had to guess lmao

listen to me, woman:

Bulgarian split squats
hip thrusts
Leg presses
Lunges

All 4x9. Also eat at a surplus, sleep 8 hours a day, avoid stress. That's all you need.

that image applies to literally all of Jow Forums lmao

>Shes too scared to post her body
>We both know you don't squat 3pl8, you're lucky to squat 1pl8 or have a penis if I had to guess lmao

i squat 4.5pl8 and you're a faggot, now post body

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Fuck off and go to a gym you fucking sow. Also learn how to cook and eat meat instead of 2K calorie "vegan" starcucks garbage

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Welp thread derailed, thot destroyed, running back to her instagram account to complain about patriarchy. My job is done. Off to the gym.

Women dont belong on Jow Forums.

the fuck happened to fit when i was gone? this is the most cringe thread i've read in ages

>can see the pixels
>1080x1120
>picture has been edited
This isn't you. Next time pick someone who looks like they wouldn't break in half just unracking 4.5pl8

>Jow Forumsincels

go back to rebdit you dried up whore

you haven't read your 1RM thread then i see

The picture has screenshot in the name lmao.

less chicks are giving up the cat. Less dudes are willing to play the game. Blame it on social media and tinder lol.

cellulite goes away when you get fit though, right? right???

So sad that incels are frauding like this.

U know the drill, tits or gtfo

>how do i get broader shoulders
A-ok!
>how do i get a bigger butt
FUCK oFff RoAstIEeeee!!!! REeEEe

this is your brain on virginity

ITS NOT A CRIIIIME

calm down you all, give advice or mind your business

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Damn. This whole time I thought Jow Forums was one of the more normal boards lol.

Sit on my dick until failure (on my part)

Would wood #3

It is but occasionally an incel breaks free of the containment and shits the place up like when manlets escape the pit and fuck the gym up.

It's still not a normal board tho, just more normal than the others

i'm not sure what's worse, the incels or the redditors complaining about them. they've always been here you dumb cunts, no one gave a shit about them til reddit started migrating and posting as if we can't tell they're fresh off the boat

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>acts like he has been here forever
>1539967798446.jpg
>6kb
>250x203
>d-don't complain about fuckwits or i'll call you reddit

Cringe. Way to bite the bait

Idk, never became so slovenly to develop cellulite. What I can tell you from viewing before and after photos of fat loss, you will forever be disgusting regardless

Truth.

>muh ekuality

based.

fucking based

Based and sexpilled
>Not using the cuck word gender

Please tell me you're only pretending to be a fucking moron.

Seems pretty simple to me...start playing volleyball

do you know how those people that play that sport look like that? if you train like them, chances are youll look a good bit like them. fuck off retard

Tits or gtfo
Seriously

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Marry a volleyball girl, and diet to get rid of cellulite.

muscle to fat ratio. Asses with a lot of muscle behind it are more likely to be firm, butts that have more of a fat layer will show cellulite

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>women ever having a 'very thin' layer of fat on their lower body

You'd be surprised. There's a lot of variation, even before lifestyle/fitness factors

>drawing fat fucks with a lean face

none of the ones with there faces exposed are particularly pretty user...

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Proof women are fucking stupid, straight from OP's mouth.

He's telling you to do the kind of training volley ball players do. Not become a pro volleyball player, you fat fucking sow.

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Is this your first day? It's a fucking troll post

>woman
>Jow Forums

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>mfw I was hoping for more volleybutts in this thread
>mfw I should have known better
>mfw I have no face

>t. sister plays and is captain of her team
Y-you ever mire your sister's ass user? What does her underwear smell like?

AlphaDestiny has a nice butt

Fat women definitely don't have normal or smaller layer of musculature on their legs and ass. They're squatting 300lb daily

get your shit together

MOAR volleygirl ball teamsss

Training has diminishing returns, so you can get withing 95% of their fitness fairly quickly.

So much for free speech

>(((interesting what the mods delete and what they leave behind)))

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It's not a woman, it's actually a faggot

>volleyball
Those are actually BEACH HANDBALL players, dummy.

Beach volleyball players have different bodies with relation to indoor volley players. As playing in the sand increases your muscle mass in your inferior body you can easily see thick legs, nice asses with nomal fat distribution.
Indoors are mainly lanklets.

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Handball and being a defender in football are two of the only sports I've been good at. I wish I would have joined the fucking handball team as a teenager. Too late to fucking think about that now eh.

>manlet
Sorry bro, sports were never on the cards for you.

I'm 5'10. Plenty of 5'10 athletes, especially in football.