Memorable Gym-goers thread

probably london lol

There’s a scrawny poo at my gym I hate who wears the clothes he wears to work, sits on the leg press not even lifting, and yammers loudly into his phone in some godforsaken language.

There’s this short 5’10 skinnyfat guy with Alzheimer’s at my gym that keeps doing some movement where he stands over a barbell, bends over, pulls the barbell up into standing position, fucking stands there for a second with a blunt, confused look in his eyes, and then puts the barbell back down like he forgot what he was going to do with it. He attempts 3-4 times, but then gives up trying to remember and just starts doing squats.
He keeps murmuring something about a lightweight baby the whole fucking time.

The Amazonian goddess - short hair, brown skin, maybe she's Latina? Anyway, she always wears tops that expose her abs (no six pack but looks solid) and shorts that reveal as much leg without showing off her cunt. From what I can tell, she does HIIT and barbell supersets. she's the one of the few hotels that use the rowing machine. She could probably kick my ass and I'd cum from it. She looks more tough than the regular gym thots we have.
The Chat Dad - short older white dad. Looks like he has a steady diet of light beer and weightlifting. He brought what I assume are his two sons to the gym a few times but now I only see him lifting.
The Vegan Squatter - I'm not crayon if he's vegan but he wears thick rimmed glasses, has plugs, and wears a lot of black. I've seen him and only him stretch before squatting with a band between his knees and assuming the crab shuffle.
The Lanklet Leglet - white dude with a Hitler youth cut, about 6'3. Comes in basketball shorts and tatted legs. His first lift is ALWAYS deadlifting 4 plates with the hex bar, followed by leg pressing 4+ plates. His calves look small so I assume that's why he focuses on legs.

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>she's the one of the few hotels that use the rowing machine.
>I'm not crayon if he's vegan

>be a couple of years ago
>uni rec center recently got some heavy bags
>I hit the heavy bag at home, but I'll try it out at the rec center
>two heavy bags hanging in one corner
>put on gloves, get to work
>about 5 minutes in, another dude walks up to the second heavy bag next to me
>huge fucking traps, neck, shoulders, arms
>bald/shaved head
>he's got one of those weird altitude/oxygen-deprivation masks on
>fucking looks like bane
>literal big guy 4u
>I nod hello
>he nods back
>we do our thing
>near the end of our session, one dude walks by
>"You guys training for y'all's big fight?" Laughs and walks away
>me and Bane look at each other confused
>Bane laughs, then continues
>realize I'm wearing my stupid shirt with the Batman logo on it.
>mfw

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2 dudes at my gym who are always there so i think they're personal trainers. i cannot tell these middle aged dudes apart because they both look exactly like steven segal before the weight gain. i know there are 2 of them and they both wear all black or black tracksuits. one has a ponytail and one doesn't.

kek i imagined this in my head

Thats how reading works retard

Who cares? Just go ask them to move it you autist.

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Mobile posters, when will the learn

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>implying that isn't the tightest shit

>hmong
what

NO FUN ALLOWED

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There's a 6,5 blond dude with a devastated hairline and a ponytail. His chin is also nonexistent, his eyes blue look like his whole fucking family died a minute ago, but he is fucking ripped. He was doing Oly lifts next to a squat rack for an hour. I look up to the Leper Viking in all senses of the word.

Holy fucking kek

I used to go to Gold's and there was this kid who would show up every single day and just stand in the weight room punching and kicking the air like the most stereotypical ninja-sexual autist you've ever known. They told me that he had the most premium membership you can buy, but he never used any of the facilities. He just flailed around in the weight room. Needless to say, he was scrawny.

>this goddamn pasta
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME

All my Hmong bros on cycle lmao

There's this ho in my gym with enormous tits and a perfect body whose "sports bra" is basically lingerie that can barely contain her giant perfectly shaped fat tits and her spandex "leggings" dig so deep into every crack and curve on her lower body that I might as well be having sex by looking at her.

She always comes with her boyfriend and does lunge walks from wall to wall behind the squat racks while he stands in a corner doing curls. I saw her at the grocery store the other day and holy shit I was actually offended she's basically exposing her genitals and breasts to everyone all day god damn what I wouldn't give though...

Funny though she's a 12/10 body with a 5/10 face

Grow the fuck up, dumbass.

Do you know where you are?

There's this asian dude who's been doing the same routine everytime I seen him for the past 2 years at the gym I go to.

Looks like a fucking dyel but can OHP 2pl8. It's funny everytime some guy sneers when he puts the four plates up and when he lifts it five times they stop smiling.

Also there's this giganigga who blasts weeb music with huge PR's but I think he changed gyms cause I haven't seen him in a while.

absolutely scandalous

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reddit-tier gif

there are the gay-looking slightly balding 30yo metro manlets

also there's a guy that sprays on so much perfume you can't work out in the same part of the gym

>The roiding mini-nigger
dude's like 5'5 and has a decent physique with low bf%, does nothing but fucks around in smith machine while talking obnoxiously loudly on his phone

>the 'powerlifting' couple
two fat fucks who only do heavy compounds which aren't very heavy but relatively alright

>SS+GOMAD
dude looks exactly like the virgin from chad vs virgin comics, does a routine very close to SS with pretty good form on all lifts but fucking pitiful weights. Slow gains, I've seen him go at it for like 6 months now

>Moleman of making it
Legit the ugliest bastard I've ever seen. Fat and terrible posture. But he's been coming to the gym for a whole year now without giving up, and has lost considerable amount of weight (still fat though). I once gave him a thumbs up after he finished a struggling set of squats and could see pride in his face when he smiled back. He'll make it but he's really fucking ugly though kek

Just tell mole man to go up to em n say hi bro

There's this guy who aggressively approaches and yells at me any time he sees me using my phone in between sets. I don't think he understands the concept of resting, which is pretty obvious when he struggles to deadlift 1.5pl8.

There is some 50-55 year old dude who does tons of meme exercises (like the ones from Jow Forums new years resolutioners meme). He also does them only for a few reps. Yesterday saw him doing weighted incline jump push ups (?), and every time he does reps he pushes the air out really hard

>His calves look small so I assume that's why he focuses on legs.
>His first lift is ALWAYS deadlifting 4 plates with the hex bar
Found his problem.

the black guy who got in my face and started yelling at me for him hearing me calling him a nigger which I did not

>enormous tits and a perfect body whose "sports bra" is basically lingerie that can barely contain her giant perfectly shaped fat tits
yes... Yes!
>She always comes with her boyfriend
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHY CAN'T I GET A MEGA TIDDY GF!?

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lmao where are you from? this reminds me of my gym

>powerlifting couple
both are fat as fuck and they always hog the gym’s only deadlift platform for like 1.5hours, doing rows, deadlifts and squats

>the ig thots
the spend like 30mins at the gym only doing hip thrusts with 10kg dumbbell while constantly checking for mires arond them between sets and leave
>the SS + gomad virgin
no sense of style, wears a bandana and clothes that look like they’re 20 years old to the gym, does a routine like SS, carries a notebook with him tracking his sets, is still fat after like a year and hasn’t made any progress whatsoever

>the massive roiding manlet
is like 5’5, wears ’ganster’ clothes that are baggy as fuck. comes to the gym, does something along the lines of lateral raise and tricep extension fluff pump work for like 15-20 minutes and leaves. massive upper body, boulder shoulders, tiny lower body

I could go on

once saw a roided out german manlet leg pressing 8 pl8s or something.

Best kek of the day

Sorry user, I went to sleep.
I'm a Slav living in Spain

There's this old man that goes to my gym who wears very colorful shoes with rainbow patterns, he has to be in his 80's.

Anyways he has a wonky memory because back in 2012, my second day at this particular gym, I saw him get in to a conversation with another old man that is no longer at the gym.

The old man with colorful shoes asked the other old man how his wife was doing, the other old man said "You keep asking me this every day, I told you she fucking died 2 weeks ago you asshole."

The old man with the dead wife ended up almost throwing a dumbbell at the colorful shows old man, so a gym employee had to break them up.

It was at that moment that I knew I was at the right gym.

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fuck I wish this really had happened

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There's a dude at my gym who no joke has memberships at like 5 different gyms and "patrols" them to make sure he has the top benchpress in all of them.

I wanna be fit but I'd rather die than end up like that lol.

Damn

>the OLY guy that looks like absolute shit and damn near snatches my fucking squat
>the wormlord with the worst form, I've seen him fuck up literally every lift with body english/fucked rom/cheating every way possible every rep and he is still at half my weight for everything but hes trying
>this italian exchange student I had a class with before than can't weigh more than 160 and reps out 185 like nothing. I think last time I spotted him he did 185x6+ and is complete ottermode
>the middle eastern dude that is straight brick shithouse. He has to be 270lbs @ 20-25% bf. Moves serious weight
>the black bouncer that wears gold docs and reps 315 bench like it's nobody's business
>the guy that was 10 lbs behind me in deadlift and we doubled up on a platform bc the work weight was so close and he just fucking passed me after I told him to do a deload
>the azn thot that only does exercises that show her ass off
>the massive guy that is one of our fb linemen that loaded up lmao4.5pl8 for squat and I got really fucking psyched bc I don't see anyone outsquat me in the gym and then he did fucking half ROM reps and I got more disappointed than I should have

A dude in his forties who:
>wears a bandana to hide baldness
>has a blind eye
>laughs so loud I can hear him through my headphones
>is a borderline molester
Last week he comes to me and says "damn I wish I was your shirt"
>"T-thank you, gay pirate"

>one short stubby older negro. he uses the small locker infront that are for valuables. he stuffs all his stuff there. i dont think he knows where the locker room is. also he almost slammed on the treadmill. sad
>one wierdo dude who counts his reps outloud. spooky wierdo
rest are normalish. older women and men. normal younger dudes. few quite fit dudes and some athletes.

>not shadow boxing your rival daily to get stronger

asians are getting ripped off

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This big bald Maori BEAST with an eyepatch (yes). Literally took his fucking shirt off mid set and kept going (bulked, looks like he's never done a cutt in his life) and starts grunting. I make eye contact with him but it's so intense I look away instantly - and I'm not even autistic or a socially anxious person. He was even grunting when not doing lifts, just resting or walking to his next exercise.

>an absolute dyel skelly who outlifts everyone in everything with ease
>a PT who loves posing in front of the mirror, taking his shirt off, recording himself and his clients working out, handshakes and chats with his bros whenever he sees them (including me since I corrected his form on the leg press machine, he was locking out his knees) and compensates poor form with a lifting belt on any lift he does, seemingly never approaches barbells but somehow still shredded
>that thot PT who showed you the machines on the first day when you didn't know shit as a complete dyel and since then always greets you and asks about your progress
>those wannabe "trainers" and gym staff who try to correct your form on your last rep of your last set
>that PT who looked like a discount Jeff Cavaliere who made fun of me because he never heard of overloaded rack pulls
>those two smelly skinnyfat poos who always work out together either fucking with dumbells or on smith machine doing baby weight and always fucking stare at you between sets
>those fucking underage kids who always do fuck all but are the loudest bunch

>possibly autistic oly lifter who looks like shit and has been using the same babby weights for like a year with no progress
>old bloatmaxxer in his 60s who benches 2pl8 5x10 everytime I see him
>assortment of smelly pajeets and Mohammads doing meme arm exercsises
>those Asian guys who lift like 4x their body weight
>generic braphogs
>loads of normies and boomers doing machines and meme lifts
>roided up Chads who go everyday at 4am and are loud af

haven´t seen anything impressive at the gym expect this one time which was some real shit.
>me and friend goofing around in our local public gym
>doing sqwats at the quiet pl corner in our gym
>everythings nice and serene and we´re both having a good session
>then some dude walks into the allmost hidden pl cave and starts warming up
>chat some "looking fit buddy" tier shit since you can visibly see that the dude knows his shit
>ask him about his numbers while we talk strenght training in general
>his squat is around 270kg/600lbs
>be fucking amazed and vocally mire him
>he just casually says
>"wait till you see my coach"
>after a few minutes of smalltalk my friend and I go to the other side of the gym to do some machine faggotry or something
>30 mins later the stronk dude calls us for help spotting his coaches squats
>walk to the pl cave and see his coach
>the coach is middle eastern just like his friend, he´s short, maybe 5`9 but is fucking huge overall prob 230lbs, and had tree trunk thighs which klokow would mire
>he was also bald with this crazy scar in his head which looked like he had half of his skull broken off in the past, also his eyes were pointing in completely different directions
>get allmost spooked but he turned out to be a chill dude
>he loads up his bar with 340kg/740lbs
>has to use tape to hold the weights in place
>then he repeatedly sniffs a pint sized ammonia bottle like it was 10/10 braphogs ass
>walks under the bar while the other dude shouts in some weird language and slaps his back with chalk
>squats it easily and chuckles to himself about the the bars bounciness
>stare in awe and be in full disbelief with friend
>talk with them for a few minutes and then go finish that days workout
>never see them again
>pic kinda related. Imagine him but middle eastern, half of his skull covered with a circular scar and eyes 30 degrees in different directions

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I remember you posting this. Are you still under the impression?

Might've had brain cancer. They have to cut open your skull to remove it and it can often damage one or both eyes.
Just a thought

Yes. I suppose i could´ve added that it´s a stale old pasta. Moved gyms just recently and it´s only a matter of time when i´ll get some other stories to tell since i see sirs newyear comic tier memery almost daily.

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I'm from mn we have a shit ton of hmong people they like to steal civics and lift weights they're all real small so it's no issue and they're women are hot as shit

I got two, all by a single fat guy, props to him and all but fuck get your shit together dude.
>sit ups
>rip a really loud fart, leaves
>treadmill
>motherfucker fell like in those videos
Come on man.
He also stopped after he won a weight loss competition, he started really obese, lost the most weight, still left as obese.

the nigger that wears an altitude mask and dances in the mirror

Kek, based

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There's a manlet native american dude that is always at the gym the same time as me no mateer when I go. He's a chill dude, does quite a bit of gear

Those are just people who browse Jow Forums
You fucking mong.

My gym is entirely dudes in their mid 20s, probably a third on roids, and maybe 10 women total that just do a circuit and fish for dudes to try their weak openers so they can make a scene.

Wish I had interesting people

How much does he bench though?

nice flight plan

Literally happened today.

I'm doing pullovers with 30kg and some dude comes up to me and asks me if this is my first day at the gym. I reply in the negative, and then he tells me that I need to take it easy otherwise I'm giong to innnjure myself. I'm like, okay faggot.
Then I did 6 reps with that weight until failture and then the same weight for triceps.

fuck that guy

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kek
fpbp

The bald black dude who doesn’t work there but is there at all hours of the day, it doesn’t matter if you go first thing in the morning, afternoon, or at night, he’s fucking there, he might secretly live there

>That jacked 5'4 manlet at my gym
It's not like I'm tall or anything (5'8) but I saw him yesterday and he looks absolutely ridiculous that I kinda feel sorry for him. He looks natty max jacked and even has tons of chest hair which makes it look even funnier.

>60yo 5'8 boomer benching 2.5pl8
>guy doing wrist curl and scull crusher supersets in the squat rack with a bar he brought in from another part of the gym, not using any part of the squat rack or weights
>6'3/4 italian gigachad sumo deadlifting 6.5pl8 for reps and looks pretty much like pic related. Fuck him desu, those genes should be illegal
>powerlifter about my size (5'11 manlet) squatting 4pl8 for reps, he is my mid term goal to beat

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I'm convinced every single gym on Earth has that one semi-jacked Jow Forums nerd-looking autist with the "Training to become Goku" tank top

Fuck, we actually have some skelly nerd with a goku tanktop. Not jacked but stronger than he looks anyways (benches 0.75pl8 for reps and looks like the bar would crush him)

>The Lanklet Leglet
>about 6'3
>Implying 6'3 is tall

>The athletic 70 yo who is ottermode but a little less muscular and just does bodyweight exercises and dumbbell work
>The scrawny kid doing SS because he saw that routine at Reddit
>The poo who awkwardly tries to initiate conversation every fucking time and doesn't bring a towel
>The gym thot who onkly does core and ass work and is always around the weightroom
>The fat piece of shit who just does cardio and thinks he is losing fat because he's sweating
>The guy from the uni athletism group who snatches my squat
>The good guy who DLs 480 ezpz and is frinedly
>The loud fucking retard personal trainer with shitty advice like "Squatting deep hurts your knees" "Deadlifting is very dangerous don't do it" "You are not working that muscle, you are just stretching it and that's why it hurts, trust me I'm personal trainer"

older guy with shaved head and handlebar mustache is the only guy that stands out enough. also the only guy who wears an XL off brand dri fit t shirt every day.

Asian girl that uses the cable machine for her insta-thot butt exercises.

We have some autistic powerlifting metal dude at the gym.
>he is 6'4 or something like that
>the moment he enters the gym everybody knows he is there with his heavy footfalls.
>shakes the earth with his heavy ass compound lifts, dude is strong as fuck
>stares at people through the mirror without blinking between sets
>I have seen him doing this for 4 years now and we are always in the same strength area
>don't even know what the dudes voice sounds like because even the heaviest lifts he does in dead silence

At this point I always imagine what a convo would be like with him. But then I imagine how he most likely has a few corpses in his basement so I don't bother him.

kekking hard rn

thanks for the ab workout bros

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>Jeff cavalier
45is guy buffed as fuck and hyper vascular, he gets eye raped by girls half his age
>The tard
Skinny fat tard that counts his reps out loud and steals the benches all the time
>The skinny pajeet
An indian guy who started lifting at the se time i did but is still super skinny, not a single gram gained
>My arrow-necked friend
One of my friends started lifting half a year ago and everyone comments about his shitty frame, like /0\, no shoulders. Still values abs>strenght, haven't convinced him yet
>The gay french twins
Two skinnyfat twins in an exchange or something simmilar, they act gay all the time while speaking in french
>Chad
Huge bald guy with an arm as big as my head, taught me how to bench propperly and it's always asking me if i need a spot. Nicest guy in the gym

>Queen of the Thots- best looking gym thot, gets hit on 5x per gym session, she’s pretty and is decked in gym gear and is approaching the wall, only appears during peak hours for maximum attention
>Tits McGee- queen of the thots little buddy that dresses even sluttier and always shows off her tits basically a copy of queen of the thots but shorter, not as pretty and bigger tits she likes to show off
>Quasi Autismo- any generic gym autist wearing super hero shit dressing like a bum
Overcompensating nigger- roided our negro who always try’s to hit on all of the white womyn, hey at least he has heart to cold approach that’s more than I can say or do
>Pajeet- any of the Indians at my gym

>an absolute dyel skelly who outlifts everyone in everything with ease
you ?

oh am i laffin

I bulked the fuck up those last 3 months, so people see me/talk to me more. It's fun.

>the matchstick
Skinny ginger frend that wanted me to coach him. Always stiff as fuck.
>pillarmens
Bunch of old bodybuilder always chatting up and sippin some coffee when i come in the gym, be it morning or night
>Saul
Old man that only ever do shoulders and teached me how to OHP. Drive a fuckhuge bmw bike.
>Jesus 2.0
A guy i see only on sunday or religious day (like christmass/toutsaint, etc) and give a very mercifull and kind aura
>Ramona
A cute redhead girl i only ever see once a month, doing some kinda heavy weight. Everytime i mustard the strength to hit her up she's on her way to leave.

I wish.