What are some Jow Forums careers? I'll start

getting a phd in intersectional feminism

welding is horrible for your health and only idiots do it. actually now that i say that, it seems pretty Jow Forums to me.

making up bullshit is pretty Jow Forums

Retards making $65/hr

>t. Oilfield welder

And you're still somehow living paycheck to paycheck

>tfw was top of the class in school
>had 2 friends who almost got left for another year because their grades were so bad
>I study in uni now to become white collar wageslave
>they weld shit underwater in Norway and make literal millions

Daily reminder that you will NEVER make it unless you are a male nurse

I climb comms towers up to 1000 feet high. Its graft and it impresses the ladies.

when i was 16 i was autisticly attracted to becoming a welder because it looked fun but parents literally wouldn't let me apply for apprenticeships because they said it would be automated soon :(

fucking factory worker reporting
on my feet for 12 hour shifts....afterwards go to gym
wage is ok lots of overtime opportunities if needed
paid once a week
unionized

meh its alright

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trainer of underage female gymnasts

>no brogrammers
Sad

whats up with nursing, i know lot of young people going nursing, i dont believe they like taking care of disabled, ugly, fat people

what are thr good and cons of nursing, im studyng physical education but i feel like its a waste of time there are lots of PEDS cant even get a job

How do you reach ultimate welder mode? Do you think of asking them about it and joining them?

Good pay, high demand, tons of variety in the field. Overtime pay is sicckkk

How dont you get a boner looking at them?
Student majoring in Applied Mathematics and financial history

being gay helps

This is what I am in school for - psych ARNP. Fantastic field to get into.

Lucky whenever I see a my neighbors 14 year old daughter I cant help but sexualize her. She always wears these tight clothes even in the winter.

Running a gay cam agency in Ukraine, strictly no homo of course.

This is me. Downside is working around a bunch of gossiping women.

its not about getting or not a boner, its about dont fucking harm the child you sickfuck

kids are pure

I wouldn't never harm the child moron but it's annoying how she flaunts her tight petite body

>it's annoying how she flaunts her tight petite body

this is how to spot a first world pedo, based degenerare john scottman

Orthopedic Surgeon

>she flaunts her tight petite body

lol user, looks like you are the kind of guy that thinks "shes asking for it hehe" hope you are nothing but trolling because in the way you speak or write seems you are going wild on that little so get a girlfriend and stop looking at little girls, get well.

Zookeeper
Pay is shit, but you need a bio degree, and you have no idea how wet girls' panties when I tell them I literally train lions for a living

>yea, I could totally get you a behind the scenes tour to feed the red pandas some time
>yea its definitely pretty dangerous
>wanna see some pictures of me holding a cute baby tiger?

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>manual labor
>instant respect
lmao maybe from a 4yo playing with toy trucks

>giraffe's face when
I actually want to work with animals but I'm not entirely sure how exactly just yet through my degree.

I own and operate a sports supplement and nutrition store

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what degree you getting/have?

I'm this fag I'll have my master's next semester

>I actually want to work with animals
factory farm vet tech lmao

thats great man, i want to have my own gym but thats a very long term goal

keep it up

I did that for 3 years up in Alberta! Some dude kicked a ratchet from the candelabra almost killed me when I was clipping in lines 200 ft below. Decided to go back to school. Wild job and fantastic money although no way Id do it with a wife and kids due to long road trips.

psychology is relevant enough to get into the field. the beginning is shitty, because most entry level jobs require at least a year of zookeeping/exotic animal care experince

apply for zookeeping internships (unfortunately most are unpaid)
most zoo's have internships posted on their website, or a great resource is AZA.org (go to their jobs section)
once youve done an internship or two, you can apply for seasonal or temporary zookeeping jobs, and after that full time.

its insanely competitve, godspeed bro

Thanks buddy. Im not sure where you live, but if youre looking to open a gym, personal training facilities are the way to go. My 5 year plan is 2 more stores and a facility that i can rent out to trainers. Thats where the money is at, while keeping your overhead and cost low. Of course if your goal is full scale, commercial thats more profitable long term, but 5x the investment.

Civil Engineer - Chicago
Great job, pay is middle class but employment is all but guaranteed. Plus I work with manly men so we yell a lot but none of that Pajeet backbiting shit you IT guys suffer through.

Zero chance of ever getting outsourced to China or automated. Can work in any city worldwide. Just got a transfer offer to Nashville, but I love Chicago, warts and all.

>Pay is shit
lmao not chad

I have a PhD in that. Did you actually get a research job? I'm basically a programmer now

Paramedic

>BLS monkey
get some real skills

No, I'll graduate next semester. I have no idea what I want to do, outside of working with animals. Math (Stats) is by far my weakest point and I never had a solid Stats professor so any research position is basically out of the question.

Physical therapist

Ive been thinking a lot about BSN. Can real nigga RNs give me a quick rundown on an average day?

the dream

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see here's the thing dipshit, even if you don't personally WANT to help people out of the goodness of your heart, people will still pay you incredible wages to help the kind of people nobody else wants to help.
Turns out good actions still make you a good person. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

EMT

CHANG THUNDERWANG

EMT

>fufilling blue collar jobs
>firefighter
>police
>welding
>mechanic
>EMT

Anyone here got any experience in firefighting or EMT?

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>Physical therapist
What's up guys Jeff Cavaliere here athlean x dot com

high test

>fufilling blue collar jobs
Plumber, electrician, farmer, or business owner in blue collar field. Nothing else is even remotely Chad. Friend is a land surveyor making like 60k at 23 with only trade knowledge, however, he works 12+ hours a day sometimes 5 days a week, sometimes 6.

>firefighter
Actually Chad if you can find a place that will hire you. Just keep in mind pay is dick for the first few years

>police
lolno. Shit pay, ball busting hours, shit timeline to be a cop, and most cops are fatty fat-fats

>welding
Only good if you can find a company that pays you a decent salary. Most welders work ridiculous hours and are functioning alcoholics

>mechanic
Boomer-tier

>EMT
Only good if you intend to GTFo ASAP for something better like firefighter

What's an easier job, Physical Therapist or nurse?

Which is a better job?

EMT is cool, fun job, but yeah i only recommend it if your using it to get into the healthcare field. The pay isnt good enough for what it is

Ever performed a hip arthrodesis?

PT requires more school, but is a lot less stressful. Nurse has better job growth, more demand for your skills, and better long term career paths if you choose to specialize or become an LPN.

I meant LNP

I’m a welder. I make 2500 New Zealand dollars a week before taxes and I only work 48 hrs/week. You definitely don’t have to be smart to do it but you can’t be a pussy, so all the nursing and stem onion boys itt couldn’t hack it

Do you mean making fun of a man doing a woman's job? Do you mean making fun of a job that has incredibly high turn over rate because its shit? Why not just become a doctor instead of the doctor's bitch who has to play with other men's dicks and wipes other people's ass for them? Trash job

>police
>Shit pay,

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Firefighter and paramedic. Lifting bariatrics is a true test of strength, not to mention lugging heavy equipment and having to be able to carry people in general.

Compared to a multitude of other fields, yes.

like restraining people do you?

>this
specifically military or tactical medics

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I plan on getting into corporate law hopefully working for a large firm or an ad agency

Quit my office/factory/warehouse/driving around 4 year job 5 months ago and money is running out. No idea what to do next.

For psych, which is different...
>get report
>learn about patients from chart
>morning med pass
>perform and document physical and psychiatric assessments on patients
>talk to them all for a bit, write nursing notes, update plans of care and goals
>run groups, as a nurse you are licensed to do some types of group therapy, psychoeducation, etc
>implement any other orders or talk to docs if you are requesting any, things like wound changes
>handle the violent outbursts and meltdowns with IM injections
>bullshit around with coworkers and patients

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Oh and admissions and discharges, they take a ton of time. Psych is very legal oriented bc you are basically taking away peoples constitutional rights, so theres a lot of paperwork and legalese involved. But then you can force people to stay in the hospital and make them take meds by mouth or injection if they refuse.

Working on getting personal trainer certification while I do my Masters and PsyD in Sports Psychology.

Average nurses salary in California is $120K. What are you waiting for?

60k for a state trooper. You could make that much as a lazy IT nigger who's been in the industry for a few years and have loads more room to progress.

Daily reminder that you will NEVER make it if you are a male nurse

Yeah but muh powertripping and muh gun.

Seriously those are legit points

>be comfortably upper middle class no matter which state you work in
>with an associates
Hurrr yeah that sounds terrible

Get a concealed weapon permit and your good to go. Unless you live in some commie country that doesn't allow that in which case LOLOLOL

Are you on gear?

Work ethic was strong in nz in the fields i worked in, landscaping and healthcare

How easy would it be for you to secretly fuck a crazy bitch at your workplace?

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>just become a doctor bro
>just lose the better part of a million to education and opportunity costs so you can make 1.5x what a nurse with a masters makes.
Are you just upset that your caretaker doesn't wipe your ass properly, retard?

I respect trade school graduates more than medfags.

Same goal. 3 more years to go!

Paramedics deserve more respect than doctors and nurses.

I say this as an outsider.

>live in california.
>only way to get a CCW is with proof of your life being in danger and/or being a woman fearful of rape

he said underage bro. Why would you get a boner? They're kids

Like I said, sucks to live in a commie country

I can't really give you a "average day" because work in emergency, where every day is 100% different. (though can get similar cases). Emergency has different departments within itself. Got Resus which is for extremely sick / high risk patients, acute which is for moderate risk patients. 2 Trauma rooms (someone's got stabbed and lost litres of blood / hit by car etc), then your subacutes where they come in with bullshit their GP can sort out

Cali is a blue shithole, I'd rather do it in Texas

>bro anyone can make $60k no biggie

Wanna know how I know that mommy and daddy paid your way through life.

Anything with as many of the following as possible.
>Accumulate money gains asap.
>Low stress for bonus health, hormonal and brain gains.
>Low required hours for bonus lifting time, having hobbies and outside endeavours.
>Gets you some social status: healthcare, emergency services, lawyer, etc.
>Contributes something productive to society.
>Position of power, whether that's management, doctor, police, etc.
>Regular schedule so you get the bonus gains from regular sleep and meal schedules.
>Interact with people to show off gains and get better at interacting with people.
>Able to mix time between standing, walking, sitting for health gains.
>Limited sustained time in compromising positions, such as hunching over a workbench or all day sitting.
>Limited physical exertion, if physical then not constantly demanding or repetitive, have you seen most retired tradies?
>Limited to no sun exposure if living anywhere other than Northern Europe.
>Famous and rich if possible
>Professional athlete if possible

Trust fund baby who does some philanthropy, volunteering and social engineering, and competes in some kind of sport, with tons of free time seems the most Jow Forums though, too sad.