Stacy said thay you lift. Why you dont look like it?

as if an autist like you can even talk to a girl let alone get to smash

Based

homely chicks are more fun in bed user

"Fuck out da whey"
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

Nice power gut Karen. That skin tight white dress really shows that sticks out as far as your tits.

cool 5s
it'd have to be 3 though

4 looks like a sly deviant

based

1 Would get her arsehole licked.

>Stacy said thay you lift. Why you dont look like it?
implying you would ever come up in conversation + followed up about that conversation if you dyel

oh hi 2nd girl from the left, buddy says you aren't pregnant, why you look like you are?

1.4,2,3

I don't know if you retards ever go outside, but that is literally what most girls look like

braised

I like 4, but who cares I already have a girlfriend.
>t. tradcuck

these girls are all ugly
the only reason you think they aren't is because of the cheerleader effect

1 4 3 2
Good thread

y-you too

These hoes are 5 at best.

You look like a woman, yet you talk like a child.

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>fat, flat skags trying to give me lip
I think I'd just bust up laughing tb h, wouldn't be able to get a comeback out

id do ungodly things to the first one like raising a happy healthy family and having a supporting relationship

God I woudl fuck the shit out of number 4. My dick would be buried so far in her ass who ever could pull it out would be called king arthur

too much makeup, she probably looks like a hag without it

This is why you focus on traps, delts, lats, triceps and upper pecs. These are the muscles that you look big when wearing clothes.

No, you do some autistic powerfat strength program because muh strength base

wii fit and zumba

There's nothing wrong with doing SS for 4 months or so (or however long it takes you to stall) and then switch to a bodybuilding hypertrophy focused program

How much should a 5'10 manlet eat while bulking?

I'm asking this in all modesty: Are you really too dumb or lazy to calculate your own tdee?
How do you want to aim for succes if you can't even do basic things by yourself?

Wow Stacy said you were cute. I guess her judgement isn't as good as her blowjobs

Muh tdee tells me that i should bulk with 2'400 cal, but the nibba is implying that it's insuficient.

Both

3k

The fuck? Are you a small child? Do you go to the gym? Do you walk at all? My BMR is 2200 then I burn another 700 on average between gym and walking about so I bulk at 3500+

@48427263
360 degrees would mean you are facing them again, retard

newfag

Nice bait m8

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Patrician taste friendo. they are all a bit chubby but that one weilds the thiccnes

2 is also protochub

i ain't taking this doublebait

This

Because I need something to lift up, cmere hot stuff

your tdee is 1'900. then you google how much a regular bulk is which is around 500 surplus making it 2'400 right?
If you wanna dirty bulk you can go above that but you're gona gain more fat as well which you will have to loose again it can be more fun though, depending on your character / life position.

This is why everyone should cut before they bulk.

Fuck all those TDEE calculator etc. It all depends on fucking everything. What kind of work do you have, how actively are you daily on average, do you do cardio, what kind of your lifting sessions are, how much muscle mass you have and the list goes on and on.

Cut down to 10-12% when you can see abs and feel lean. Then start bulking with whatever you think is ~500 surplus. It's so much easier to see results when you can look in the mirror and scale at the same time and see if you are getting fat too fast and adjust accordingly. If you are not losing your abs and not putting weight you are obviously eating too little but if you completely lose your abs and definition after a month even though your bulk was supposed to last 6 months then you can also adjust very easily and just cut calories drastically.

>Oi, cas fack yew cant.

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mein neger

if think youre all a bit blind because shes a bit of a butterface but 3 has the best body

hahahahahahahahaha
what a twink

my man

I would follow you into battle

this ain't it chief

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based

bigger than mine unfortunately

i don't care what average sloots think.

>future

Found the american.

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NAAH FACK STAYSEE, SHE'S A BEECH

lmao

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thought I was the only one who caught that

Put your glasses on drunk bitch

>5s
fuck what are my standards

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You said you run. Why don't you look like that?

Are you blind all of them are already fat

just pick them up and press them

Yes you can instantly tell the 3rd is a kike. Doesn't look even remotely human.

1 is clearly fake smiling, probably as fake as her personality

1 is still the only one that is even remotely fuckable. For the other ones I would need to be involuntarily drugged.

Based

>Stacy
All of them look like 5/10s except the one on the far left, which is a solid 6.

Why are you fake blond and all of you act like cute pretty things and not like the broken cunts you are?

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>tattoo on number 4
BLHEEEEERFHGHGHGH GROSS EWWWW disgusting roastie whore

>tha shit
>stacy's

2nd from left has no mirror in her home, she has no idea of her swinging gut.

1-4-3-2

Only correct choice.

here, i'll let you feel my bicep.

Y'know, some day it's gonna slip into real life and you're gonna say based and if I hear that it doesn't matter who you are, I will kill you.

what do you mean
thats the only one who looks a little human/educated, you guys have shit taste

>Fucking women for personality.

When will they learn?

Jew detected. She looks like a fucking goblin that snorts grinded up shekel dust for breakfast.

Based

pfff ahahaha

>same generic hairstyle on 3 of the thots
one reason why I like Japs so much

the two on the left will cuck you somehow
the one on the right looks jewish and gross
2nd from the right is left and yeah she cute

Tell Stacy I have some BBC for that bitch

This is the only correct answer

>3rd from the left
u mean 2nd from right? isn't that easier you dipshit?

>let's go fuck Chad. Stacy said his dick is HUGE

Big quads aswell my boy. If you can't fill your jeans you'll be a clothed chicken.

Hairy arms?
>Get the fuck out of here

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Women don't talk like thus you dumb faggot