/Confess/

I have an IQ of 127 and 96% of the posts here are retarded. To prove how smart I ma, I can watch Rick and Morty and I get all the jokes

i went to whataburger and only had a coffee. oh, wait, this isn't /ck/

Nothing to confess yet, father.

I insist on lifting for myself but when i'm there i am keen on impressing others

Broke nofap in the shower this morning and I'm not eating enough

Bought a Big Mac with fries. Chewed it all and spat it in a cup. Going to go to iHop today for Belgian chocolate pancakes. Why didn’t I think of this sooner? Why don’t fat fucks just chew and spit their favorite foods?

I caught the gays at a party...
I said nohomo but he didn't

I advocate against gay and trans people, but jack off to traps.

i made a shake last night
2 scoops of vanilla ice cream
2 tea apoons of peanutbutter
1 tea spoon of butter scotch
2 scoops proton powder
then like 1 and a half cups of milk

it was so good

>YOU WANNA GET BIG, YOU GOTTA EAT BIG

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just binged ate for 1 hour on 1400 calories just when my body was entering ketosis.

I cant get laid. no success on tinder or irl. im not even that ugly

That shows discipline.

Whataburger pancakes are underrated. Best fast food pancakes around. God damn I hate cutting.

I have a qt gf who is super loyal but she is incapable of in depth conversation where we actually exchange/bounce ideas off each other.

It feels hard to completely love her, because while she is pretty, receptive, and sweet, it also seems like she never retains anything, has no opinions of her own, and can't invest in an idea on her own.

I feel shitty for waffling on someone so into me with so many good qualities, but I'm getting bored for lack of a better word.

Together about 2 years, off and on. What would fit do?

oneitis is the same age as me (19) but:
>biggest slut in town, got laid with every guy older than her
>uses her roast beef to get social status
>has charming and friendly personality
>had a crush on her since high school before she got the "used goods" label

How do I get over her?
She's the Stacy and I'm the Virgin Incel (khv) but unirocally.

I have eaten nothing but takeout for the past 5 days, please forgive me father

assuming that any of us has had that sort of experience, I say do whatever the fuck makes you more happy.

I have insane blue balls from No Nut, it's killing my gains

My oneitis is stupid enough to have her snapmap on. She went home for a quick vacation. My fucking creepy stalking has revealed that she has been at her parents house, however yesterday her position changed by around 13 km (air distance, road longer) to some distant houses out in rural. First theory was grandparents or friends. She has now been there a complete day and night. No girl in her 20's sleeps over at their grandparents house. I feel it's the same with friends. How fucked am I. Or should I say, how fucked is she? How many meters of dick is she enjoying while I sit here like a cuck?

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And when it's so close there is no reason not to just drive home from your friend. She must be taking a dicking FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

based

I always remind myself I will 'never marry' a smoker, or a girl who doesn't keep her shape on point

even though my girlfriend is right now a smoker, I won't marry her for it, and at some level she came to terms with this and came to ME about how she is quitting smoking as part of the new year. I'm just like ok, seeing is believing, I never told her my position on her habit, which makes it particularly interesting that she has come around and decided to stop in the first place. it's like somewhere inside she knew my position, even if I didn't have to tell her

maybe be polite but forward about how boring and dry she is, and if she gets upset that's her problem. if she understands the sincerity and inflection behind your stance and attempts to absorb herself into your interests and ideals, ultimately to be able to form third opinions with you, then fuck yeah she's a keeper

hi user i rarely post but STOP DOING THIS YOU RETARD FUCK, you get nothing out of it , literally nothing, only bad feels, i did the same thing for the past month with my oneitis and it doesn't help always reminding yourself about her by checking location

I binged on sugar yesterday

kek she must be enjoying a real dicking. cuck or be cucked.

You have good taste

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I actually lift

I can't sleep properly, and I've been trying for 4 months, I can barely hit 7 hours, 8 is a distant dream, tired as fuck today
Also, while I have linear progression on all lifts, I can't progres linearly in scott curls, sometimes I can do it with the weight I used the training before, sometimes I can't
I gave up on asking that one girl out, she was clearly not that interested since I did all the talking and subjects on the two times we talked online but I should have at least tried

I've eaten a bagel with cream cheese every day for the last 2 weeks.

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i had chipotle last night with their hot salsa on my bowl and i've been having burning shits all morning

Kek

GOMAD

I have an IQ of 128 and all of the posts here are pure subhuman idiocy. I've read the dictionary seven times

Classic closet case

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I have decreased cals to 1850 because flab will not fucking come off. Ready to kms tbqh senpai.

Me too, I have the urge

what did you eat?

stop it, it is not going to help you and could quite easily develop into a complex that will get you arrested. people don't go from zero to creepy trenchcoat stalker overnight, you know.

I only fuck 10s

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>I can't progres linearly in scott curls
that's fine, it's an assistance exercise

I am afraid to use the bench and squat racks.

Instead I do dumbbell squats and dumbbell bench.

I have the weirdest boner for kettlebells lately. They're not particularly useful for my goals and take away from time and effort I could be using on the big lifts or on running, both of which are more important to me right now, but damn if they aren't a lot of fun. I'm beginning to understand the appeal of "I built this physique with one kettlebell and a pullup bar" that leads people to poast stupid questions on /fit ("can I get ripped with only calisthenics?") and do stupid shit like nothing but kettlebell swings for a year before inventing a new fitness event ("muh tactical strength challenge" "muh beast tamer") so they don't have to compare their performance to real athletes. reeee

Oh, and also I've given up on ever having a fulfilling romantic relationship and will almost certainly quit a potentially quite lucrative phd program for a somewhat dangerous and unhealthy physical job, so yeah, there's that, padre.

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white bread, biscuits, basically just shit.

I haven't lifted in months. I am turning into a skeleton again.

because it's basically a milder version of bulimia.

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>Asian Cowboy
>Black Wizard
>White Monk
Easy peezy lemon squeaky

Ill take the asians

I eat sandwiches on a daily basis pretty much. Also like to have some cookies after dinner. Doesn't seem to hinder my progress all that much. IIFYM I guess.

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you too

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>white Pharoah
>black wizard
>black jew

Giving a slam pig my fug on the downlow

I've always looked good, but I'm a virgin, who never expressed his intimacy with anybody. Not within my family, not with friends, not with a girl in an amorous way.
When i was a kid they taught me to hate my body and be ashamed of it, from there everything snowballed. I grew up hating myself. And as an adult i know that i would never have respect for anybody capable of loving me, because I'm shit and whoever likes shit should be despised.

And the worst thing is that there is nobody, nobody in this world who knows what it means to hate yourself, what it means to see other people and know that not only they will harm you if you get close to them, but that they should destroy you.

unironically therapy can be useful in these situations

i'm 27, had 4 relationships, first lasted 2 years the next ones 6 -8 months

I'm sick and tired of girls just leaving in the winter season
sick and tired of not a single girl of them sticking around
always telling me that i'm too good for them, breaking up because they think they're too bad of a human being, wanting to explore themselves

fuck all i want is to have some companioinship, a girl with whom i can live life, explore the world, have fun and maybe settle

is this too much to ask for

>Tfw no Bully wheyfu gf to molest me
Why the world sucks so much?

I had six beers and ended up 200 over my caloric limit when I'm supposed to be cutting. I met my protein intake but still feels bad.

Tonight will be the first time I've been to the gym in over a year
>tfw former Jow Forumsizen now regretful skeleton

how'd you manage to just go?

t. hasn't been lifting for.. god way over a year

If you realize you are shit That's half the battle user. You can take measures to polish yourself until you don't even resemble a turd anymore. Im not talking about diddling yourself up with clothes and physique, I'm talking digging down and reaching into yourself and extracting whatever fucking demon is corrupting you. Its gonna be hard and painful, but that's how you know you're doing it right. I'm pulling myself out of a bad situation, my therapy appointment is in 20 minutes. If i can do it im sure as hell anyone can do it.

>get all the Rick and morty jokes
Nobody is that smart.

Moved to an apartment building where the gym is literally below my flat and is free for residents. I don't even have to go outside to get there which means any kind of excuses I had at my old place about having to walk there are now gone. That and its 24/7 which means I can go last thing at night when its absolute empty in future for dat dere contemplative lifting in solitude.

Girls are vain.
Step one:
Switch to traps.
Step two:
Live happily ever after
That's what I did, best decision of my life

Lmao

i'd love an empty 24/7 gym right under my place man, envy u

What is the deal with empty gyms? I never got why people wanted to be alone when they lift. Who is going to help your apply your oil to your back?

>Girls are vain.
planned to at least walk into the "wife,house,kids" direction with 30
but now with 27, there's nothing, exgf left me m2 months ago
and that's it

Sister's friend commented on me and said she would like to meet me. "Wish him happy birthday in my name, p.s his future girlfriend"
She's an 8.5-9.0 with make-up, voleyball player, laid-back, has no instagram and seems funny.
And fucking 12cm(4.5 inches)taller than me.
It's the moments like these that hit you, not manlet threads or some social situations.

In my dating experience, girls have always been completely illogical and overly emotional. Im sure it's my shitty taste in women but as soon as i found a qt bf I finally am feeling completely comfortable around my significant other.

The people that mean the most to you come from the strangest most unexpected places. Basically, try to find a trap that isn't retarded. Guys communicate better with each other than the other gender

I'm 6'1 and have fucked a few european giantesses, just act like you don't care and if she mentions it just shrug it off.

It sounds like a meme but confidence is king. If you don't have any, fake it til you make it.

;_;

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Haven’t lifted seriously for over a year. Started again today and decided to browse Jow Forums again

met an ex girlfriend on Jow Forums

still come here on occasion looking if she's still on here

Its probably standard Jow Forums autism but I don't like having a bunch of people around while I lift. A couple of people is fine, but I could never go to a commercial gym unless I was with a few lifting buddies. Triggers the fuck out of me.

same here

careful, she bites

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i exclusively lift at 4am before work, only one or two other people there feels comfy as fuck

>have qt gf
>have crush on qt male friend

shit guys

Sounds like borderline personality, and I feel you buddy. Being Shinji in real life is its own special kind of hell.

I've been on this board since 2011 and haven't lifted for more than a month total

Weird way to say you're a virgin

I thought about her again...

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made the mistake of going the "let's spend our last night together after that it's over" with my her 2 days ago

based and redpilled

You are not in her league anyways. Ask er out, get rejected, move on.

>women
>companionship
I love my girl friends but I'd never use the word companionship to describe our friendship.
Thank jesus I'm gay.

Get checked for sleep apnea, a lot of people will never know they have it.

Been lifting for years but because of injuries and other setbacks my bench is actually slightly stronger than my squat.

Jow Forums has made me insecure about height due to the fucking meme. I'm a 176cm well built dutchman and never ever had issues with height or getting a good bodycount. Now I'm recently in love with a girl. Falling in love also makes people insecure and so now I'm ddouble fucked for no reason because there is nothing to be insecure about.

I just want that brest pushing feeling of insecurity gone, but I think most of Jow Forums seeks this.

Tall girls are just as insecure about their height as true manlets are. You have an advantage.

I can't stop fucking traps