How to acquire Lucifer's body? It's so aesthetic

I had night terrors and sleep paralysis as a kid. I also had sleep apnea and asthma which went away and lessened with actual medical treatment. I was religious and wholesome as a kid.
The only times since childhood I’ve has a spell were times out of normal sleep cycles where I was napping at a strange hour or semi-awake, basically waking up over and over to turn off the alarm, and it was extremely clear what was happening to my body, which was akin to being drugged by narcotics during surgery. And it only happened twice since early childhood, and yes, I’ve been an atheist since 15, but only two minor fucking times, not scary at all.

Just get to a church and tell a priest everything that’s happened to you, the full truth.
They’ll know what to do from there.
As far as your ability to be saved, anyone can be saved if they willingly accept Christ as their savior.
But please, for your own sake, get to a church ASAP.
Best of luck.
(I recommend a Catholic Church btw, they specialize in demonic exorcisms.)

>demonic exorcisms
didn't want to sleep anyway

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Checked. It’s scary because humans are rational and conscious and eternal pain and suffering is extraordinarily scary to fathom, but also levying the threat of which is a highly effective controlling strategy for the masses. Aka religion.

It happened to me sleeping on my side, too. Doesn’t change what I said. Read up on it. Your body is normally paralyzed during sleep when you dream so that you don’t move around and act out in sleep. Sometimes your brain wakes up partially while the body is asleep. During this time your brain is capable of reason and self analysis, but hallucinations of all natures are still possible. The tight feeling is a constriction of breathing

I used to get sleep paralysis frequently, complete with nightmares that segued into hallucinations. Eventually bullied my way through sheer exasperated irritation, I guess that puts me on par with YHVH.

Because he's real and unless you admit your sin and allow Jesus into your heart to pay for that sin, Satan rules your life. Jesus loves you, user, and He's more than willing to give you the salvation you need if you'd only ask for it.

Based and Holypilled

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Bump, anyone have a routine so I can look like the painting in the OP?

>unless you admit your sin and allow Jesus into your heart to pay for that sin, Satan rules your life.
So those who aren't exposed/educated/converted are damned, by the failure of Christians?
Your problem is you need to put more faith in God, not religious dogma.

Sell your soul x eternal damnation

>The best assumption is there is no satan or god.
Pascal's wager begs to differ.

When you die, you'll wake up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks and one of them's going to say, "We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts...”

Light weights, baby.

1xF betrayal of Jesus
1/3 x Angels banishment from heaven

Don't do this, you'll lose your gains
Just remember to repent at the last moment and luciboi can't do shit

>pascal's meme

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>So those who aren't exposed/educated/converted are damned, by the failure of Christians?
To add to this
>if damned
Then they are damned without being at fault, as they could not have known
>if given a freebie
Then teaching them introduces the possibility of them going to hell, when they'd go to heaven for sure otherwise

Because he has such good abs.

I've always imagined that reincarnation is the most likely form of "religion" since energy can't be destroyed. Your current energy keeping you alive will just drift onto something else until you eventually reincarnate into another being from the always moving energy. Makes sense in my retarded head anyway.

Why does god give you le magical decision time of now until the second your physical body kicks the bucket to determine your eternal salvation? Why wouldn’t god provide a more convincing show of his existence?
Why did god create man/ Adam and Eve knowing they would jam everyone else’s shit up? How is god all powerful and all loving if he would create such a shitty outcome?

Pascal's wager was a joke by Pascal himself.

Pascal's wager also assumes there's also one particular god. In reality there could be infinitely many entities, many of which could be far more pissed off that you believed in the WRONG god than no god. Also assumes that cynical belief just to hedge your bets counts just the same as genuine belief

It can't be destroyed but it can be converted. There is no "energy" keeping one alive, rather the process of life converts chemical energy to thermal and that process is supported by a system that ensures its continuation, looking like life to an external observer

what's your thoughts on reincarnation? think it's more likely than other things like Gods, afterlifes and all that?

You'd first have to try not existing. Then you'd be getting pretty close to looking like lucifer.

I don't think too much on it. I doubt there's something preserved after death, and if there is it doesn't affect me. I don't remember anything before my birth, I doubt I'll remember anything after my death. What I know is that I'll experience life, here, now. So I'd rather bother with making this one a good one.
Which is why I spend half my aftrernoons in the gym rather than the church

Hitler is the real savior, you jew worshipping faggot.

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Jesus has your back, he knows kids are dumb and say dumb shit. Get your spiritual gains on as well as physical and you’ll be fine.

Primitive Christianity cunningly appealed to the imagination of a world of superstitious slaves (eager for some mode of escape that meant not the giving and receiving of battle-strokes.) It organized them for the overthrow of Heroic Principles; and substituted, for a genuine nobility based on battle-selection, a crafty theocracy founded upon priest-craft, hell-craft, alms-giving, politicalisms, and all that is impure and subterranean. It is a doctrine at once disgraceful in its antecedents, its teachers, and in itself. Truly has it been called ‘the fatal dower of Constantine,’ for it has suffocated, or is suffocating the seeds of Heroism.
Both ancient and modern Christianism and all that has its root therein, is the negation of everything grand, noble, generous, heroic, and the glorification of everything feeble, atrocious, dishonorable, dastardly. The cross is now, and ever has been, an escutcheon of shame. It represents a gallows, and a Semite slave swinging thereon. For two thousand years it has absolutely overturned human reason, overthrown common sense, infected the world with madness, submissiveness, degeneracy.

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>that body
>twink
if he's not an angellet, then you're suffering from dysmorphia

You're definitely going to hell. I'd get as much out of satan's gift as possible. bang as many chicks as possible.

Lucifer does a PPL routine with no rest days
PPLPPL...

Why are evil figures so cool and alluring? what would someone like jordan peterson say about it?:

you honestly think if there is a god he wouldn't see you pulling that shit?
"you only believe in me because you weighed the consequences?"
*pulls the lever that drops the gate under you, as you fall into Hell*

of course, all abrahamic religions are Slave Morality
all hierarchies are bullshit

He'd tell you to go clean your room

Consider the possibility that god likes sneaky know-it-all assholes

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>christcucks

be edgy and betray your dad and your bros like a faggot

>God is Odin
I can work with this.

Convert to islam

>selling your soul for GAINZ

sounds Jow Forums alright

you dont have to be taking drugs to hallucinate. Are u retarded?

Sincuck

and y tf are u beliving in some demonic shit but sleep paralysis is unbelievable for you

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>97% of real nazis(not internet larpers) were christians

Ouch! Nice try tho shlomo. Ur d/c wont work here

>not selling your soul for maximum gains

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Do you think the model knew he was posing for a painting of the devil?
>'So, Mr. Cabanel, what am I posing for this time?
>yea ur satan lol
>[crossing intensifies]

Work out and have a good diet

Also seems likely that there is some super powered humans like just ask the C.I.A.

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seriously, what's the reason behind it? In psychological archetypal terms.

lol is he crying? What the hell did he think would happen?